I actually think AAA developers should charge £100 for a game, because then no-one would buy them and affordable indie games would finally dominate the market.

This is why French people have so many affairs. They make the sexiest cars in the world.

Small dog really wants to lick me. I really want to not be licked. How shall we ever reconcile these differences?

"$20 can buy many peanuts"

She rail on my replacement until I bus

(AI 2 sentence horror voice) I thought I was immune to the doctor blaming my illness on my weight. Little did I know, underweight is still weight.

I'm about to eat every green olive in the fridge. The black olives are safe because I find their flavour underwhelming

My Nissan hot take is that every Z car would have been better with an I4 than a V6, and Nissan made a huge misstep by sticking to the NA V6 for so long when they could have been early birds on the Turbo I4.

she fibro on my until I algia

Castle Rock usually cooks with their ales, but Elsie Mo feels like something of a letdown.

West Midlands emo. Am I onto something here?

Trapped this mf in endless torment for his crimes.

Unite our pee streams onto his grave lmao

Liberals would rather condemn violence against fascists than condemn fascism.

"Guys, I know he said some controversial things, but it's really insensitive to joke about David Duke's death" ~ Liberals when Duke finally gets what he deserves.

3pm emergency alert test just jumpscared the absolute fuck out of me.

Silksong today!!!!!!!!

Hey Heyyyyy! You're amazing and wonderful and deserve lots of love! You're alot better than you'll ever understand trust me!!!!!! Also silksong today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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... That #pained feeling— obviously a faulty warning system, it's definitely just me. #emoetry #poem #poetry #BlueSkyPoetry #BlueSkyPoets

Feeling very Sad and Upset right now. Might cry about it later.

bluesky is dying. reblue to make it die faster

The fact that Liberals are praising Newsom as some kind of anti-Trump messiah tells me their only standard is White Guy Who Isn't A Paedophile. He's still evil, but apparently he's a "lesser" evil, which means he's actually the saviour of humanity, or something.

I like the idea of polyamory but I personally do not have the emotional energy or self-confidence for one partner, let alone many. Hope you guys who can manage it are havin fun though.

Saw self in mirror on a night out last night. Week ruined.

If Your Party needs an army of cishet white men running around shouting at marginalised folk telling them to stop speaking about our rights, Your Party is just another manosphere gaslighting about being progressive.

#RobinWilliams #filmsky #moviesky 💔🔄

Having examined the themes of the Dark Souls trilogy, I have concluded that Dark Souls 4 is happening right now in real life.

I'm gonna find whoever came up with those shitty lean-bench things that you can't truly sit on, and hunt them for sport.

Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.

Disabled people shouldn't have to be/do things that are "inspirational" to deserve support, love, and life. The best that many of us can do is simply survive... That should be more than enough.

If you're transfem I urge you to get off social media and just go enjoy life for a while. It's about to get REAL bad on here.

Hang 'Em High by Havok feels especially relevant right now. The enemy is not coming from overseas.

Would it be considered insider trading to bet that Trump will be murdered and then put a bounty on his head?

A message to all the anti-Newsom people I see on my timeline: I was exactly the same about Starmer last year, and the people who I voiced my concerns to still don't want to admit I was right.

A haiku: “Taylor Swift and Trav—“ 🤫 Let me just stop you right there Ah yeah. That’s better.

I would write so many songs for her, even if she would never listen. Yeah, I'm lesbian yearning again.

The chronic pain is getting worse and now my date for tonight has cancelled on me with no explanation. It feels like every day is a new type of suffering.

Not to seem like I'm plagiarising toskarin, but I also feel this type of ill this morning

I can't talk to anyone irl abt my back pain because I know I'll hit them if they suggest seeing a chiropractor.

They're building another one of those hideous, flat-faced-red-brick-cube new-build neighbourhoods with no public services along my bus route. Why does Britain insist on emulating the US in all the worst ways?

Advice for young ppl on bsky: if you see those posts/memes like "i turned 25 and my knees stopped working" and find them relatable, it's far more likely that you have a chronic pain disorder than an "old soul"

Disability awareness is so important, and my example is that I would have known I had a chronic pain disorder sooner if I knew that EVERY disabled person was constantly told that they're exaggerating or being dramatic. I genuinely thought constant pain was normal and everyone else just dealt with it

Keir Starmer has made it so you can tell who's been gooning by seeing a photo of their ID in their camera roll

"I'm not a drug pusher, I'm a drug dealer. Drugs push themselves. People love drugs!"

One thing I can't stand about today's automotive industry is the advertising. I've just seen an ad for the Mazda CX-30, and all it told me is that it's "stylish and compact" and that you can finance it with 0% APR. That's it. It tells you essentially nothing.