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(annabelle crying face down on the floor) a bright spot on the moon named Carroll, it's beautiful

oh this fucking sucks youtube, i am excited for the browser add-on that hides this shit, fuck ai

lmfao @ today's Achewood

KIM KITSURAGI - “Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?” The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.

(during the countdown to liftoff for the artemis 2) bruno: my love, you're crying so much! me, knowing it could be so much worse as I shakily try to hold it together and not flat-out blubber because if I do there's no recovering and I won't be able to see shit and I have a sore throat already: 👀

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

It’s time to join Cool Teen Mothman on a most important adventure: getting a birthday gift for Mothmama!

just spelt "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" right first time so i'm feeling mighty fucking fine about myself right now

Unir, a versatile railway employee unicorn, is the mascot for the Tsukuba Express train line.

me: i do not feel well enough to attend my physio appointment today, eugh hospital: sorry, all physio appointments have been cancelled today due to staff sickness me:

tiny nurse here to attend me as i battle a nasty cold

🆖🥸 🆗🎀

tdov is more than just a day to pass the hat, but it's been pretty hard times for ya girl lately. I hurt my back at work over a month ago and workers comp ain't exactly rushing to take care of me. if you're looking to buy a trans girl a pizza (or equivalent) my venmo is @michellegrimmer. thank you 💜

Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

if they made plushies of the lil mice from Hoppers, Disney could make so much money, especially as I'd buy a million of them and squeeze them into places like in the film

Hoppers 😭 crying over beavers and cutie animals the whole time, and also laughing a bunch, and now I wanna reread Braiding Sweetgrass 🦫🪵🦎💞🥔

bruno: trying to remember the name of a german instrument, making germanic noises for a while me: OH glockenspiel? bruno: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YOU GOT IT THANK YOU i am very good at interpreting his noises; he knows so much but retains none of the names of anything, especially songs

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

girl get up

ipad called me old but at least i didn't have to use id to confirm it

wooloo is my favourite pokemon, but i think i could make a good case that i am the world's biggest luvdisc fan! all i do on twitter now is post this image whenever i see luvdisc in stuff, that's my whole thing, and i'm able to do it over here now too, it rules

(annabelle, on the floor, clutching her chest and sobbing) fuck, goddamn, what an essay, holy shit, immediately one of my favourite pieces of writing ever, i will never recover (The Green Fields of the Mind - A. Bartlett Giamatti mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama... )

whatever you're doing, beach music from plok youtu.be/Gz0fAz9n_Os

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you

i wish the pokemon centre had "back in stock" notifications because I Need Him

accurate depiction of me having to leave portugal and bruno

im sorry-

Dolores Dei

what the fuck is a score worm

bidoof likes the taste of rainwater on his sister's head

bubbles c’est moi

the luvdisc look 🩷

when you were gonna lie down in bed and rewatch Twilight for the squillionth time but instead you end up learning some philosophy (in bed) 🤷‍♀️ I *guess* that's better for my brain and my life but there's less Twilight involved, so

sorry, not getting shit done today, sky too beautiful

get you a Michelle Grimmer and you'll never have a dull hang in your life, gua-ron-teed

me: i wish there was an app that told me where the nearest magnolia tree is bruno: there's one at my mum's house! me, knowing that's 45 minutes away: there has to be one closer, surely bruno: ... there's one at my mum's house :D

gonna need venues to provide better comfier chairs for essential companions, i'm sitting pretty in my wheelchair but my partner/carer is losing feeling in his ass five minutes in, não é bom

every day pigeons fuckin loudly on the balcony

fuck yes i got tickets to joji in august!!!!! yessssss plus disabled privilege means i only paid £56 total for me and bruno

aw hell yeah i got wifi, my own row, and a fucktonne of food, i am so comfy right now my sweet dudes

Take it easy, but TAKE it

screaming with stress 'round a mouth full of jaffa cake

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

i have this picture of bobby moynihan saved because it brings me so much amusement, it's so expressive and the lighting is amazing, looks like he's sliding out of that chair but trying to play it off all cool with the cig