Transphobe, misogynist, and Epstein associate Richard Dawkins can’t handle chatbots

It makes me laugh every time I think about how the European colonists just decided to call the Chesapeake marshland of the NC-VA the “Great Dismal Swamp” because they couldn’t deal with it

Sorry, I can’t answer the door because my seven pound cat demanded I put her special fleece blankie over my left leg (definitely never my right leg) so she can take a nap

Kiwi Teeth

Started watching BEASTARS and I have Many Feelings, some of which are unholy

Kash has the look of a man who regrets choosing today to be sober at work

Oh my god this ruined my night I can’t stop thinking about it

Which Shania song had the music video where she’s in a tan velour dress or track suit or something?

Ride safe this weekend.

Turns out grief is a Forever-Problem; I spent two hours weeping openly in Busch Gardens Williamsburg because that was the last time we could afford to take a family vacation. I have a lot of memories with my deceased brother there. >>>>

Turns out grief is a forever-problem

Openly weeping with grief on the Busch Gardens Williamsburg train

Sobbing in the middle of Busch Gardens because Feelings awakened by Celtic Fyre

I have zero Scottish heritage but I still cry when I hear “Parting Glass” and I mean it every time I sing it

Trying to explain Busch Gardens Williamsburg to friends in Europe

Hot tip: have bulky or heavy cream or paste products you don’t want to deal with for short trips? Get a pack of 1-oz jars and just depot what you’ll use in a couple days! The jars can be cleaned and reused.

In cheerier news, we got one of those silicone microwave popcorn bowls and it RULES. I love popcorn of any kind but being able to make a lighter version in a small quantity (and save the delicious buttery bag kind for an actual treat) is great. >>

No need to follow the nest to a screencap of what Wu said, but YEESH. That poor woman lives like this and inflicts her pain on others :(

Y’all I don’t know if I can handle being mansplained to this much before my second coffee

You know what's cool? We already know how to generate and spread the flu and it just... looks like the flu. No bioweapons skunkworks required. We've handed any potential enemies a huge advantage because of weirdo right-wing propaganda.

The 7-11 that opened near me has “buffalo chicken rollers” and they are tube-shaped chicken nuggets. Brilliant.

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

A president who understands the concerns of everyday people

I want to know... Are you really a 90s kid without The X-Files in your life? From new album "The Life & Times of a Weirdo", out May 1st. youtu.be/dgOAgqo3Mdk?... #xfiles​ #scifi​ #nerdrock​ #poppunkrock​ #lofipunk​ #rockmusic​

My relationship with my dad is complicated and negative, but I also deeply appreciate that he was a better father to me than his dad was to him. I’m not excusing anything, but I try to live my life trying to be better than I was yesterday—even in insignificant ways—and that’s at least something

Me, sobbing and holding my cat up in front of my face: “You don’t know how small you are.” Cat: *stares blankly*

Lowe’s Foods had 24 smoked chicken wings for $10 (after coupon) on their hot bar so now I feel like a mighty lioness returned from the hunt. Juniper IMMEDIATELY knew I had chicken.

Periodic tip that an angled eye brush can be your best friend if you’re learning to apply eyeliner—especially with wings—or just want to use any eyeshadow as an eyeliner!! Can also be used with gel pot, cake, or pencil eyeliner (either picking up direct from the pencil or smudging after application)

Thinking about that Amish spurtle informercial

the tension with clavicular doing mainstream interviews is he genuinely sees himself as some sort of self health influencer philosopher but the average person generally looks at him like he’s an animal in a zoo to be studied

I spend a lot of time thinking about when Morpheus dual-wields a handgun and a katana on the freeway in Matrix: Reloaded

Not too late to register to hop on a Zoom call tomorrow and geek out about books with LGBTQ+ creators! And if you don't want to join Meetup you can register here to get the Zoom information! durhamcountylibrary.libcal.com/event/15824980

Beerded Lady is my local and we’re definitely planning to be there!!

“Despite a need for jobs” wtf I’m looking for a job and yes, it sucks, and I’ve worked for “the man.” But there’s a difference between working for “the man” and doing abject crimes against humanity

Post your favorite film from the year you turned 18.

It kills me that these people are either lucky or blessed to end up in positions of power that millions of better people would love to have, and then use it primarily to get laid bsky.app/profile/book...

I’ve been following this and it’s RIDICULOUS their years-old account was deleted *now*

It’s time

Let’s get this cheese

The pimento cheese festival in Cary is going to be some cutthroat route planning on my part

Fellas, is it gay to have a job?

This is an amazing take. It’s like an IRL version of Steinem’s “if men had periods”

Why do people keep letting their children around him

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." - 2026 FIFA Peace Prize winner

More war crimes today I guess

"Stop, Hammer Time"

Bye Bondi

I had a dream last night I was in a band with @richardbutner.com called Brother Radio and we had a song called “Horse Girls”

My older cat June is obsessed with fried chicken, and she managed to get some chicken bones out of our covered trash can BUT she did bring one to me in the bedroom It’s the thought that counts, I guess, but she was displeased when I took ALL the bones away

Do I know anyone that does a Palpatine impression? Asking for a (low) paid (but paid!!) personal song project needing a 15-30 sec sound clip