Found this lady hiding under some vines in my yard. Spring is for me.

me and whomst

the hot guy buying bottles at the liquor store, in fact, and I mean this in no uncertain terms: is indeed ON THE GRID

where are these straight men at costco getting their slutty little shorts???

Walking around the house like an anxious Labrador 🐶

Not 🚀&🧱 on a school night!

Reading about what "smart ppl" think the ramifications of the war will be.

Pit content

four years into work-from-home life got me like

Holy fuck. Star Trek Starfleet Academy ending with Beautiful Child is sending me. I fucking love all the heart in this show 😭

I have watched the TNG episode "Half a Life" DOZENS of times; and for whatever reason tonight, it has me ugly crying.

We went from 70 to 16...I'm throwing in the towel.

To all the boys out there. I’ve done too much community service, got boys only going forward 🥵

Feeling good staying up late gaming and grateful I have tomorrow off work 😘

All the little cinematic score throwbacks in the opening for ST:Starfleet Academy really bring me joy

Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of my c*ck.

it's too cold to do anything but drink wine and goon out i guess!

First photobooth reel for the fridge At long last Featuring: @bbanken.bsky.social

my heated rivalry is set in the 32nd century.

Pump up the jam, pump it up

I have things that need fixing

ate another bowl of pasta

Feeling emotions this morning revisiting old footage from Greek festivals in so cal. 20+ yrs of dancing at them was a real joy. This video is from a decade ago in OC, with some of my favorite people. But peep my beautiful mama at 2:52😍 I can hear what she's thinking lol

Let the 2026 shit show begin

it's very Greek of us to have a family land dispute erupting at this late stage.

I'm not well enough for this. Bye!

The doctor was a doctor before The Doctor! I'm slewn! #STVOY

I danced my titties off at the wedding and saw so many ppl I love. Ugh, my heart!

I'm in love

Finally got to Golden and the trees are, well, golden!

Mom and Son road trip to Denver this weekend has me itching for the impending extended gossip conference and endless disco tracks; we might die from laughter, knowing us.

Pretending it's Fall

Waking up to the news of her passing is not how I wanted to begin my Friday. 😭

I grew up with all the Naked Gun movies. They are SO dumb, and also bring a playful (toxic), ridiculous joy I need right now (the world sucks). The new one is just as awful and hilarious. Liam Neeson taking over for Leslie Neislen is just 🤣 someone was like: they have similar names. 🤣

two flies got into the house and are hovering around me (exclusively)...i guess it's time to take a shower. 🧟‍♂️

it me, ig 💍

I guess 30 years of using a computer everyday is finally catching up with my hands...big sad

It's cocktober y'all.

Catch me listening to Warsaw Village Band for some spiritual release today. Fuck.

The response I got when I described the very disturbing dreams I had last night and how upset I am about them...I felt like I was going to puke when I read these words.

drunk and 🧱'd

Even at the very end of it all, I can be counted upon to continue dancing when disco and funk are coming out of the speakers 🕺🕺🕺 I want this all the time 😩

idk this made me laugh

I'm lactose intolerant, but my ethnicity overrides this concern 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 And besides, this sheep's milk feta from Costco surprisingly SLAPS.

tempted to post an nc-17 fcf pic

winter sluttery loading

The bots are BOTTING on the grid today

Oh boy here we go

I want to slow dance with a boy in a jazz club.

What a day. Having a beer and getting blitzed on the couch with Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia. ♥️