That man on the ground could be any one of us. I cannot believe we’ve just accepted all of this and continue to go about our lives as if any of this is normal.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

Sadly, to date, there is still no vaccine that prevents stupidity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gonzoreport.substack.com/p/sept-3-2025

Trump wants us to arm teachers. If more guns made people safer, then America would be one of the safest countries in the world—but it's not. Not even close.

Spotted in DC

Maybe our National Guard should be protecting our schools instead of picking up garbage so the Dictator has a nice view.

If thoughts and prayers worked, children wouldn’t have been slaughtered this morning as they attended mass in their Catholic school.

Fact: MAGA cares more about Cracker Barrel changing its logo than they do about kids being slaughtered in their classrooms.

It was clear two years ago that Project 2025 and Trump planned to drain all monies from everything but Criminal Justice, Immigration, National Security and the Military, and that those formerly separate pots would in fact be one pot aimed at controlling the American population via government force.

I'm so *livid* at the fact that Dems who read the news and basically everyone in indie media understands that America is speeding toward a collapse of its culture, economy, rule of law, and international influence but but we must *still* be subjected to utter gobshite from mainstream media everyday.

I still think many Americans have no idea how bad this is going to get. I saw President Obama reposting a tepid, mealy-mouthed analysis by Ezra Klein—who's never seen a phenomenon he couldn't be 5 years late in incompetently circumscribing—and I felt like we don't have what it takes to survive this.

To whom it may concern: Until thoughts and prayers begin to stop bullets, shove this performative hollow gesture up your ass.

Her father died of COVID-19, before a vaccine was available. Now RFK Jr. is taking those vaccines from people, undermining public health and risking lives unnecessarily. www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr...

Full video of federal agents violently arresting a DC delivery worker this morning (shared with me by a bystander):

FUCK ICE. PUT ME ON A GODDAMN LIST THEN SHOVE THAT GODDAMN LIST UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS. FUCK THESE COWARD ASS MASK-WEARING NAZI COCKSUCKERS. #fuckice #blowme

I now return you to your regularly scheduled newsletter—the one where we viciously shit-talk fascist assholes, especially the pedophile rapist that’s hurricane-force-vomiting tacky 1980s-casino, fake-gold décor all over the goddamned Oval Office. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-13-2025

I now return you to your regularly scheduled newsletter—the one where we viciously shit-talk fascist assholes, especially the pedophile rapist that’s hurricane-force-vomiting tacky 1980s-casino, fake-gold décor all over the goddamned Oval Office. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-13-2025

The fact that the very criminals, who are the textbook definition of crime, are now actively “going after crime” is the ultimate proof that irony is dead.

Attorney General Sham Blondi announced, "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today." So, based on that, Trump must be leaving DC today, and taking all the low-life, subhuman, lying, grifting, racist, fascist pieces of pig shit he brought with him.

Trump wants a propaganda‑dominated media landscape comprised only of MAGA-aligned corporate conglomerates to push lies as truth, keeping us uninformed, intimidated, and terrorized. Motherfucker, we live in the United States—we’re already terrorized. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-1-2025

Trump wants a propaganda‑dominated media landscape comprised only of MAGA-aligned corporate conglomerates to push lies as truth, keeping us uninformed, intimidated, and terrorized. Motherfucker, we live in the United States—we’re already terrorized. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-1-2025

What the fuck happened on Jul 30, 2025? gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-30-2025

One detainee recounted officers saying that "they smell like shit," with another remarking, "they _are_shit," reflecting the appalling dehumanization these babies are being subjected to by these fucking Nazi pigs. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-29-2025

RIP OZZY 🖤 (and fuck 2025)

May Trump be the cancer he ended research for.

In 2023, Trump tried to insult Biden by saying, “It looks like he’s walking on toothpicks.” Cut to 2025, and oh, how we're laughing at Chunky Milk shuffling that cadaver body around on skankles supporting two fungus-ridden elephantine sequoias with root rot.

In 2023, Trump tried to insult Biden by saying, “It looks like he’s walking on toothpicks.” Cut to 2025, and oh, how we're laughing at Chunky Milk shuffling that cadaver body around on skankles supporting two fungus-ridden elephantine sequoias with root rot.

Ahoy, fellow passengers on the SS Clusterfuck, a MAGA mutiny is brewing, and I desperately hope somebody will end up with scurvy… gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-17-2025

Ahoy, fellow passengers on the SS Clusterfuck, a MAGA mutiny is brewing, and I desperately hope somebody will end up with scurvy… gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-17-2025

Another ICE "assault" case unravels. Border Patrol and ICE are arresting US citizens and then after they find out that they are US citizens, they are charging them with "assault" to justify their actions. This is clearly DHS policy at this point. We've seen it repeatedly now.

"It's rare to find someone like Leeja Miller who can simplify complex legal concepts, making them accessible, entertaining, and socially relevant. I also dig her occasional, well-placed, snarky commentary because, of course, I do." gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-10-2025

The Nazis said the camps were "temporary housing," too. The Nazis claimed everyone they sent to camps were criminals and national security threats, too. The Nazis denied all allegations that they were killing people at the camps, too. No better place to disappear bodies than the Everglades.

I can’t speak for you, but I am way too fucking angry to be fearful, too stubbornly committed to be fatalistic, and far too deeply rooted in clenched-fist, defiant rebellion to lick the boot of any Nazi, though I will eagerly plant one in their ass. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-2-2025

Hours after ICE became the highest federal law enforcement agency in America history (and likely in world history), the Supreme Court lifts the last obstacle to ICE deporting people to any random country around the world, even in conflict zones or where migrants are enslaved.

They rammed through the Betrayal Bill that will destroy the lives of millions. Orange Pig Fucker will soon sign it into law. Time of death for America: July 3, 2025, 1:36pm. It’s now our time to rise up and destroy their fucking lives the way they’ve chosen to destroy ours.

I think now is a good time for Elon to tell the world how they cheated the election

Caving to fascism makes you a fascist just fyi

Rancid Ham Steak Homan

Bullseye. 🎯

Heads up, Los Angeles. National Guard is coming and U.S. Marines may follow.

Just your daily reminder that immigrants are not criminals but the president is.

Of Bosses and Bastards (and Vaginas) Zappagram 148: Boss move by The Boss, dick move by The Foos, cool move by Thom Yorke, vagina-scented vinyl is now a thing, and much more... zappagram.substack.com/p/of-bosses-...

Readers say they find my eloquent expression of rage incredibly cathartic. Would you please support my work and subscribe (for free) to my Substack where I rip this fascist regime a new one on the daily? It would mean the world to me. gonzoreport.substack.com

Readers say they find my eloquent expression of rage incredibly cathartic. Would you please support my work and subscribe (for free) to my Substack where I rip this fascist regime a new one on the daily? It would mean the world to me. gonzoreport.substack.com

This regime is a circus, but there are no trapeze artists or acrobats, no stilt walkers or high wire acts, no magicians, fire breathers, or knife jugglers. Unfortunately, there’s also no human cannonball. So many people I’d love to see launched out of a cannon… gonzoreport.substack.com/p/may-21-2025

I'll be damned.