YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

Whenever there’s talk of hotels on TV it always massively tickles me to hear Americans pronounce “Marriott” the way they do and I can’t even give a full reason why. American “Marriott” somehow has a lot more credence than UK “the Marriott” 🤔😆 Anyway good morning

Women’s Six Nations starts tomorrow 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

The world has turned perimenopause into a marketing trend and it’s predatory and tiresome

Lego people are the best thing about Lego (quest designer) Lego bricks are the best thing about Lego (level designer)

Jacob Elordi is not hot (Seems like a lovely bloke but what’s the fuss about man)

Charcuterie board/sharing platter/entire table of meats and cheeses is revolting both conceptually and on a gastrointestinal basis

People who don’t like olives are just absolute fannies

Soap opera is high art actually

Baked beans are the devil

What a time to be alive man

The self and the cyberself in quiet introspection

Can’t we send the great orange tit off on a one way trip to do a total regime change on the moon or something

BINS

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

What in the everlasting fuck is vibe coding when it’s at home? Sounds like some sort of CGI Zumba physical therapy for seniors

It’s a new tax year which means one thing: time to get absolutely stacked (once these Easter eggs are eaten)

Happy end of the financial year to all who celebrate 🥳

Happy Easter one and all

Getting to that point of the population cultural landscape where I no longer recognise what the fuck anyone’s talking about

Might be a hot take but an episode of TV should not be 45 minutes or longer. Make telly snackable again please, we are fatigued

The tribes of Britain c. 540 in the time of Gildas.

I like an action shot of St Patrick

Smallest one’s birthday today. Somehow my tiny Mother’s Day baby is now FIVE I feel about 103

Absolutely fuming, our internet has been down since 10am yesterday and virgin media reckon they can leave people completely disconnected until TUESDAY? So no fix for four days? What? Be serious 😡 An absolute joke (as is having to use free supermarket wifi just to ragepost)

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with a brew

If you’re part of any creative groups, unions or other organisations in the uk you should be passing news like this along and spreading the world. News like this gets has the chance to be overlooked but if enough organisations kick up a fuss things can change.

My girls’ team put 22 tries across the line this afternoon. Three of them by my eldest 😍 An absolute stonking victory, couldn’t be prouder 🙌

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

How did we go from global outcry over the lies of WMD to letting this bloated shitheel just go about dropping bombs on countries and nicking their presidents with literally zero rein or recourse I mean come on

He’s doing another war crime? In a baseball cap? Good lord

Hang on, what’s the big orange fuckwit done now?

World Book Day next week so time to start making a costume that the youngest won’t actually wear 🙌 Last year I cut and attached about 90 paper feathers to a cloak so she could be the owl from the owl and the pussycat, only to have her opt for an Asda Alice in Wonderland her dad picked up fml

Just unfriended some weirdo on Facebook who apparently has gone all Reform and EDL under my nose It’s that easy, just fuck them off into oblivion

Go on the Greens

*weeping* please stop calling women females in casual conversation

Sir, I will pronounce your sentence

Become ungovernable

My toxic trait is starting a game and never having enough time to fully finish it

1. this is a brilliant piece 2. FYI:

How do you all deal with so much daily doom and remain functional, genuine question

youtu.be/odhrvx1Igeg New video is out, showcasing the process of creating a diorama. Watch to find out more about hand painting, prop creation and scene assembly (stylized art). #gamedev #art

fuck cancer

Not James Van Der Beek too 😢

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now: "Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"