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i just want to hold a candle down a dimly lit hallway while wearing a white blouse covered in blood

just saw my bf over the weekend. just realized my tonsil was swollen. going to get checked tomorrow with hickeys all over my neck. fucking embarrassing.

working on a tomie perler bead portrait rn tho

im going fcking bonkers i wanna play stardew valley so bad but im still on strike (if i cant play w mods then i dont wanna play at all i suffer so much)

sent this to the groupchat because the subject wasn't on me

went to see obsession over the weekend w bro. not this mf saying "need u ab me like nikki w bear" u cant be serious

on some real shit, is it not crazy to anyone else that when you're highly attracted to someone you're with, you find no one else attractive? like obviously u can look at someone and be like oh yea they're cute but u don't like... feeeel it yknow? idk the human brain is interesting that's all lmao

sorry if i acted weird i was dissociating

me: i got my tongue split everyone else: on purpose?

dudes. hell week has me so fucked up right now. i drink as much water as i can, the swelling has went down a lot but i probably still need to do ice water dips, cant stop drooling, i cant stand without getting dizzy, im hungryyy and i cant stop thinkin about chocolate chip pancakes.

i got my tongue split today im so miserable 💕

Tulip Falls.

went to the gay club w my friends and we left just as i was getting crunk wtff

how tf do you act nonchalant?! im so serious

monarch of sideways photos. peep da angel bites in the first pic !! aaaaa

im so tired of seeing AI fr

forgot to tell bsky i got angel bites all willy nilly over the weekend. i feel cute

fine shyt got a haircut and sent me pics im geekinggg

also hanging out with my coworker tomorrow for the first time outside of work! this is also exciting wow people actually think im cool irl ?!

was having lovey dovey dreams then woke up to the doorbell ringing. went to get my amazon package and realized i locked myself out of the apartment. that's what i get for dreaming about a man.

nothing makes me feel cooler than playing bass on guitar hero

went to find my gauge on the floor somewhere (and make a pb&j) then my dad came home and gave me a pen he got for free at the dispo. i got toasted on accident.

my nonbinary brain couldn't handle feeling she/her anymore (what i call myself when i look cunty asf) i decided to rebrand for 2026 and be everyone's vampire bf instead of everyone's vampire gf. im so happy w my choice rn

"i did some self reflection and decided im not ready for a relationship" i didnt even know i was a candidate?? hello?

my dad bullying me on valentines day btw

this cute girl and i were talking about our septums and i could tell she wanted to talk more but girl i got shit to do... after i cashed her out she smiled and said "happy valentines day by the way" oh my god im gonna puuuuke she was adorable

started smoking and forgot i had therapy in a couple hours. ohhhh fuck ohhh no

lobotomy tonight queen?

tall subby boys make me SICK. last night was so fun.

im on my gay shit tn

im in my late 20's im gonna throw up

my stomach is making the grossest sounds rn. vore, anybody?

we all owe kali an apology

erika kirk:

mood: the bunny from zootopia

i might be a horrible person but im also terrible

labubu

i have a coin purse filled with quarters in case i go to one of those arcades where u use them as tokens. although sometimes i spot those little quarter machines at the grocery store and take a couple because im an adult and dont have to ask anyone for 3 quarters to get a squishy toy

begging my manager to be up front today in my costume just to sit behind the counter like this

sometimes life sucks and then ur cat sits on your chest and lays his head on ur cheek

happy national black cat day to moonpie! 🐈‍⬛🖤

went to a concert with my friend over the weekend and she treated me out to a nice fancy korean dinner afterwards. leaving the house is kinda cool sometimes.

been getting really into hot guys covered in blood

haven't posted abt sue ellen in a while. i saw her again last week after a few months. she got hit by a car and swore it was a hate crime. im rlly happy that she ended up being okay though and that i got to see her again! maybe i'll see her again this weekend

finished watching nana so now im kinda sad

i know how it feels now to hear sweater weather everywhere you go. but i fw that song so hard i dont even care

awkward voice reveal LOOK AT MY STICKERS :D