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THE 300TH EPISODE! Join the FG Pod team along with special guests, actor/excellent human @ethandlawrence.bsky.social along with gaming journo legend, @videogameschronicle.com 's own @scully1888.bsky.social to celebrate this milestone. It's live! Now! fingerguns.net/podcast/2025...

So when/if immigration comes down significantly and best case nothing changes/worst case our public services erode even further, what then? What has Mr Forensic got planned for when the racists still aren’t placated and nothing has gotten better? Such a deeply unserious wanker is Starmer.

Just checking in: how’s pushing Starmer to the left going?

[FEATURE] The Raw Beauty of Economy: An Analysis of CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33’s Prologue; GUEST POST: Our friend @ethandlawrence.bsky.social writes this terrific article, describing the devastating impact the opening hour of Expedition 33 had on him. Read below; fingerguns.net/features/202...

Today I managed a wrestling match. I got properly stuck in. I got chopped. I got clubbed. I got booted in the chest. I got beer spat in my face (all credit to Big F’n Joe). And I fucking loved it

Oh yeah, I’m going to start posting here now. I miss typing words and presenting them to no one since giving up Twitter.

“Haha” chuckles the centrist, “you Reform voters are about to find out they aren’t competent enough to run a local council!” Good point. Everyone agrees local councils are run brilliantly under normal circumstances.

Ian Dunt here, professional politics understander and performative swear word man, with his brain as smooth as his bald head, moaning about the left being… completely correct about his guy Starmer. This is apparently a greater sin than Starmer being an inveterate liar and fash curious dullard.

I’ve just found out that 100 people have now subscribed to my Substack. I’m really pleased about it because I know it’s a hard sell. My articles tend to take about ten minutes to read and are often me trying to work out what I’m saying as I’m typing. Proud. substack.com/@ethandlawre...

New article on Substack about Herpes Simplex and Christmas Viewing Figures with a shout out to @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk wonderful Nirvana book which he will be no doubt thrilled about. Link to follow below. Please share and subscribe (for free!) open.substack.com/pub/ethandla...

Fucking. Hell. Will. #AEWWorldsEnd

Fucking hell Will #AEWWorldsEnd

New article on Substack. It got away from me. Please read, share, subscribe and enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/ethandla...

I’m currently writing a piece on the degradation of culture and my industry. I just saw an ad for Gemini AI on YouTube and said “oh fuck off Gemini” out loud. These two things are linked.

Okay, just over a week until Christmas so time to shake the bucket. I am on Cameo. I make personalised videos For just under a tenner (the most competitively priced actor on there) that’s a perfect gift for the After Life or Bad Education fan you know. Please share. v.cameo.com/e/9sWtQY3apPb

Up until embarrassingly recently I thought the Elgin Marbles were actual marbles. Like little glass balls. What I’m saying is I don’t care if we give them back.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Some men “of a certain age” are the most thin skinned and humourless crybabies you are ever likely to meet so you can miss me with this “the wokes just don’t get banter” flapdoodle.

If I were Gregg Wallace I would probably stay quiet for a bit around about now. But then I’m not angling for a job at GB News. That’s where this is going, right?

Manifesting: I’m available for the recently vacated MasterChef role and I won’t even be a creepy sex weirdo about it.

Hello and welcome to Have I Got News For You, I’m Ethan Lawrence. In the news this week: a turkey reveals to the BBC how it has managed to survive its 12th consecutive Christmas.

I think the people who reckon Keir Starmer will resign over their silly petition haven’t considered how arrogant and self righteous Starmer is. You can’t out-petty a mediocre middle-aged white man.

Alright, I’m man enough to admit it even if you cowards aren’t. I don’t know what that gesture The Rizzler does is supposed to be. Is he telling us to be quiet? Does he need a shave?

Ahh back in Glasgow. A city I have been to three times but never spent more than 16 consecutive hours in. Tune in to CBBC tomorrow morning for some madcap fun!

Call me a Jaramimmy Corbined champagne socialist leftie liberal transgender wokerati quinoa swampy unwed single mother benefit scrounger illegal asylum seeker if you must. But I do think it’s natural to be a bit concerned that we fired missiles at a hostile nuclear power. Just a bit, mind.

I can’t tell if it’s just a symptom of the internet collapsing in on itself like a dying star or not. What’s with all the look-alike competitions apparently all happening at the same time?

Last night I stood in front of a crowd of rabid deathmatch wrestling fans and said I prefer real combat sports like Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson. In many ways, I’m more brave than a firefighter or a soldier.

I’m not saying Elon Musk strips entirely nude to have a poo but if you found that out you would hardly be surprised.

Inbound to CXW Xtreme II to watch my VIP Associate Tim Strange beat the paint off his opponent. Deathmatch Wrestling is about to get an injection of prestige.

So based on one thing I cross posted, discoverability is FAR better here than X. Bluesky basically works. This is a Good Thing™️. Some of you need to sound less like a cult though. That’s my note for the Bluesky people.

Jake Paul looks like he’d be sticky if you touched him.

I have once again been tragically overlooked. I don’t think I would have won but as far as I can tell I don’t think I was even considered. That is a disgrace.

I love it when people on the other place are like “I will NEVER leave, it is my SACRED DUTY to stand up to ELLON HUSK for if I do not keep posting, WHO WILL!?” And it’s like alright Leonides, it’s Twitter, not Thermopylae.

My two cents? Kinosuke Takeshita should beat Adam Cole and it should be Roddy vs MJF at Full Gear. Keeps Take strong, sells that Adam Cole isn’t as ready as he thought he was and keeps the story cooking. Also I would like to see Roddy vs MJF one on one please and thank you

Hello people who have followed me thanks to @pencilledinnikki.bsky.social adding me to a BritWres starter pack! I’m at CXW Xtreme II this Saturday in Braintree in my boy Tim Strange’s corner. Wonder what an 18+ promo will look like from me? 🤔🤔

Metaphor Refantanzio is a better game but Persona 5 Royal is the best game. This is my video game criticism, exclusively on Blue Sky

Made a TikTok where I do the Taken Speech as Mickey Mouse. Riveting stuff. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdNQ3JXB/

I’m testing out this current profile picture (me having won the CXW Xtreme Championship belt) because while it’s wrestling related (niche and not my primary job) it’s also the hardest a photo of me has ever gone. Thoughts?

Right, I’ve done a thing where I imported all the people I was following on Twitter to here. Now I must start the arduous process of being charming enough for people to wanna follow me. Two likes and I’ll tell you the story of my amazing kidneys.

Amsterdam has the right to defend itself.

So what’s good on here? How do you find new things? How do you grow? It’s been a long time since I’ve grown a new social media following from scratch. It’s scary.

Okay I think it’s about time I try and make some moves on here. I’ve customarily left it too late of course but what are you gonna do?

Last time I shared my writing on here an entire one person clicked through. One is more than none though. We go on. New article is a potted biography of myself with jokes. Read, share and subscribe. Luv u open.substack.com/pub/ethandla...

I have released my first ever written piece for my Substack. I hope you read it, subscribe to it and maybe share it? open.substack.com/pub/ethandla... Fanx, luv u xxx

Okay, so here we go. open.substack.com/pub/ethandlawr… I now have a Substack. You can subscribe to it here. My first article will be going out this evening. If you subscribe (for free) you get it automatically. No writing will ever be paywalled. Please subscribe and share it around. Appreciated.

I had bloods taken today. I also have a cold. I am “medical”.

I’m 31 next week. I’ve started cycling out the slogan t-shirts I’ve worn for half my life for pastels, polos and collars that won’t spook the horses and that I can wear in mixed company and on television as myself. In other news, life is a long, lonely march to the grave.