His car also had a silly face, so new fave in the Minis 🦈

Threw a cup of my piss over my sister in my birthday and got away with it because she's no good at the art of storytelling

belated TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #BTCC

Noooooooo 😭🥀

Wheeeee

I am, once again, in the teaching timetable

walking around Thorpe park with my arse out

I think I've got one weekend between now and Christmas where i don't have anything on, and if anyone tries to make me leave my flat on those two days, A Violence will occur

The only thing I've eaten today is a pain au raisin at 10am, and if this bus driver doesn't stop fucking about, I will demolish him

🥀🖤WHEN I WAS--!!🖤🥀

Rescuing hedgehogs wrapped in tissue to Richard Osman's house

YOU THERE 🫵 watch #BTCC

pleeeeeeease we couldn't haved fixed tingles' transponder? i don't need this heart attack! #BTCC

I am home, I'm on my sofa, my ability to watch is not limited by availability of 5G on the M4, LFGGGGGGGG #BTCC

By winning the Silverstone round of the Michelin Le Mans Cup, the Iron Dames became the first team in history to win every level of ACO rules racing: Ligier European Series, Michelin Le Mans Cup, European Le Mans Series, and the World Endurance Championship

Phil Mitchell stabbed in the back of the head and back of the shoulder by Paul Robinson and accomplice

TEETH TEETHTEETH

I DON'T WANT TO don't want to what? .. I DON'T WANT TO #brains 🧠👎

It's beginning to feel a lot like I'm going to be teaching football this week. Again.

Stole and ate a gooseberry the size of a golf ball off the side of a path

"Track declared wet" absolutely bone dry here 🤷 #ELMS

Peebles peebled :( #ELMS

LMP2s described as "rampant," today #ELMS

PEEBLES IN GRANDSTAND, PROBABLY HEARD ME HOOTING PEEBLES!!!

WIMMIN WINNIN 🩷💪

Great joy in hooting PEEBLES!!!! in the grandstand #ELMS

DAMES POOOOOOOOLE 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

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Every single one of these fuckers will say some bullshit..

FROOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Does Pier Guidi need a splash? I'm not convinced! #WEC

I should probably go to sleep at some point *stays on sofa* *eyes glued to TV* #WEC

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING #WEC

Tbh, that was green much longer than I expected #WEC

The 4 hours and 10 minutes of Austin goes green!

Into a frying pan, add butter, chopped onions and julienned carrots Add peas When browned off, add a sprinkle of hot cross bun powder and a chocolate tea pot, stir continuously Add a dash of milk to loosen consistency and a sprinkle of sultanas and beef gravy powder Add cinnamon to taste

BASTARD LEXUS CAUSING A YELLOW FLAG RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE DAMES 🔪🔪🔪 #WEC

Huge news in N5: they've removed the tatty tunnel cover (seemingly permanently) so I can now Yell and Whoop and Bother unimpeded 😈

#OnThisDay in 1971, François Cevert's third place finish at the #ItalianGP secured Tyrrell's first — and only — constructors' title in #F1. The team that had emerged from a woodshed in Ken Tyrrell's backyard conquered the world.

Dragged kicking and screaming into the digital era being forced to use a "Google wallet" of all things

I couldn't separate these four to pick three finalists, genuinely #SewingBee (just put them all through)

I know 'don't wish harm on people' etc but I really hope Keir Starmer and the rest of this morally bankrupt government are forced to realise how much horrible, horrible damage they've done and have to spend the rest of their lives bowed down by the colossal weight of it

that is the most incredible sudden downpour I think I've ever seen absolute chaos

I thought I'd been distracted and missed this encroaching as I watched it live, but all the drivers afterwards were like "nope, we literally all just drove off a bone dry track into a WALL of water!" 😳 #BTCC

I'd also like to take this time to say it's extremely disappointing that FOX and #IndyCar has invited known racist and misogynist leader of Bars*ool Sports Dave Portnoy to a race weekend to help promote their series and more of you need to be calling them out for it.

Screenshots of despair 😖 #F1

SHEDDODIUM!!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #BTCC

A great time to love sports 👀👀👀