The doctor was a doctor before The Doctor! I'm slewn! #STVOY

I danced my titties off at the wedding and saw so many ppl I love. Ugh, my heart!

I'm in love

Finally got to Golden and the trees are, well, golden!

Mom and Son road trip to Denver this weekend has me itching for the impending extended gossip conference and endless disco tracks; we might die from laughter, knowing us.

Pretending it's Fall

Waking up to the news of her passing is not how I wanted to begin my Friday. 😭

I grew up with all the Naked Gun movies. They are SO dumb, and also bring a playful (toxic), ridiculous joy I need right now (the world sucks). The new one is just as awful and hilarious. Liam Neeson taking over for Leslie Neislen is just 🤣 someone was like: they have similar names. 🤣

two flies got into the house and are hovering around me (exclusively)...i guess it's time to take a shower. 🧟‍♂️

it me, ig 💍

I guess 30 years of using a computer everyday is finally catching up with my hands...big sad

It's cocktober y'all.

Catch me listening to Warsaw Village Band for some spiritual release today. Fuck.

The response I got when I described the very disturbing dreams I had last night and how upset I am about them...I felt like I was going to puke when I read these words.

drunk and 🧱'd

Even at the very end of it all, I can be counted upon to continue dancing when disco and funk are coming out of the speakers 🕺🕺🕺 I want this all the time 😩

idk this made me laugh

I'm lactose intolerant, but my ethnicity overrides this concern 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 And besides, this sheep's milk feta from Costco surprisingly SLAPS.

tempted to post an nc-17 fcf pic

winter sluttery loading

The bots are BOTTING on the grid today

Oh boy here we go

I want to slow dance with a boy in a jazz club.

What a day. Having a beer and getting blitzed on the couch with Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia. ♥️

I'll rupture when they get raptured

not long for this world

Simulating about a boy ...

It's probably time to close R and turn on Golden Girls...

Over here stats coding while the children are getting ready to get drunk and make out with each other.

my bedroom reno is *finally* done. my furniture is back where it belongs. my bank account is empty. my ring light is where it needs to be (don't watch this space). and I am drunk.

sometimes being a social scientist is a pain in the fucking ass.

Big wow to how Monday today is Mondaying 💀

that gym pump was everything and so, i guess...im back???

Inspired by Amber Atkins, I did not eat the creatures that carry their homes with them last night at the big work dinner.

Okay queens, this'll be my last thirst trap for a while✨ thanks for coming to my TEDtalk!

Good morning from my hotel bathroom

Winter is coming: Single and ready to clingle.

Ready to swan dive into the bed for a reset!

Company folks are meeting in ATL next week; all the internal comms updates with a zillion 🍑s got me twisted!

Hi again, can musical bloomfen listen to "When you love someone" by Anita Baker and James Ingram and tell me if the opening vocal moment is called something? I hear a *very* similar vocalization in other songs I love and I just wanna know. Thank you! Callie Day does it too in Hear My Prayer (iykyk)

Body and house are cleaned in advance of the parentals coming in for a Greek festival weekend. kalimera to all my bloomfendongles on this fcf

My bedroom will finally be finished out in a few days, just in time for me to leave town for a week to go to ATL 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ -- the hotel bathroom lighting, my only solace.

EVERYONE IS REPLACEABLE!

☠️

Several years ago, people I love gifted me leather briefcases for when I get my professor job (so I can be adult cute)...except, that timeline never manifested. So they are locked away in buried bins in my closet. It me, finding a reason to get sad because I have to work today after LDW.

We are in our 40s now...so.

This was better than TV. These guys are fucking pros. I'm sad the tree snapped during the last storm, but who's surprised after seeing the bee/squirrel kingdom inside?!

i had a *~diva down~* moment yesterday and the village came to the rescue 🖤

Trolling on myself tonight...the "level" floor was such a boon to my existence when I jacked up the floor joist, but this is where we are right now. fml and truly, all I can say is NEVER AGAIN. I'm leaving this house alone <<forever>>. It's old and wonderful it's all it's sloped-floor glory.

The advice my ex gave me