Israel has expanded it’s genocide into Iran. Fuck Israel.

I have a strong hunch we’re about to learn that bone spurs are a hereditary trait. Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime gonzoreport.substack.com/p/mar-2-2026

BREAKING: Kash Patel is a cross-eyed freak who can fuck off into the sun.

I have a strong hunch we’re about to learn that bone spurs are a hereditary trait. Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime gonzoreport.substack.com/p/mar-2-2026

you guys I think maybe he meant “know new wars”

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump has just been diagnosed with bone spurs.

The virus killed my uncle in just four days during the initial wave. He died alone in the ICU on a ventilator because nobody was allowed in the room. These trolls want to make a “comedy” out of it.

Justice for Dr. Linda Davis. ICE must be held accountable for the deadly chain of events and the cruel aftermath. Her memory lives on in every life she touched.

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

Do you get the feeling she is about to come apart right in front of the committee? Her reference to the Dow and S&P…. I can’t even imagine 🍊💩 will be pleased with her theatrics today.

Sham Blondi is as dirty and corrupt as they come.

Sham Blondi is a vile and reprehensible KKKuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt.

“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

He’s a sleazebag.

🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵 Variety: "A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"

I’d really appreciate if you guys could help me share and spread this one. Thanks. Minnesota, Goddam On channeling rage into resistance gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-28-2026

Vance is a contemptible coward who wouldn't recognize human decency if it slapped that smug fucking smirk off his fat chipmunk bastard face. If only his mother had traded him for a handful of Percocet. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-22-2026

It's one thing to process this tragedy seeing a mother murdered in front of her wife. It's another to see our government blatantly lie and smear her. I'm filled with so much rage seeing these people be so openly evil. They are absolute monsters.

Every. Last. Pig.

You should be in the streets protesting the regime and the murder of Renee in Minneapolis right now. Find the nearest protest or vigil and join it. Create one if none available, contact everyone you know. Hit the streets. #3E

Murder demands motherfucking justice.

None of us can say that we did Nazi this coming.

BREAKING: US LAUNCHES MILITARY STRIKES ON VENEZUELA The petrodollar gets what the petrodollar wants, and Venezuela has what the petrodollar wants. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-3-2026

Happy new year, you radical left scumbags gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-1-2026

This is a real push notification I just received from the Associated Press, and I’m convinced we couldn’t be more embarrassing as a nation if we tried.

Just me, out here raw-dogging reality like some kind of goddamn psychopath on a mission to be a better version of myself. Two years sober and still basically feral—just with better recall of where the fuck I put my keys. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-29-2025

I hate when I gain 20 pounds for the role of my life and then remember I'm not an actor

All I want for Christmas is the Epstein files.

JD Vance cozying up to the sort of white supremacists who would consider his wife and children insufficiently white (and hence American) is pretty bleak, and says a lot about his character.

Shout out to TikTok for attracting talented people to their platform while managing to be a festering cesspool run by idiots and assholes who apply rules unevenly, always favoring hate speech over those who stand up to it. I just got permanently banned from TikTok. Five years gone. Poof! #FuckTikTok

…leave it to the human equivalent of an overflowing septic tank to make the Reiners' deaths all about him, proving, once again, that even in moments of shared horror, he can't resist centering himself and shitting on the real victims of tragedy. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-16-2025

…leave it to the human equivalent of an overflowing septic tank to make the Reiners' deaths all about him, proving, once again, that even in moments of shared horror, he can't resist centering himself and shitting on the real victims of tragedy. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-16-2025

Hate Trump and his regime? I got you. gonzoreport.substack.com

Well said.

This feels like an awakening—like we have collectively (finally!) decided that corporate America’s executive leadership and their avaricious shareholders can take their shrinkflation-fueled record profits and shove them up their asses. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-1-2025

If you couldn’t tell, I fucking hate him. For more like this, please subscribe to the daily Gonzo Report and enjoy as I tear Spray-Tan Stalin and his gang of grifters, goons, and gutter trash a new asshole. gonzoreport.substack.com/subscribe

This feels like an awakening—like we have collectively (finally!) decided that corporate America’s executive leadership and their avaricious shareholders can take their shrinkflation-fueled record profits and shove them up their asses. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-1-2025

Right now, at the White House, a pig is pardoning a couple of turkeys.

When a society rewards abhorrent behavior with power, when cruelty and brutality become acceptable, when truth is silenced and dissent is oppressed, you don’t just get a more emboldened dictator. You get a permission structure. You get a blueprint. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-23-2025

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

Pig calling reporter piggy is the new pot calling kettle black gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-23-2025

Thursday in two headlines that beg the question: are we great again now? Is this great? Because it doesn’t feel great to me.

"Quiet, Piggy" and "Things Happen" are the distillation of Trump to his very essence. One manifests his vileness and misogyny. The other his dangerous amorality. They are a window into where his soul would be if he had one.

Massive PROOF report on Trump and Epstein coming out at around 9PM ET tonight (Monday). You will not want to miss it.

"That dog that didn't bark" was busy drinking from the toilet and shitting all over the house — Too bad rabies wasn't involved... gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-13-2025

@chriszappa.com has some of best no-holds-barred commentary going today. Follow and consider supporting his work.

I've been one of the loudest and most unapologetically profane voices on Substack in the fight against Trump and the fascist takeover of America. But I believe Substack shadow-banned me, and I could really use your help. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-5-2025

Donald Trump is a pedophile and a rapist, and he fucking knows he's as dead as Melania's love for him if what he did to those kids ever gets out. Just kidding—Melania never loved him. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-4-2025

Arm yourself with knowledge like it's your weapon and you are at war—because it is, and you are. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-3-2025