If you're an academic or professional and you need help with Powerpoint presentations then message me. My rates are low. I will help you with the design and the presentation of information while maintaining consistency. I cannot stand seeing professional presentations look like barf. Don't do barf.

You ever try to find a YouTube on a specific academic field and all you keep finding are poorly made Powerpoints by professionals at top tier universities. I mean they are top tier cringe presentations. You're at Oxford and your Powerpoint has clipart with a watermark WITH misinformation?!?!?!?

I thought this was Danny Dyer. fml

Let me try to put this in terms the White House Press Corps will understand. This isn’t like Watergate. This is like Watergategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategategate

The Grateful Dead excluded Georgia from their United States of Dead.

RFK Jr., that fucking ice queen. If you watch The Bald and The Beautiful then you know this reference.

Yeah, just going to go ahead and say it - Khan Academy is shit when it comes to Biology.

If you're brushing up your learning and decide to use Khan Academy please be careful. Not everything that is said there is accurate or even correct at all (especially in the Biology courses). One said that "Soil is abiotic" which is wholly incorrect. It is both biotic and abiotic.

I did a whole deep dive on these two. They're so trash. bsky.app/profile/imad...

Iran, yall can come through with that wiping of student loan debt any old time.

Me @ Burger King: Change your fry oil, Mimi! Change it around!

I miss when media experts were actually experts and not just people with high follower numbers on social media who post about Jacob Elordi.

When people ask me where I would go if the United Stated ceased to exist… This is literally me already right now the fuck

I'm trying to find social media alternatives that would be good for me that I can also use to talk about my shops and promote them (to a degree). I refuse to do Facebook, Instagram, and X. Should I get back onto Mastodon?

You ever seen an xxl overnight pad floating past a chunky astronaut eating egg rolls and scrolling TikTok? You will if you send me.

I’m not going to let men with Habsburg jawlines make me feel bad about myself. I refuse!

I need more queer people to come over to this app so we can talk about drag queen shit.

Kash Patel is basing his entire lawsuit against The Atlantic on the meme quote of, "I don't drink alot. Sometimes I snort drugs."

Just remembered that both James Earl Jones and Carrie Fisher aren't with us anymore and now I'm PISSED OFF.

To the men who judge, shame, and embarrass women for how they experience sexuality, pleasure, and orgasms: Jump into the sun.

Oh.... An AI company named themselves after one of the most powerful deities in earth's history...and then made a shitty AI image of her. You do NOT play with Hecate like that! That shit is going to tank expeditiously.

WIFE LINE 😭😭😭😭 #PWHL

THE MONTRÉAL VICTOIRE ARE WALTER CUP CHAMPIONS! 🏆 THE FIRST CANADIAN TEAM TO EVER DO SO 🇨🇦 #PWHL

WTF, NYer. "If we agree that college primarily serves a credentialling process that stamps select young people as worthy of work..." We do not. So much for the bastion of erudite journalism. This is sensationalism, damaging our most vital institution: education. www.newyorker.com/news/fault-l...

Sad that I had to unfollow Chris Geidner on here yet I just cannot get over his fawning over of Barney Frank. Barney Frank was a piece of shit. Like....Piece. Of. Shit. Google "Barney Frank sexual assault". Not worth eulogizing. Cis white gays gonna cis white gay I guess.

so Bil Browning posted about Barney Frank sexually assaulting him and so many of the replies are people making excuses for it and justifying it and saying that it's just part of being in the gay community and I am so appalled bilbrowning.substack.com/p/barney-fra...

Barney Frank died. You're going to hear a lot of eulogizing for him this week, but I am going to remind everyone that he was oddly obsessed with trans women's penises for some reason.

An example of how the term LGBTQ gets used in establishment media to flatten and obscure. Frank was notoriously hostile to trans rights, and wasn't particularly keen on queer communities broadly outside a swath of gentry white cis gays. The main trail he blazed was for his own power.

Any other neurodivergent baddies get post-stress nausea the day after doing something stressful?!?!? Yesterday was hella stressful so today is nausea and muscle pain and jaw pain from bruxism

"Open world Lord of the Rings RPG"

AI will never eat half a case of mini chocolate chip muffins and that's why it will never write good

If you would like to help me pay for my dental bills and support a queer small business please consider supporting my shop, Tell The Goddess.

Coming back from the dentist and having a meltdown. Need $10,000+ worth of work done. Will probably have to close my businesses (that never really got started). Why doesn't anything ever work out for me ever?!?!? On the bright side though, I don't work at a data center and I voted today. 👍

Pep is leaving Man City?!? Can he take on a pity project and coach Crystal Palace?!?!?

I have gone ahead and unlocked Tell The Goddess early!! I'm so proud of the store and how I have been able to change things for the better. If you are into witch related things like tarot and oracle cards, incense, and anything else then please go have a look. 🕊️🫶 tellthegoddess.com

oh my holy bananas where do they find these people www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/p...

If you're mad at this (and you should be): Tomorrow at 1pm 120 Schermerhorn in BK Rally to demand accountability from the absolute ghouls in our courts.

Bluesky calling my business and its logo "sexually suggestive" continues to piss me the fuck off.

Tell The Goddess is also on the Shop app. 200 items from the shop are listed and available on there! Go to: shop.app/m/tellthegoddess

I have gone ahead and unlocked Tell The Goddess early!! I'm so proud of the store and how I have been able to change things for the better. If you are into witch related things like tarot and oracle cards, incense, and anything else then please go have a look. 🕊️🫶 tellthegoddess.com

Today is #IDAHOBIT (International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Intersexism and Transphobia). It marks the day in 1990 that homosexuality was removed from the WHO Classification of Diseases. Celebrate queer friends, and challenge discrimination. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interna... 📸 Minus18

Trump systematically denies disaster relief funds to any state that voted against him.

This is terrible. ICE separated a single mother from her son, and deported her without him, leaving him in the care of her sister’s abusive ex. Who murdered him.

If he said this shit at my local Taco Bell he would be in the hospital...drinking out of a straw.

Wait waaaaat www.cnn.com/2026/05/16/a...

No vaccine for new highly lethal Ebola outbreak, DR Congo warns, as death toll hits 80

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Today is one of those days where I'm so stressed and anxious that I would love nothing more than to do a full on autistic hyperfocused rumination deep dive of information on limerent objects. Not gonna do it though. I recognize my current state as susceptible to that behavior. Well, there that is.

Added customer review capabilities to the online store! Yay, now let's hope people or bots don't spam things.