A week ago this team was a decent drive away from playing in the AFC Championship. They are now interviewing a washed QB who lead the Colts directly out of the playoffs THIS SEASON for a completely different position that he has absolutely no experience in. Bills fans y’all don’t deserve this shit

The disparity between what the Weather app (boo, hiss) and CARROT (yay, cheers) are saying in terms of how much snow we’re supposed to get has been baffling and I take no pleasure in reporting that CARROT is almost certainly wrong on this one by predicting just 5.3 inches

Probably says something not great about me that even fairly pixelated I clocked that the cat was Luna instantly. (Also please watch this if you haven’t)

Kinda shocked at how much I’m not really enjoying Mio: Memories In Orbit. This has all of the ingredients of a game I would love, and visually it’s a triumph, but man, the playing of this game? With my hands and fingers? It feels ROUGH

There is no way, absolutely none, that he sees 2028

“This is it, this is gonna be the year I watch every Oscar movie in the lead up to the Oscars” he says for the sixth year in a row, having seen none of the films in question yet

The amount of snow I’m projected to get has been getting less and less the last few days so I was happy to wake up and find that it bumped back up to seventeen fucking inches

I totally get being extremely down on Kiwami 3 what with RGG basically killing all their goodwill lately, but I am really kinda baffled at people acting like Ichiban has also reached a dead-end? He’s been in all of 2 games, both of which people generally seem to consider highlights of the franchise?

Heavily debating trying out either Whiskerwood or Satisfactory and am deeply scared what that might do to me. I don't know if I'm ready to be an efficiency guy

Surely the worst news that will come today is Prue leaving Bake-Off, yes?

The more I thought about this last night the more I came around to it being okay to fall asleep if it SEEMS like It Might Happen overnight because when It Does Happen, that's gonna be an all-day party, you don't need to be there at the beginning

I always bristle a bit when I see (obviously more lately than usual) people doing the “guess what Americans everyone hates you now” thing because to me it just says that you now feel like you can be justified in being extremely rude to a complete stranger and like…what a win for you, I guess?

It's honestly pretty rude for this shit to be happening after midnight EST, if you ask me, my sleep schedule is already trash and this isn't helping

Just getting this in now on the off chance this actually Is It tonight and we talk about nothing but That for days: Seance of Blake Manor is really good BUT I do think the requirements for getting some of the mysteries completely are kinda silly and detract from the experience a bit

lol hey NJ.com what the fuck is this?

Got my first insane rando comment on a completely benign political post that got muted because of the Over 10K Following mute list, mama we made it

I still kinda can’t believe that Miami had a last-minute drive to try to win the national championship against THAT Indiana team. I can 100% believe with ease how that drive actually went, but its existence is impressive nonetheless

My prediction for today is that because Sherrill is taking over for a Dem instead of a dumbass or outwardly corrupt Republican, she’s not going to do nearly as much “good stuff” on day 0.5 and people on here are already going to declare her a failure

When I see someone spend half their day posting screencaps of rando Twitter accounts nobody needs to know

At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social

LRT is maybe one of the craziest fucking things I've ever seen get live-tweeted in real time??

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Something I’ve realized the past year or so watching sports more regularly than I have in the past: I really wish broadcasts would stop constantly hitting the “THE INTERNET LIKES THIS” button over and over. I don’t need a cutaway to Cignetti every two fucking plays! I am aware he doesn’t smile!

Jesus Christ the only analyst picking Indiana being fucking MCAFEE is deranged, what the hell

Today’s game is making me feel good about the multiple times I’ve heard “oh yeah the Knicks are probably the best team in the East” this season and responded “uh huh, yeah for sure”

My actual take about the current Asshole of the Day is that at some point we’re going to have to figure out what the hell happened that made so many people incapable of viewing children as anything other than Content To Exploit

The exact level of following you should aspire to here is being able to ask for game recs and have 8-10 people reply to you with games you’ve never heard before. Any more than that and you’ve gone too far

It’s probably recency bias but ultimately I’m really not going to remember too much about Murphy’s governorship except for him passing an extremely shitty e-bike law, becoming a gigantic pissbaby about congestion pricing, and being someone who drinks red wine at basketball games. Next!

This feels like such an overcorrection. Like go ahead and blame him for the season if you want I guess but he wasn’t the one who accounted for 4 turnovers in a playoff game all by himself, was he?

I’ve watched most of this game and still cannot really fathom how 34 points have gotten scored, this is the most 6-2 feeling game I’ve watched in a while

This game is making me miss baseball

This game is making me miss baseball

Back on my bullshit: I’ve decided to play Like A Dragon and Infinite Wealth again. I need the relentless positivity of an Ichiban Kasuga in my life once more

So uh, Seahawks-Pats, then?

I’ll be that guy: I kinda thought it was a good interception

Willing to be proven wrong but this game feels like one where Seton Hall isn’t even gonna get that late charge going

“A high follower politics/sports account shouted out someone for their US gov blocklist despite that person being a complete shithead about AI and was extremely flippant about CSAM on X” I say at dinner for the third time in 5 minutes, my wife is visibly googling “divorce attorneys near me”

I think brands should have to apply to make an account on BlueSky, they gotta make a posting CV and resumé that all of us peer review

I have only seen like an hour of this show total from peeking over my steam deck while my wife has it on, so this is probably Wrong As Hell, but: is Michael Rapaport basically in a position where nobody is going to get him off the show unless they decided to JUST because he’s annoying?

Okay I’m loving this game a lot but it’s frankly just pretty unacceptable for a first party game that’s over a year old to crash THIS much. And these aren’t “the software has shut down due to an unforeseen error” crashes, these are “gotta rebuild the database” crashes. Like…what?

Getting to the point where I’m gonna have to do another round of blocking/muting large accounts I normally like because they can’t stop dooming to 100K+ followers about elections no longer happening ever again

this is genuinely incredible

Now, Astrobot. THERE'S a game that I held off on playing way too long but am kinda happy I did because it's proving to be just the thing I needed at this moment

See, I find shit like this really funny because it’s a complete misunderstanding of both what people want from their news AND what people go out to drink for (getting away from the fucking news!!). It’s a child’s idea of “going out” devised by people who clearly don’t have enough actual friends

About as good of a loss as Seton Hall could have against UConn tbh, only 1 made 3, terrible rebounding, pro-UConn whistle and STILL had it to within 1 with a couple minutes left to play. Are we top 25? Probably not, but man, we can make ANY game close and that’s pretty rare

Well, we’ve come back from worse!

Sighted at the Seton Hall game: Bill Murray (for UConn reasons) and Governor Murphy

Hmm it seems belting sad songs on the drive home and then immediately checking BlueSky when I get home is negatively impacting my mood, much to learn here

System of a Down playing in the rock climbing gym that is currently occupied by myself and approximately 10 children beneath the age of 9, good stuff

why what happened