CONGRATS ON THE NEW LEGEND, APEX FRIENDS!! She looks so fun, y’all smashed it. I remember when she was just sentences on a page, they grow up and enter death sports so fast. #apexlegends #apexlegendsaxle youtu.be/qb00PDb7eqM?...

Airplane selfies? In this economy?

BRB need to hit an ATM

We should be learning from other countries...

This 100% has got it be it. (Also, if he did genuinely think he was a doctor in the pic, that means he has no idea what Jesus looks like in media and that should also concern his Christian voters 🤷🏻‍♀️

A lot of people are quick to say they *can't* give up Amazon. Okay, don't. Just don't make it your default. That thing you threw in your basket that you can get elsewhere? Get it elsewhere. If everyone still buying from Amazon reduced their spending by 20%, Bezos would be screaming bloody murder

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

Sorry I haven’t gotten back to your email yet, I was busy worrying the entire world order was going to change forever tonight. To answer your question, yes burritos sound great.

See this is what a message from an actual leader and not a total psychopath looks like

A very good thread about journalists and AI, much of which also applies to writers of nonfiction books. We are being told, with increasing frequency and stridency, that we "just don't get" how AI can help us, by people who are manifestly not interested in helping us. Know your enemy. Hold the line.

Sometimes I dream about leaving my life to become an astronaut but then I remember I can’t ride in Lyfts without my little motion sickness bands

This fucking industry I swear to god

Gees Mamdani, buy the city a drink first

Not seeing the movie until I finish the audiobook (I’m about 2/3 in) but I second this. Honestly blown away by Ray Porter’s performance and the book is so lovely.

Meant to post earlier, but my family gave me an unbelievable Xmas gift. They made me Sparrow's Clessidra Rossa pendant. Like, FROM SCRATCH. (1/) #apexlegends #eneadavideguarino #apexlegendssparrow #clessidrarossa #apexlegendsfanart #apexlegendscommunity #respawnentertainment

they literally renamed the entire company after this

Anyone remember when Brad Pitt did that "I'm sad I'm getting divorced" photo shoot where he rolled around in the desert? Sometime over covid lockdown I photoshopped food into the photos. No I don't know why I did it. Now you have to look at it. Please enjoy my series, "Sad Brad Loves Food" (1/)

Have a super Mario day 🍄

Bet there’s a super fun vibe at GDC this year #ea

The biggest twist of Scream 7 is that I actually really liked it 😱

In all my years, I never thought I’d see an act of war from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

JERSEY PRIDE RIGHT HERE

Happy Zelda day! 💚 Don’t know why Nintendo hasn’t jumped at making one of my sequel pitches but we’ll get there

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

Artemis AND a Lady and the Tramp reference?! BE STILL MY HEART

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

UMM Wonder Man is perfect?! If I could’ve seen this show when I was in Meisner studio it legit might have saved me a ton of therapy. An actor who’s so in their head that sometimes they burst?? 🥹🥹🥹

LORE DROP LET’S GOOOOO youtu.be/60VKz8rGm-A?...

HAPPY HIGH GUARD LAUNCH DAY!!! Congrats Wild Light friends!

The seven Democrats who sided with Republicans to fund this murder were Reps. Henry Cuellar (Texas), Jared Golden (Maine), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.), Laura Gillen (N.Y.), Don Davis (N.C.), Tom Suozzi (N.Y.) and Vicente Gonzalez (Texas).

ProTip: Settings: Content and Media : Autoplay videos and GIFs. You'll want to make sure that's unchecked.

Just once this decade, when I see a game studio trending, I’d like it to not be because hundreds of people are losing their jobs.

Make it viral.

I've seen people say that the officer who murdered Nicole Good should be charged with murder, and to that I add that every officer who kept medics from arriving, who barred doctors from helping should also be charged under conspiracy doctrine.

No really can we do a federal tax strike

I don’t want to brag but the second I landed back in America I got a text from Mark Kelly

Made a new playlist

I was in Paris for only an hour but I saw SO MANY berets

Later, New Jersey It’s been very real

This is unreal. Just devastating. I only met him a handful of times, but Vince was lovely and an absolute industry king. This fucking sucks. If you don’t know how important he was to games, read this and marvel. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

This is exactly what I would pay for a butt bag

I am irrationally excited for Bradley the Badger PUT THAT META SHIT IN MY VEINSSSSSSSS youtu.be/kp1IZuoAIB4?...

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Movie pitch: Quentin Tarantino (played by Paul Dano) constantly getting wedgies from Paul Thomas Anderson (played by Matthew Lillard)

I mean would these not have looked better with heads?! This country is falling apart.

Something crazy is happening, we keep running into all these faceless pictures and cut outs. So weird.

Great thread about recognizing AI text, but also this is a fantastic way to think about writing and narrative (design), particularly dialogue. It reminds me of reading about politicians' speech patterns: fewer "um"s, more pauses as they "edit" in real time (tangentially: also smoother & emptier 😬).