I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

pining (actually pining) for the fjords (portugal)

3-6-5 sleepy girl

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

cute!!!!!!

things bruno learnt today that pissed him off: that we translate tintin's dog's name from milou to snowy in english, but we don't translate tintin or whatever

ankle still broken

honk shoo

gonna get a hat like this made but in pink, I must demonstrate my love for one of my all-time favourite TV shows however I can, Summer Camp Island is the best 💖💖💖

bruno: i have more of your favourite newscaster! me, bewildered in a way i have never known before, spiralling: my favourite newscaster??? I HAVE ONE OF THOSE???? and you know it and i don't what the fuck bruno: yeah! (sends this) me: oh fuck me running i doooooo (www.instagram.com/reels/DZIgXp...)

princess princess, and her brother luigi princess

pigeons are a symbol of aphrodite; pidove are a symbol of pokemon aphrodite!

really good 27-minute documentary about "lorem ipsum" that made me cry multiple times! 🩷 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL1P...

romantic date ideas: swapping to duckduckgo at the same time and figuring it out together

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social 🍪

WE WILL NOT RUN OUT OF BRICKS youtu.be/9O6EeEkkvrk

a full year ago, out of nowhere, my partner received a couple messages saying "i'm gonna pass out an ambulance is on the way it's gonna be a while sorry", accompanied by a picture of a super fucked up ankle kinda hoped my ankle journey would've wound down by now but 🤷‍♀️ life-changing doesn't cover it

whoa look at her go!

creating dream pokemon card binder pages on the computer because this is never going to happen irl

THE FUCK IS A "CHESS PIE" "it is considered one of the classic desperation pies" WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO MY EYEBALLS

sheeb

the desperation with which I yearn to be a member of both the Los Angeles and New York public libraries is immeasurable

emotional about the disabled pigeon song www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gsh...

really happy i have the animal crossing equivalent to mitch hedberg on my phone just talking about feet a bunch

DANHAUSEN WINHAUSEN NEVERGONNALOSEHAUSEN

more luvdisc merch more luvdisc merch more luvdisc merch i wish to express my affection through purchases and public display thereof

at the stage of learning portuguese that i just feel like a toddler bumbling around with a single pot of play-doh, jamming words together and squidging them through my fingers before throwing them at the wall and seeing what sticks

Only music producers will get this 🤣🤣 -winter: too cold to want to write music -summer: too hot to want to write music -spring: I took a shit incorrectly and am unable to leave my bathroom -autumn: don't remember

the unreal level of psychic damage from seeing the portuguese weather forecast beyond my flight to england; i'm. i'm not gonna be here for that, and it hurts! who took a crowbar to my chest

things that make annabelle sob-laugh repeatedly for 800 www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm5...

this is good, this is real good

five word horror story (real): jimmy fallon sleep paralysis demon (he wanted my stuff and wouldn't leave me alone)

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

THE HANGED MAN - Love did me in, brother Coppo. It was love all along...

i cannot stand seeing queer women online bemoan that they're dating a man. you found someone you like more than anyone else, you found one of the good ones, and you're openly belittling your relationship and him at the same time??? fuck off. go date a woman if it's that important to you!! so tired

they need to make a marimo emoji and a lily of the valley emoji, and a pigeon emoji!!

rewatched Hero (2002) and forgot how fucking good it was, top 10 annabelle films of all time

"Trust Lesbians, Not Cops" Seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

there's neurodivergence and then there's whatever the fuck was going on with Fernando Pessoa

you are loved, and we will win

after reading Sacred and Terrible Air, I feel like Infinite Jest is going to go down so much smoother, my gosh

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN