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hippity hoppity

My little boat 🖤🤍

Dublin is a fucking pit

Finally watching Baby Reindeer. I'm glad it exists. It needs to.

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

I don't think I could murder someone but I really would like to try

mythical creature #Cat #Caturday

Stream? Yes stream of piss into my mouth

Can't sleep don't want to sleep o'clock

Asshole itchy but don't want to scratch it cause then I'll get smelly ass finger :(

Miss lady princess 🤍🖤👑

A helping hand 🤍🖤

Pearls In Oyster’s Flesh gouache on paper

Finally watching the ANTM documentaries and fuck me. I remember watching Shandi's assault on camera when I was a preteen. Tyra and that production staff are fucking cunts

I'm sorry but I'm not entertaining early 2000s ableism and fatphobia AGAIN I will get FATTER AND FAGGIER 💖

🎞️ Army of Darkness (1992) Behind the scenes #filmsky #moviesky

Mr. Piss 🧡

Eat pussy and shart

I would like to do some rope this evening but I'm also too tired to do some rope this evening

I hate wanking when I'm cold

I passed the cert but have yet to move all the shite teehee

This adorable little fucker cost us just over a grand in vet bills because we went 1 WEEK without his special healthy piss food. So he decided to completely block his urethra. Worth it tho 💖 I genuinely felt depressed and out of it when he wasn't here for 48 hours 🧡

Finally, a very belated February experiment piece! I barely had time for art last month, so I kept this one as a simple drawing that could be used for screenprinting in the near future.

Spamming chat on twitch is fucking embarrassing but it needs to be done

Lily Allen's new album isn't anything special musically or lyrically but she always has balls and I love her 💖

Have you seen her and Tom Cruise fight in Eyes Wide Shut?

Go fuck yourself you cunt

In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the console is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.

Weird and nice thing about my transition is how much I like having slightly longer hair. Before I would just buzz that shit and that helped but now when I cut it I just feel sad. I have always hated my hair so it's nice to find somewhere I feel comfortable with it.

pdfunite I love you 💖

They added a pooping mechanic to Terraria. God is good

Right I'm gonna get this fucking cert passed then I can move the fucking wall of art stuff in the bedroom so we can actually have a bedroom and not a dump ok good.

“Get logos and ringtones for your mobile” Lost arts. There should be Arts Council grants for making them still. Preserve our traditions.

Tempted to shave my head once again

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

I haven't drawn or done anything overtly creative in so long my soul is dying. I have so much art and craft stuff I just feel shame FUCK

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Happy 3-year anniversary to Don't Play Defense #Art #Pride

I have a famous boyfriend @pucabeag.bsky.social

Fell asleep during the morning Limmy stream and dreamy I was sleeping on a couch next to him as he streamed. My brother was also there. I laughed too loud into the mic and ppl heard. It was also his house and my cats kept running outside.

Adding a shower wand attachment to our shower means we are finally able to clean our genitals properly!!! All you need is water

Cat squares step 1: sketch ✏️ [ #cuteart #illustration ]

Some days cunts flash through my brain and I can't close the loop. I worry about every situation past present and future. I feel like I can't stop the thoughts and it interrupts everything.

Just cooked a shitty chicken meal now there's grease all over the fucking kitchen

Chromatica instantly makes me cry

When ppl start talking about Infinite Jest I know I can just ignore them

Cockpit Dickhole