It's one thing to process this tragedy seeing a mother murdered in front of her wife. It's another to see our government blatantly lie and smear her. I'm filled with so much rage seeing these people be so openly evil. They are absolute monsters.

Every. Last. Pig.

You should be in the streets protesting the regime and the murder of Renee in Minneapolis right now. Find the nearest protest or vigil and join it. Create one if none available, contact everyone you know. Hit the streets. #3E

Murder demands motherfucking justice.

None of us can say that we did Nazi this coming.

BREAKING: US LAUNCHES MILITARY STRIKES ON VENEZUELA The petrodollar gets what the petrodollar wants, and Venezuela has what the petrodollar wants. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-3-2026

Happy new year, you radical left scumbags gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jan-1-2026

This is a real push notification I just received from the Associated Press, and I’m convinced we couldn’t be more embarrassing as a nation if we tried.

Just me, out here raw-dogging reality like some kind of goddamn psychopath on a mission to be a better version of myself. Two years sober and still basically feral—just with better recall of where the fuck I put my keys. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-29-2025

I hate when I gain 20 pounds for the role of my life and then remember I'm not an actor

All I want for Christmas is the Epstein files.

JD Vance cozying up to the sort of white supremacists who would consider his wife and children insufficiently white (and hence American) is pretty bleak, and says a lot about his character.

Shout out to TikTok for attracting talented people to their platform while managing to be a festering cesspool run by idiots and assholes who apply rules unevenly, always favoring hate speech over those who stand up to it. I just got permanently banned from TikTok. Five years gone. Poof! #FuckTikTok

…leave it to the human equivalent of an overflowing septic tank to make the Reiners' deaths all about him, proving, once again, that even in moments of shared horror, he can't resist centering himself and shitting on the real victims of tragedy. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-16-2025

…leave it to the human equivalent of an overflowing septic tank to make the Reiners' deaths all about him, proving, once again, that even in moments of shared horror, he can't resist centering himself and shitting on the real victims of tragedy. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-16-2025

Hate Trump and his regime? I got you. gonzoreport.substack.com

Well said.

This feels like an awakening—like we have collectively (finally!) decided that corporate America’s executive leadership and their avaricious shareholders can take their shrinkflation-fueled record profits and shove them up their asses. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-1-2025

If you couldn’t tell, I fucking hate him. For more like this, please subscribe to the daily Gonzo Report and enjoy as I tear Spray-Tan Stalin and his gang of grifters, goons, and gutter trash a new asshole. gonzoreport.substack.com/subscribe

This feels like an awakening—like we have collectively (finally!) decided that corporate America’s executive leadership and their avaricious shareholders can take their shrinkflation-fueled record profits and shove them up their asses. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/dec-1-2025

Right now, at the White House, a pig is pardoning a couple of turkeys.

When a society rewards abhorrent behavior with power, when cruelty and brutality become acceptable, when truth is silenced and dissent is oppressed, you don’t just get a more emboldened dictator. You get a permission structure. You get a blueprint. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-23-2025

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

Pig calling reporter piggy is the new pot calling kettle black gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-23-2025

Thursday in two headlines that beg the question: are we great again now? Is this great? Because it doesn’t feel great to me.

"Quiet, Piggy" and "Things Happen" are the distillation of Trump to his very essence. One manifests his vileness and misogyny. The other his dangerous amorality. They are a window into where his soul would be if he had one.

Massive PROOF report on Trump and Epstein coming out at around 9PM ET tonight (Monday). You will not want to miss it.

"That dog that didn't bark" was busy drinking from the toilet and shitting all over the house — Too bad rabies wasn't involved... gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-13-2025

@chriszappa.com has some of best no-holds-barred commentary going today. Follow and consider supporting his work.

I've been one of the loudest and most unapologetically profane voices on Substack in the fight against Trump and the fascist takeover of America. But I believe Substack shadow-banned me, and I could really use your help. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-5-2025

Donald Trump is a pedophile and a rapist, and he fucking knows he's as dead as Melania's love for him if what he did to those kids ever gets out. Just kidding—Melania never loved him. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-4-2025

Arm yourself with knowledge like it's your weapon and you are at war—because it is, and you are. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-3-2025

When parents have to choose between following the law and watching their kids starve, it's going to be yee-haw, fuck the law, every goddamn time. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/oct-29-2025

When parents have to choose between following the law and watching their kids starve, it's going to be yee-haw, fuck the law, every goddamn time. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/oct-29-2025

Fuck these pigs.

When are we gonna say we’ve fucking had enough?

Nostradamus himself couldn’t have predicted the batshit-insane, morally bankrupt actions of this double-talking, draft-dodging, diaper-wearing, dementia‑addled, drama-hungry, despotic dipshit. gonzoreport.substack.com/p/oct-20-2025

Every last one of these people are completely untethered from reality.

Sure. Why not. Fuck it. Next up: RFK Jr. recommends more Americans shoot heroin. It’s the next logical step.

I pushed myself far beyond exhaustion to stay up late writing an important update for my Substack subscribers—only to load up Substack and see this message: “Substack is experiencing technical problems. We are working to restore service.” So, sorry everybody, but I have to set the world on fire now.

Ken Paxton is a criminal POS ... He and Abbott need to be stopped... #Texas #Resist #GOP #RightwingCriminals #StandUpFightBack

Oh my fucking god you can't even make this shit up 😂

To all who serve or have served in the military, If you support Donald Trump and this criminal regime, your service doesn’t mean shit. Not only are you a fucking clown, you are a goddamned traitor, and—with every bit of disrespect I can muster—you can go fuck yourself.

Her name is Dariana Fajardo. She is a 23 year old, native-born, American citizen. Today she was abducted outside City Hall in Waukegan, IL by a domestic terrorist group of white supremacist, pig-fucking coward ass bitches. This shit is not going to end until we put an end to it ourselves. #FuckICE

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

THIS is exactly how it’s done. Fuck these Nazi pieces of shit. We do not tolerate this fucking bullshit. Period. Run that stupid scumbag motherfucker back under the rock he slithered out from under.

Joni Ernst can go fuck herself.

No matter what bad decisions you may have made in your past, take heart—at least you didn’t make any as bad as Karoline Leavitt has.

The vice president of the United States thinks racism is funny. Meanwhile, I think it’s funny that he wears eyeliner and has a beard named Usha.

The number of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills: Canada - 0 Australia- 0 France - 0 Sweden - 0 Norway - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal - 0 UK - 0 Finland - 0 Iceland - 0 Germany - 0 United States - 326,000