finally started Dune. chapter 1 and this kid can already handle more pain than any woman ever has? fuck off

ran into an old coworker in my apartment hallway while barefoot someone take me out back please

Tits out at the rec centre

to shower, or not to shower? that is the question

“What time is it?“ “Time for a warsh”

Lesbians work hard to save Big Tobacco

i'm being accused of being "spiritually millennial"

My tits are uncancelable

so basically

is she queer or just a feminist?

reading lit journals will gift you with an unforgettable story about a child encountering gender role policing during play at the beach followed up by a story with a protagonist that knocks things over with her boobs and has a "fierce, non binary best friend" written by a 63 year old man

local femme shocked to find lesbians find her cute even when wearing pants

i've been cursed (fallen ill before dyke night yyj)

"i like when your tweets get no likes, maybe it'll finally take you down a few pegs"

what's a normal thing to wear to meet your girlfriend's mom ?

art building 1 day before finals is so silly watched a guy set up four LCD tvs playing B&W videos of shaving their own head as a girl set up half a dozen intricate handcarved Sailor Moon pottery bowls

nobody else seems willing to say it so great rack baby

spongebob boob guy pants okay

this 6-day cold has sabatoged three dozen opportunities for lesbianism

announcing my move to Montreal in June goodbye Dyke Night YYJ, it's been a dream xoxo

at the mercy of my cells

women are so women

a flop bluesky post is not indicative of a moral failing

just learned about christian side hug www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0E...

Maorrw

i actually analogged ur mom last night

women are crazy

any reasonable person would have written down the lock combination for their storage unit. good thing i don't need any of my things today

taking applications for a muse

yeah dude for sure man you’re such a good ally mhm now kiss me

i'm in the newspaper ! www.nexusnewspaper.com/newsite/2026...

U dont show up u wash up

big kisses to the dyke night poetry comittee

little girl chanting "ready, set, OPEN" the whole minute before the library opens because she's so excited to be In the Library

By the way everything I tweet must be read in the codependent lesbian space alien voice

caffeine

me with a deadline: fuck why didn't i do it before the literal last second i'm never doing that again me at the next deadline: fuck why didn't i do it before the literal last second i'm never doing that again me at the next deadline: fuck

sorry I was looking at my own boobs, what were you saying?