My head hurts too much and I'm low-key dissociating for some reason so here's the fic sneak of the night

there needs to be more rog x glist porn I'm just saying

i ruined him last night it low-key made me almost cry but I kept my composure and made it work

he refuses to melt closed </3

the way I wanna smooch this perler

possibly trypophobia warning??? here's ur sneak peek at big gliss perler 🫶 he's melted now but hes being flattened and will be checked on tomorrow to see if he needs another melt or not

I wish mirrors were real

Made a perler of Glisten's face and he's fucking huge I'm procrastinating melting him oughhhh

Anywho, I started writing again, at least just for this thing. None of the rog×glis fics I found really stuck out to me. I'm bad at slow burn so this shits going straight into the meat & potatoes of the heat. have some shit that looks like a ransome (none of them actually line up)

almost posted something extremely embarrassing but i realized im just high and should shut up LOL

CW - Vore eh ill admit this is my shit XD happy vore day folks, good ol 8/8 self indulgent shit with ⛳ himself... i hate him 😘 #g00nT0wn #vore #VoreDay

updated my profile, for now at least

im still deciding on a pfp to keep here rahhhhh

i really need to practice nsfw more often bc I know I can make so much more money doing nsfw commissions in comparison to my regular stuff 😭

// #bellyinflation (I THINK) you'd probably be having less issues downing all that if you took that belt off. stupid ass

CW weed/drug use // thank fuck i FINALLY found the nsfw tag for spl4t0on! hello #slutoon nation! have my stupid self shipping bullshit from last year!!!!!!! #splatoonnsfw (this version of dedf1sh, nicknamed Aucht, uses they/it pronouns!!) proshits dni, this is not dvbc0n, they have a safe word‼️

I don't think it's a coincidence that Teagan sounds so close to t-girl

what if I started posting feet

if y'all don't know it already im very much a self x canon shipper i just dgaf about sharing my FOs with others

It would be so cool if I had any kind of a say in the $300 grocery trip my stepdad made, because holy fuck. all I want right now is hot food. But no. It's all spent on chips and pop tarts and soda and more bread than we're ever going to be able to eat in time.

dreamed I was in Walmart and I found a really stupid looking keychain plushie of glisten and i fucking stole him

dawg im trying to read stupid yaoi smut and i can't even escape the heteroslop in a dedicated r0g x glist piece

The way I p much kin R0dger atp but don't want to go by the name 💔

idk little bitta head at 3am never hurt anybody #dandysworldnsfw #reflectivedetectivensfw

// mirrorshipping/selfcest Oh no! Looks like they're bickering again ... 😈🪞x😇🪞 I have very normal and casual feelings about them, thank you. (lying) Angel design based on 🪞 by @lvscksinr.bsky.social 💕 #dandysworldnsfw #dandysworldrule34 #dandysworldr34 #nsfwart #nnnaughty

FINE I GUESS I'LL POST THIS ONE TOO #dandysworldnsfw (this isn't genderbend you fucking cowards this is what real men look like)

IM SO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT THE MIRROR.

Uhhh. I’m not very good at this stuff yet but like 😓 idk. Enjoy. Ig if you have any advice it would be appreciated lol #dandysworldnsfw #dandysworldr34

(1/2) this isn’t nsfw but like. It’s leaning there lolll #dandysworldnsfw #dandysworldr34

CW oviposition // I wonder what toon might've deposited such peculiar "eggs"? Either way, Citrus has incubated them long enough. (Any pronouns)

CW weight gain/fat fetish // fat c0nnie per request of my friend 😈 ibe never drawn her before so it kinda sucks fr #dandysworldnsfw

oh this can go here too! haven't drawn AAR in a while but god I still love rookie and the epf gang SO much ik this isn't quite nsfw but just to get it on that side of bsky.... #clubpenguinnsfw

CW light bl00d/scratches, genital piercing // I will post some of my stuff from last year tho since that's when I started getting more comfortable drawing this sorta stuff 👉👈 #nsfwart #splatoonnsfw

what if I posted some of my Ye Olde porn

#dandysworldnsfw | feederism/stuffing i like to imagine astro as very deathly thin normally. sprout will do everything in his power to change that

#dandysworldnsfw | eggpreg / oviposition alright fess up who put that in him

Part of me wants to start writing again. Ugh

If there's anything Rodger is adamant about, it's doing what it takes to make his daughter happy. Even if her requests are unusual in nature. pr0shitters dni I will 🎲 you for eels t00ds is only here for the story #dandysworldnsfw

yeah I do ship Rodger and Glisten but that doesn't stop me from indulging in other cute pairings. #dandysworldnsfw #goobnsfw #glistennsfw

i guess ill post some of my doodles here sure. someone else can do alt text im fucking tired #dandysworldnsfw

Not quite a celebrity but a semi famous person in the art community Somewhere out there, there's a drawing by kittydog of my fursona being vored by one of her OCs. We were both minors at the time

if you randomly get a follow from this account its probably because i saw you on my main & didnt want an account that shares nsfw/kink in my mains follows LOL

18+ accounts interacting w my main and then randomly seeing this account follow them

halloo there! i'm spark! floating and squeaking my way here from way yonder! hoping to make friends and be cuddly and sqwrky here ^w^ (credits to @dakkikitsune.bsky.social for the first two images)

i changed my username here cause im gonna be goin by spidertheaudax for my nsfw stuff

ah here comes that son of a gun that cube that l0ser that gigantic thing #TFeveryday #nsfwosc #oscnsfw

I'm watching videos about Pride events in various German towns and every pup in Leipzig is looking at this twink like he's a squirrel that just fell into a doggy daycare

what even is the tag for splatoob nsfw cause i really don't want my shit coming up when ppl are looking for splatoob fanart 😭😭😭

🎵 Finally, someone let me outta my cage 🎶