Yeah, I just teared up watching Psych 2: Lassie Come Home, what of it?

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy. I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Donald Trump is attacking me because he is desperate to distract from his war on working people. We must and we will fight back.

ZOHRAN LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

Wake up Democratic Party old guard establishment. This isn’t about New York City. This is the way the wind is blowing. Step aside for young people who this country will need over the next several decades long after you are gone. Enough with your egos and the big money interests.

Wow not only did Zohran win in the first round, the left candidates are cleaning house everywhere!

NYC, VOTE FOR THIS MAN! Don’t rank Cuomo. I don’t live there and never have, but this is extremely important for the larger progressive movement

They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission. They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again. And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.

Anyone who actually believed he would be the “anti-war” candidate is a fucking moron I’m sorry

Of course the dem establishment is pulling out all the stops to try to ensure Zohran loses. He wants to tax billionaires and actually cares about working people, and that terrifies them, so they label him a “crazed radical.” They did the same thing to Bernie in 2016 and 2020….

I am officially…

Netanyahu's war of aggression against Iran was 100% green lit by the Trump regime. That's why we removed our troops from our bases yesterday, the plan was set in stone and Trump allowed it to proceed. Netanyahu and Trump are genocidal bloodthirsty imperialist psychopaths.

Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.

Anybody doing ‘both sides’ bullshit as people rise up against fascism is helping the fascists.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

I don’t live in NY but man I want Zohran to win soooo bad. Would be a huge step in the right direction for the progressive movement.

Anyone doing D*v*d O. R*ss*ll apologia on my timeline is getting immediately blocked

The only way I know how to flirt:

Night running season is back baby! Time to get my summer bod by listening to horror music and pretending the killer is chasing me 😈

Oh man, Thunderbolts is the best MCU movie since… No Way Home? Maybe even since Endgame

Tr*mp voters liking stuff like The Punisher or Rage Against the Machine is the funniest fucking thing ever. Least self-aware people alive.

Just watched Perks of Being a Wallflower for the first time…

Susan Crawford let’s gooooo 💙 💙 💙. Breathed a huge sigh of relief tonight. There is light!

You know what is going to be insufferable today? Any April Fools Day jokes. The world is profoundly broken and every day I read 40 things that cannot possibly be true. Read the room. Don't do this shit this year. Please.

Not gonna lie I love getting carded, like damn right I look young! Compliment accepted

Baseball season babyyyy

Jake Johnson will return as Nick Miller in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

Just bawled my eyes out rewatching Man on Fire

AOC: We need to be taxing the rich on the floor of the Congress We need to be establishing guaranteed healthcare on the floor of the Congress We need to be passing a living wage on the floor of the Congress

Some of y’all might not know this, but the original version of General Grievous was WAY more overpowered than the one we saw in Revenge of the Sith and The Clone Wars. You can watch my new video about him here: youtu.be/k6zf5msffLk?...

Still reeling from that Severance finale, HOLY SHIT 🔥

Between Daredevil, Reacher, and Severance, I am soooo spoiled with TV shows right now

Now watching for the first time: Enemy of the State

This is quite literally the definition of fascism

Alright my friends, here it is. By far my most ambitious video yet. A four hour deep dive into season 1 of one of my favorite childhood shows, Yu-Gi-Oh! Months in the making. Check it out if you’re interested! Even just dropping a like real quick would be so helpful. youtu.be/gsq566ZytJM?...

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

These preseason projections are always so hilarious. How many years straight have they projected the Brewers to miss the playoffs? Yet they’ve made it 7 of the last 8 years. Same shit every year despite being proven wrong every time, you’d think they’d learn by now 🤷🏻‍♂️

Team Lauren and David

Rewatching one of my favorite rom-coms: Palm Springs

Newest addition to the collection 🗡️

My mom knows her shit

Just to address this once on every platform: Yes, I have seen [redacted]’s reprehensible pro-MAGA post. I’ve known for a while. Nothing but love to the people who pointed it out to me, but I’m good, we tried really hard to reach him and I deleted him months ago for a reason.

The past several days have proven without a shadow of a doubt that Project 2025 is real and underway. And those who warned America about it were right.

Pop quiz hot shot

Now watching for the first time: Do the Right Thing

I need to get drunk

Mood