Let me hear from all my fellow humans who suffer from an intolerance to invertebrate tropomyosins!

Chris. Waffle. Explosion. @therealchriswaffle.bsky.social

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Show us your creative process in a gif

Show us your creative process in a gif

Oh yeah?? Well, I do double-infinity tariffs on you!

Rainn Wilson will return as Crimson Bolt in Avengers: Doomsday

Jim Carrey will return as Colonel Stars and Stripes in Avengers: Doomsday

Kevin McDonald will return as Mr. Medulla in Avengers: Doomsday

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

So pumped to be a part of this amazing lineup! Celebrating 10 years of amazing nerdcore hip hop. LOCK IN! #nerdcoredayz

What dark wizardry is this

I’m really having a great time here. Sorry I can’t think of anything clever to say!

I’m gonna miss cheap 3d tricks but I’m pumped for Electric Mayhem taking over rock and roller coaster. #muppets

Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

You know, there really aren't many Thanksgiving songs. So here's one by Megathruster. I think we all can relate...especially this year.

Hear me out...

Andrew Jackson had a pet parrot who he taught to swear. She later attended Jackson's funeral but had to be removed due to loud and persistent profanity.

I just remembered I never thanked my wife for finally making me watch Reservoir Dogs last year.

It's times like these that I can't stop screaming. Anyway, have a great day!

Repost with a pic you saved but have no use for

Are we having fun yet?

Thinking about the time the right tried to recall my wife from city council because she said "fuck trump" at her election party and rapped some sexual innuendos about the weather on one of my comedy songs. (They failed)

Whoops! You're in a cult.

How I arrived at Bluesky

I picked the wrong week to stop drinking.