This took me longer than I care to admit… I think I had like thirty odd more books in my shortlist.

South Park omg 😂

Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.

You know, I would not be surprised if Cheeto In Chief pardons Diddy on the same day he pardons Maxwell, to try and deflect the media attention away from it.

Okay. I’m going to hell. It was bugging me who I was being reminded of, when I stumbled across these photos of my grandmother.

The viral TikTok trend of #CarPlay Sound - I win #BrisbaneLions

Our Chief Morale Officer has made an appearance to make sure that everyone is wearing Maroon in preparation for tonight’s match.

Good to bring in the Chief Morale Officer in for a visit to the office for #BringYourDogToWorkDay

Great to see Big X have a ripper game for the #Unicorns

Facts matter.

Not Jack 💔 #AFLLionsGiants

Death, taxes and Charlie being held off the ball #AFLLionsGiants

I normally like having at least one day of the weekend at home to catch up on housework and to make sure I don’t overdo it so I feel personally victimised by the Lions Seniors and Ressies playing on both Sat and Sun. Henry is insisting I do both so he can come to the ressies.

This is … pretty great.

Heard on a local Washington area rock station: “if you’re out and about this weekend, watch out for tanks. Now here’s Nirvana.”

Bearing in mind that I’m not listening to the commentary - just have the stream playing in the background - thoughts as I follow #MLC I have picked the Unicorns as my team 🧡

You can just feel the love

This monologue 🔥

I wish there was a way to block only certain apps from making in app purchases on the iPhone. I need that barrier in certain places but turning it off completely blocks things that need to go through.

All I did was mention Hamilton and now I have Room Where It Happens stuck in my head.

There is no way that all the symbolism in the #HamiltenReunion wasn’t intentional with the genius of Lin involved… Just *chefs kiss*

AOC: The girls are fighting aren’t they

You know you’ve found a gem of a doctor when after dealing with the actual shit you came in for, you spend 15m bitching about the state of the world and then getting it marked as a care plan so you don’t have to pay today

Had a couple of random coincidences happen today and they say things happen in threes… I had a call from an unknown number, calling for a doctor. A doctor called Wendy. Regarding someone called Han… Han is also the name of my best little mate, who passed away 3.5yrs ago.

Updated my live games spreadsheet today and if my calculations are correct (showing my accountant nerd brain here) - tonight is the 100th time I’ve seen Bezza play live ❤️

Little man getting top marks for cuteness at his groom session

Tim Wilson losing in a recount would be the best! Zoe Daniel requests recount in seat of Goldstein after Liberal Zionist Tim Wilson wins by just 260 votes. theguardian.com/australia-ne... #auspol #insiders #abc730 #qanda

“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” – George Washington

Nearly finished rereading The Tomorrow Series by John Marsden for the first time in years. Hits a lot harder now that I’m a bit older and am more aware of the world. I’m just sitting here, just about in tears at the ending but also remembering the start of the Ellie Chronicles still ahead 💔❤️‍🩹💔❤️‍🩹

I’m going to hell. I just noticed how uncannily my grandmother looked like Jeffrey Dahmer for a while and now I can’t unsee it. Honestly, apt for her.

Goldstein Electorate Votes 10th May, Wilson lead by 1,257 12th May, Wilson lead by 963 13th May, Wilson lead by 660 15th May, 4.43pm, Wilson leads by 291 C’mon Zoe Daniel🤞 #Auspol

So I pulled off a great prank at work today… and only just now realised I managed to do that WITH a massive typo that wasn’t caught by the target 🤣🤣🤣😇😇😇

If you are not anti-genocide you are clearly pro-genocide

I love how mum just knows I lack any energy to try and do anything covertly… (for context, I’m working on a book for their anniversary) Me: I have questions and they are specific and detailed and you can’t ask me why I’m asking you them Mum: geez, you’re as subtle as a sledgehammer

So now I’ve got tickets sorted for Zac Brown Band in October and Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo in February - been a while since I’ve been to concerts of anyone but my two automatic “if they’re here, I’m going” acts.

The unimpressed face of a boy who is all dressed up with nowhere to go.

So you’re saying that: It’s a long weekend? The dick is out of Dickson? The liberals got annihilated at the election generally? The ressies had a good close win? Kiddy played a ripper in his first match back from injury Seniors had a win? An Ashcroft won the Ashcroft? Solid fkn weekend.

Also, Palmer never wanted to win seats the last two electoral cycles. Look how bored he was of it all when he was actually in Parliament (thanks Fairfax). All he wants to do with his ads and party is disrupt everyone else. Any seats won are just a random bonus. #auspol

Seems to me that the Ashcroft boys may just have a bet between themselves on who can be the first Ashcroft Medallist… HT and 21 touches to Washy and 17 touches to Lashy

Honestly, nothing will ever give me more goosebumps than 30k fans all belting out country roads as the ball is thrown up

Can someone train these umpires on distance? Like there’s all the 15m kick nonsense but there was a 50m penalty that was 77m for Collingwood and I swear that one was *maybe* 30m for us then (and that’s being generous). From what should have been 20m out from goal to 40m+…

Just after the 2022 election I said (I think it was on Insiders) if the Liberal party didn’t read the room on climate, women etc - then it was consigning itself to irrelevancy. I was pretty roundly criticised at the time. But I do know what I’m talking about and I can pick a vibe

However you frame it the election is an absolute disaster for the Liberal Party. And it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of selfish, mean-spirited, visionless & hard-hearted ideologues. Australia is better than the pathetic culture wars which are all they stand for. #ausvotes2025

I was a bit worried about the game tonight, in the sense that I knew how invested I was would rely on my mood from the election. The footy may change this quickly but right now? The dick is out of Dickson, we have a labour government, the Lions are celebrating the bears and footy is on!

Going to bed VERY relieved. We did it - said no to the divisive and angry form of politics, we followed the Canadian example, not the American

Jim Chalmers speaking intelligently and retrospectively while sitting next to an angry James McGrath is highly illustrative of the bigger picture. #BinNight

whan antony green says you've lost before 8:30 without working computers

40% of votes counted in my seat, 6.47% current swing to labour and currently projected to lead with 50.96%… cmon Bowman!

Celebrating with a whiskey and cake

“Business lunches,” Laura Tingle deadpans