People really be taking the ugliest pictures and sending it to everyone they know thinking they ate.

Happy Friday

Sisters, it’s getting muggy out here

Wedding szn

I have decided it’s spring and all of my outfits will reflect this decision.

To all the boys out there. I’ve done too much community service, got boys only going forward 🥵

First photobooth reel for the fridge At long last Featuring: @bbanken.bsky.social

The way I have to think so hard on how “coach” vs “couch” is spelt is sad…

Why is the hardest thing, as a single adult, finishing a salad kit before it expires?

Was feeling myself in this mirror.

Anyone else feel drunk when they’ve had too much caffeine?

Anyone else tell themselves they are a “Good Boy” after a heavy set? …just me 🙈

He lift 💪🏼

It’s been a minute BlueSky!

Nothing is more disappointing than opening a pop tart hoping for Brown Sugar Cinnamon and getting Strawberry 🍓

Anna Kendrick is a national treasure. That is all.

Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

Can we agree that musicians on tik tok looking for their “fanbase”is actually super insincere?

The best poops are the ones immediately after a workout. Tell me I’m wrong.

A queen!

I wonder if my Webkinz are still alive?

Fridays are for standing desks, work from home, and dancing to Mayhem. #ladygaga #Mayhem

It’s @mugachino.bsky.social Birthday! Everyone celebrate him!

I wish I could bottle the smell of “bed after gay sex” and make a perfume cause I’d wear it

I’m a proud Pokémon gay 😌

I am God’s favorite. I have the whole row to myself!

Felt cute, will probably delete later.

I knew paying for dinner would pay off. She touched my kneecap 🤜🤛

The dichotomy of gay.

I have made the discovery that the base form of queso in Texas is yellow cheese and not white cheese. #disappointed

The Saloon MSP. I believe it was amateur shower night and I was slightly overwhelmed as a baby gay, but it was a good ass time.

Please ignore my unmade bed…

You know my boy Totodile and I are locked in!

I was too busy to eat lunch today until like 3pm. That was the best food I’ve ever eaten and it was just chicken and rice. Is this what it feels like for people on a cut?

Happy #mcm

Anyone else listen to like half a song and then realize you should’ve skipped it 2 minutes ago?

He’s gay, but has an affinity for volleyball.

We love a Bar Letter Photoshoot!

Quote with your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card!

Okay finally watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and just watched the season 4 finale. I am a huggeeee Heather Gay stan now.

She said “You ain’t Shit”

From my midnight photoshoot last night

Anyone ever just get stuck on a random ballad from a musical. Me today Apparently: open.spotify.com/track/3iYeXC...

I fear I have now ended up on “Rupaul is the best artist out there” side of tik tok

Okay am I crazy or does Rupaul kind of make actual bops?

Bored in a winter storm so might as well. ngl.link/bbanken

Nothing says starting the new year fresh like falling asleep with chicken nuggies in the air fryer 😅

This is just to show off my new tattoo.

Literally me rn