Amy Poehler beating her ex for this podcast golden globe…

OOHHHH I LOVE IT HERE

J'avais complètement zappé que c'était les Globes c'est terrible

Ça me manque le THC lôôô

Snow brings joy

5am and still wide awake I can't believe the mango monsters betrayed me?

‘Pluribus’ Cinematographer Marshall Adams on Making a Sci-Fi Show Without Any Sci-Fi In It Pluribus is excellent in every respect, but the beautiful cinematography is particularly memorable, evoking a strange and lonely world in the familiar terrain of Albuquerque, New Mexico. Marshall Adams and…

Watching The Baltimorons at last and boy do I feel warm inside

Sharp analysis by @vnavarrowriter.bsky.social this is such a great piece

Not me being read to filth when I barely just woke up tf

Moi quand on lui parle mal ou qu'on dit du mal d'elle

Personne lui parle comme ça vous êtes des grands malades vous je vais vous bouffer

l'hypocrisie est à travers le plafond comme disent les américains hein

mdr ptdr xptdr même

Moi avant Noël: vraiment faut que je prévois rien le 1e janvier je vais être une loque Moi aujourd'hui, 1e janvier, après m'être réveillé à 18h:

One of my very favorite things is when she hugs my plushies

And on that note, happy new year! 2026 is the year we stop tolerating abuse, nonsense and the bare fucking minimum. May we all have a year filled with joy, peace, growth and actually doing the work. It'll be better, no matter the cost. We got this 🫶🏻

Very this tbh

2026 already testing my patience with a voicemail from the birthgiver attempting to guilt trip me into talking to her 😮‍💨 lord give me strength and maybe make her realize there's a reason she's blocked everywhere from phone to social media to emails and that is her own behavior tf

In true BTB fashion we stayed on for almost a whole hour more lmao I love these people

Good news: my favorite bday dress from a few years ago somehow fits again Bad news: it appears I will not be breathing for the next 3 hours or so for my tits are too big for this dress to handle

BTB graduation is in about 90 minutes. Dress code is obviously Glamorous Trash and now I'm frantically looking through my wardrobe (see: unfolding so many clothes I will NOT wear tonight) while I stalk Chelsea's IG hoping I can replicate at least an ounce of her dazzling, chaotic vibe in her honor 💃🏻

Segue being spelt like this and not segway will forever make me want to rip my hair out wtf is the English language

If your Pokémon Go username is Jesus0nSteroids and we randomly added each other because of a random tweet a few years please find me for as you know we became lucky friends on this fine xmas day and we need to put this trade to good use! love, sibbyjp 😚

Cette nuit, pendant mon xmas rewatch annuel de 8 Femmes sur le projecteur, j'ai fait l'erreur de me lever à peu près 4.2 secondes le temps de prendre une photo de la neige. À mon retour, j'ai appris que ma place douillette n'était plus mienne mais bien celle d'un vide aux yeux troublants

imagine t'es une grosse boule de feu et tu vas te coucher à 17h ptdr la honte

J'ai envie de lui parler elle me manque tellement

"significant" (fr tho I'm grateful)

Expected THURSDAY? ON CHRISTMAS MORNING?!? Haven't really seen any snow since I moved here please don't mind me while I weep in a corner while repeating that Christmas miracles are real

I miss acting there I said it

Need to be on the next season of I Love LA tf? @ Rachel Sennott do you need a nonbinary French actor because I am here I am queer and my obsession with your show is moderate to severe

😮‍💨 c'est pas de ma faute je fais de mon mieux 😮‍💨

Fuck it I'm starting a grimoire

💐💜

She's so cute 🥺🤏🏻

today is their day 🧤

Put off the episodes for 8 months and finally just saw Bobby Nash die I'm fine I'm doing splendidly actually nothing will ever be the same again but it's okay I'm okay I SAID I'M FINE

Just watched yesterday's SNL and I am: crying I love Bowen so much I'm gonna miss him but also I'm so parasocially proud of him 🥹

Anyway good morning! (they say at 6pm now that the sun has set)

Oohhh I'm so ready to move to the US tf

J'ai zéro doute que ce sera pas linéaire mais on prend ce qu'on peut hein 😌

Am I like...actually recognizing and celebrating my own progress? Damn I just keep on impressing myself today

Food has been ingested, self has been grounded, emotions have been regulated and that's that on making progress period

Dernière chose avant que je supprime cette app + ses consœurs le temps que je me régule émotionnellement : c'est quand même terrible de faire tant d'efforts pour contrôler ses émotions et quand même avoir ces putains d'instincts explosifs qui viennent tout niquer. Je veux juste aller mieux en fait

Vraiment je m'insupporte 🫠 sur ce je m'en vais m'enfermer dans ma nonbinary cave (mon studio) jusqu'à nouvel ordre

C'est quand même dingue de dire que j'arrête et de continuer malgré tout MAIS RESPECTE-TOI BON DIEU qu'est-ce que t'as pas compris là-dedans !!!!!

Chat I don't think these people are okay

THEY LITERALLY JUST HAD SOMEONE TAKEN TO THE ER FOR EATING A PROP WHAT IS GOING AWNNN