Watch/listen to this interview. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-p... @junlper.beer @ashleystclair.bsky.social

Inside me there are two wolves. That definitely doesn't sound like enough wolves.

JD Vance is what you'd get if Dunning and Kruger had a child out of wedlock and each desperately tried disavowing having known the other in spite of having done seminal work in the field of mansplaining.

The Wordle Bot thinks I am a complete idiot. I may have to rethink my life.

Happy International Women's Day!

Well, at least the Wordle Bot didn't get it today, either.

War with Iran. This is a quagmire only a FIFA Peace Prize winner could embroil us in.

Kara Walker is one of my favorite contemporary artists. This work, like all her work, is powerful, disturbing and tells a truth so uncomfortable you can't help but cry and say thank you. www.theartnewspaper.com/2026/02/24/l...

SOTU? I prefer STFU.

A fantastic article by the inimitable Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

That scene from Spartacus, but where everyone steps forward and says, "I am Dunning-Kruger!"

New menu item just dropped at Denny's: Kashbrowns. The unreleased shredded Epstein files deep fried and served with a deviled egg.

I like how in English we say 'fix a drink' as if the fact of one being not yet made is the broken state.

Hey all! I've been scarce around these parts of late. Don't give up on me. Just going through a fallow period. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!

That scene out of Spartacus, but where everyone says, "I'm Bubba!"

There are many true things that can be said of me. That I'm descended from immigrant circus freaks is one of them. CHINGA LA MIGRA.

The whole Democratic party needs therapy to get over their self-sabotage issues. They are the embodiment of the stick-in-the-bicycle-spokes meme.

ICE agent who had sandwich thrown at him reports being able to smell mustard. Fox "News" reports: VIOLENT ANTIFA TERRORIST USES MUSTARD GAS!

Pete Hegseth never watched Star Trek, and it shows.

TRUE FACT: Until I was about twelve I thought "The Star Spangled Banner" was a song about helping your buddy José get a better view of a fireworks show called the Donzerly Lights, and the patriotic message was one of respect and care. As a country I think we should get back to that.

RFK Jr. will henceforth be known as Rumpled Foreskin.

The Democratic establishment fails because they always, without fail, sideline their best, most passionate people. It was a weird strategy that worked in 1992 because the discussion then was between whole milk and 2%. We're not talking about milk anymore. Chuck (verb) Schumer—he's a wet sock.

Not sure what happened. We were supposed to be safe. #Rapture2025 #LeftBehind

On this historic day, Donald Trump linked Tylenol to the Epstein files.

BREAKING: Tylenol has been linked to an increased lack of headache.

A word of advice: Any time someone in a fascist-leaning regime says, "we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way," make them do it the hard way. There is literally no benefit to letting them have it easy, even if you know they will ultimately get their way.

Anti-ANTIFA is just FA.

Typos are the chicken bones and tea leaves of our time.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Trump's special announcement is that he's pregnant with Putin's baby. It would help explain the edema and the mood swings.

Jean-Paul Sartre is famous for saying "Hell is other people". Maybe we'd all be famous if we only told the truth like that.

So now that all those guys who thought they wanted AR15s to stop the advance of a tyrannical government are having to come to terms with the fact they really aren't going to do that, can we finally have a realistic conversation about which firearms are truly compatible with civil society?

I'm just waiting for RFK Jr. to bring back lead paint. He ate plenty of it in his childhood, and clearly he's fine…

"Gag order" never quite means what I want it to.

Being perfectly honest, there were a few years there when I wasn't entirely certain what my wife's last name was. It's Jones, in case you're wondering.

Pedo Cheeto.

BREAKING: Search of John Bolton's home yields giant tub of mustache wax.

Why does JD Vance always look like he's about to get under the table and start licking one of its legs?

Never underestimate the power of the lady at the DMV.

Kleptoparasitism.

I think we have to assume anything Tulsi Gabbard has access to, Vladimir Putin does too.

I don't like granita, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Y'all aren't listening—really LISTENING—to classical guitar music, and it shows.

NOTHING I SAY MATTERS VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

If Donald Trump wants to hide the homeless out of embarrassment, he should hide them… wait for it… in houses! No one will think to look for them there.

Pam Bondi is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell.

Someone who is good with AI, PLEASE make a clip of Trump as Mr. Creosote and JD Vance offering him a "Wafer thin mint."