Both probably.

this is the ideal bread slice. you may not like it but this is what beak performance looks like

Doing some embedded project work and genuinely I feel like getting the tool chain initially set up is the worst part of the whole process.

Round numbers!!! *makes happy noises*

i love chicago. i love chicago. i love chicago.

I don't think that BtVS has aged well (and I say that as someone who was kind of obsessed as a 13 y/o girl). But the idea of Spike going full theater kid and playing every part is kind of tickling my interest.

this is uh, fucking crazy

lowest effort meme so far

if they didn't want us to be SREs, they wouldn't romanticize it in movies

i don't know why i've started reverse engineering master duel, but i've started to do that. i can lie and say that this project is to help me measure my dueling stats better (e.g. how often i run against x in the meta, ...) but the real reason i'm doing it is because i'm weird.

Getting a reminder email for a JIRA ticket assigned to me is a lot like hearing a tell-tale heart beat under the floorboards. It won't make me solve it any faster, but it definitely accelerates my madness.

Having a rotten day and icing on the cake: my spouse just got into a car crash. Anyone have any good news today? I need to be reminded that the universe isn't uniformly terrible. :/

holy fuck, it was $80/day to valet at the park hyatt. O___O

This was the first thing that popped into my head when I heard Scott Adams died.

turns out the hardware has secret minix os management engine garbage running on it. :<

I'm only resilient because, as a Cubs fan, I'm used to long losing streaks

> 16-bit applications are also supported in the new WoW64 mode. Oh, wow

would love if more people did this instead of perpetuating the cycle of abuse

sitting in traffic feels a lot like getting comboed on in yugioh. just a lot of waiting and a general sense of dread.

sleep is a lie propagated by Big Pillow which i will continue to buy because they are comfy

trying to sleep like networking errors in a game lobby "Joining......." like, excuse you? i wanna join the rest of everybody playing Sleep rn

the star trek video is still making noise; one of us is sleeping through it, and it's too far out of reach of the other person

now i want confetti to appear every time i take my bra off at the end of the day

I prefer my cursed statements to be context-free for maximum effect. I just don't think regular expressions can be cursed enough.

Oh my God. I've been so distracted by the fact that tomorrow (3 months after surgery) I can finally have sex that I lost track of the fact that I can also take baths again. O_O brb -- raiding a LUSH store

when i was a teen i had this dentist with just absolutely gorgeous blue eyes and a penchant for dishing out office gossip with the other staff while working on me. while i can tell that my current dentist has wayyyyyyy better technique/skill, it's a much less enjoyable experience now :<

i'm 90% sure i left the tutorial level for therapy

tfw you're dissociating in the shower

The tower I currently have nostalgia for this morning.

Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkien's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees. ...Towers in our case.

yeah i also like the mountain goats

Raidwings is a valid deck... right guys? guys??

What an icon.

well, not a winter storm roadtrip XD

My spouse: "i get that you're texting me because you've lost your voice, but you don't have to type '*is crying*' to me. i can physically SEE it. i love you, and you're absurd." Me: *still crying but happier*

Soooo, my flight got delayed first to 6 pm -> 7:20 pm -> 10 pm. It's gonna get cancelled for sure.

chaser on angel grindr: can you heavenly host

I got to play Oversteer: The Video Game in today's winter storm in MN. I cannot for the life of me understand why a GR86 was rented out in the dead of winter with summer tires. If I'd known they were gonna be summer tires, I'd have turned the rental down. :P

My birthstone is a block of cheese.

it bothers me when different TV show metadata providers disagree about episode ordering. i don't know if this is influenced by streaming services' insane choices about their own episode ordering, but it sure is aggravating. this is the dumbest way to try to rewrite history yet.

watching macos from version 15.7.3 to 26.2

*me realizing how therapeutic auto racing has been in recovering from my last breakup*

gn tofu mobile. you've been a ton of fun to drive here in MN.

It feels wrong to buy my cousins Xmas presents and then get a huge rebate by winning big against them in poker.

Between the dilators in my hotel room for physical therapy and the mountain of kleenix from my cold, housekeeping must think we're the biggest gooners of all time.

My AuDHD experience: "Yeah, so if I ever _did_ have to change my Vyvanse dose, idk if I could do it because this current pill color is CUTE."

> be me, always anxious > ...but you have plane autism > ...they seat you on your blorbo > ...absolute trust in the blorbo > ...sleep peacefully on plane Gonna tell my therapist I'm cured.

Morning.