Is he brown bread?

What fresh hell happened overnight that I’ve missed?

there are too many posts on here about "world events" and "AI" and not nearly enough about "Mitsibushi Delica"

Said I was gonna do this every day this year and so far I have managed it zero (0) days

we're all just posts in the wind, dude

There’s so much insane shit happening in the world at the moment I genuinely can’t keep up

Would quite like to do something creative for myself today in the spare 18.5 minutes I’ll claw back from household bs and kids activities. Let’s see how that pans out.

The Easter Island 5-a-side team line up for the National Anthem

Imagine being the kind of person that when you croak, others cheer Fackin yikes

Yeah this is the first time I’ve ever heard of Scott Adams and apparently the streets say he was a turd

There are no good telly shows I just watched two episodes of something called Chad Powers and like, agghhhhhh what is happening

It’s my birthday at the end of the month and as usual I’m trying not to be doomy about the next step towards personal extinction

Booted out of bed by my four year old’s icy trotters in my spine at 1am, “slept” in the attic on the rickety spare bed and so today is going to be a brew in the Sports Direct kind of day

Friday at last…

The original and greatest VR experience, hands down

Holy hell we are SEVEN days into January and the world is has gone mad

Barry Evans will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Nearly went arse over tit on my own front tiles this morning, how’s your day going?

Of course my PC conks out four days into January

Keir Starmer locate your backbone challenge

Holy shit America what the hell

Whoa hang on what did I miss? Seeing a lot of WTF posts

SNURRRRR! We have SNURRRR!

Very late to this but does anyone know a way to bulk delete Twitter posts? I’ve not been on it in years but pre-Muskrat I used it a lot and would like to nuke any leftover photos/info without having to scroll back to like 2011 or whatever 😫

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

Happy New Year!

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Post your 2026 mantra: game edition

I’ve had two San Miguel and I’m going to bed 20 mins before midnight HNY you lovely lot 🎉

the only toxic thing i allow in 2026 is toxic by britney spears

Joolshollandstotalwhammy

Due to personal reasons I will continue to be a relentless annoyance throughout 2026

Two things I want to do more of in the e coming year: - walk about more - become less tracksuit and more Stevie Nicks

Avoid IKEA Gateshead at all costs today lads

Worst. Fanfic. Ever.

Might be braving IKEA today but currently deciding if I’ve got the stomach for it

I’ve done precious little today Precious Little

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Dunno about you lot but I’m sleeping like absolute shit these holidays

20 years ago I was living in Madrid and now I’m primarily haunting Middlesbrough. Life comes at you fast

Emily in Paris is such trite nonsense but I do love any opportunity to perv over European cities (even if they are extremely rosé versions)

TURKEY CURRY KLAXON

The post Christmas mess is doing my tits in but I can’t summon the energy to start tidying up

Slept in until 10:30

“Your mam smells like a Dog’s Trust after a bank holiday”

We’re about to enter the Festive Perineum as of tomorrow

It’s all a bit grim calorie wise innit

If you know what this thing is, you know my current struggle