STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

It’s cute watching Mitch McConnell try to get into heaven in the clutch www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

DISNEY: Wins 5 Emmys for ANDOR, a show about resisting fascism ALSO DISNEY: Bends the knee to the federal government and suspends Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel for resisting fascism

Hey! I have no idea how to do this, I’ve never made a List or Starter Pack before, but: ⭐️ If you’re a Games Writer/Narrative Designer looking for work, and you’d like to be added to my Starter Pack, lmk! ⭐️ If you’re looking to hire a Games Writer/Narrative Designer, check out this Starter Pack!

Fr this coincidence has chilled me to my niche esoteric core #dorothyparker

Anno Domini 2025 is the year I learned people can apparently write full texts on bullets #tylerrobinson #luigimangione

This is exceptionally funny www.404media.co/shein-luigi-...

YOU GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT: RFK Jr is trying to outsmart the Kennedy curse by killing everybody else. He’s trying to Final Destination us.

Shocking that telling voters “we’re all going to die” didn’t work out for Joni Ernst

Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”

hi I’m on Letterboxd now too

This article just reminded me of this old tweet

No really what do we actually do about the state of the games industry because these layoffs are madness To those of you who were hit by the Giant Squid layoffs, I’m so deeply sorry. You deserve more respect than this.

Turned a corner at work and got absolutely jump-scared by this guy #callofduty #callofdutyghost

The worst injury in WEAPONS is when they interrupt that nice gay man’s seven-hotdog lunch.

See WEAPONS in a theater. Preferably a full theater. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

This is the most trivial possible response to the Kennedy Center honorees but… We’re going with “comedian” for Michael Crawford’s headline?

NEW GIG 🫡 I now go by “Heather Infinity-Wood-Ward” #infinityward #narrativewriter

The pro-GenAI people who have the “it’s not that deep” attitude remind me of the early days of Facebook when we all thought posting our drunkest college party pics could do no harm, until people lost jobs and we learned the internet is forever and nothing is actually private.

I can’t believe the plot of “I Know What You Did Last Summer” is about a bunch of murders and not about the world’s worst shake-and-go wig

Superman and Fantastic Four both have: - Female lead characters who actually have agency and effect the plot - Problem-solving black holes - Super intelligent monkeys It’s a great summer to be a nerd, I’m having a great time 10/10

I’d watch #thenakedgun 100 more times this weekend if I could. GODTDAMN THIS WAS FUNNY

I’m at the part of my life where one day a week I put on perfume and during the other 6 days I smell like Tiger Balm

The Italian name for Zootopia is “Zootropolis” and IDK I just love that

Watched about 20 min of DROP and already know that piano player in the restaurant is a murderer. He’s not THE murderer, I’m just confident that guy has committed several unrelated murders.

gluten free. gluten happy. gluten finally live life with family.

Deeply grateful for his dark, silly songs m.youtube.com/watch?si=6ru...

More like FUNtastic Four! (I had a good time) #fantasticfour

1v1 me at VS Pharmacy

I love upcycling my clothes because it’s a fun way to turn the clothes I don’t wear anymore into slightly worse clothing.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

I am OOO this week as I am in full time aunt-mode.

for all who celebrate

Genuinely can’t believe there are people using AI as a search engine. Like… How many reports about wrong info and data hallucinations do you need to realize it’s unreliable. But hey, at least it takes exactly the same amount of time as googling something! (Woke up salty today, dunno why)

I think @davidkantrowitz.bsky.social’s stuff is the funniest and best and I swear I’m not biased despite being his wife

Getting in the system for unemployment filing is so tedious and horrible that I would genuinely send them a tooth if it meant I never have to go through this again. If you can ID a dead body by their teeth, surely that would be enough for EDD to verify me, right? Right???

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

I couldn’t have loved this more. It was a bold choice to see an intense zombie film at 11am this morning and I REGRET NOTHING. Also… It made us cry? I was in no way ready for real feelings. This movie is perfect.

AT LEAST THERE’S THIS

Not now, In-N-Out

YYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHH

Really trying not to spin out but everything is so goddamn scary

Hello! I’m still very much looking for a job and would love any leads or recs if you happen to have them. The quick rundown: I’m a Narrative Writer who spent the last few years on Apex Legends and wrote the most recent Legend SPARROW. Prior to that it was all misc Hollywood writing & acting. 💘

My favorite holiday is here: Lesile Uggams reshare day youtu.be/9XsV_JaFUPk?...

Also - and this is where AI is a part of the current mass breakdown of community - talk to other people, other writers, folks you trust, and literally tell them the problem and TALK IT OUT. The majority of the time, explaining what's got you stuck leads you to discovering yourself how to unstick it.

I got nothing but the loveliest comments on my first GDC talk! If you were one of the people who left feedback, I want you to know that you helped turn a shitty week into a really nice one for me 💘 #gdc2025 #gdc25 #gamedev #narrativewriter #comedywriter #apexlegends

Someone please explain to me why I woke up with Korn stuck in my head

Other than his S26 game dialogue, here’s the last little thing I got to write for Sparrow 💘 #apexlegends #apexlegendssparrow #sparrowapexlegends #narrativewriter #gamedev #apexlegendslore