All this from a guy that I'm certain would respond "Eeeewww!" if he ever saw a vagina.

The reason #Epstein crimes have never been thoroughly investigated is that the number of financial crimes far exceed the number sex crimes. It's the same reason thousands of financial industry leaders never went to prison after 2008. Wealthy are immune to prosecution when it brings down too many.

Hey, Maine! Platner is how PA got Fetterman.

I cannot listen to Rubio without imagining a little boy asking for a Red Rider BB gun for Christmas. He will forever be, in my mind, an adolescent with an adolescent's simple view of the world. He will be forever a little boy.

RFK Jr. is so fearless when it comes to germs that he once snorted coke off Jeffery Epstein's left butt cheek while sharing a dirty heroine needle with a Russian hooker. Ladies and gentlemen, our HHS Secretary.

“Microsoft AI CEO predicts 'most, if not all' white-collar tasks will be automated by AI within 18 months.” This is absolutely delusional. Not just unrealistic but beyond Theranos levels of irresponsible.

When #TheAIGrift plays itself out we should all demand a 25% bonus plus a 25% raise to take back all the jobs these idiots thought they could replace us with by using LLMs.

Prior to the 1830s, before the introduction of the telegraph, information traveled at a top speed of 35 MPH. Since then it has traveled at near the speed of light and now penetrates every nook and cranny of the planet, bringing a glut of useless information to our phones and tablets each morning.

I cannot escape the logical conclusion that there are only two possibilities in the #Epstein case. 1. There is no legal path to prosecute others. 2. There would be so much damage to economic elite that five subsequent federal administrations chose not to pursue legal prosecution. #1 is absurd! 😡

Agreed. And the minimum for the next @democrats.org nominee is the embrace of #Medicare4All.

I just realized that Rick Sanchez is Gregory House, M.D., if House had chosen to study physics instead of medicine. 🤯

@chrislhayes.bsky.social LLMs will never replace the workforce. In a nutshell, AGI could replace lots of human work; however, LLMs will not lead directly to AGI. In fact, we should all be dubious at the prospect of ever achieving AGI by any means. Best hope: Narrow AIs that we can easily talk to.

Haven't seen her this agitated since the "Santa Claus is white" tirade of 2013. No one tell her where rock and roll came from. 🤫 #RacistSnowflake

"This isn't White enough for me." In one sentence one of Donald Trump's chief consiglieres has summed up the whole #MAGA mission. #ItHasHappenedHere This is a continuation of white Christian nationalism, which is as old as the republic itself. jeffirvinphd.substack.com/p/white-repl...

So, an agile robot who's also a rhetorician? #TheAIGrift

This will not happen for two reasons: 1. Trump posted it himself. 2. Paying someone off to claim they did it and were then fired will never work. When no one gets fired it will be evidence Trump posted this racist garbage. #RacistPrez

BRACING NEWS! Trump announces his rallies will replace "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" with "Song of the South" as performed by Lee Greenwood in black face. When asked for comment Kkkaroline Leavitt said the president now feels free enough to communicate with all his true supporters. #RacistPrez

Imagine being so desperate to regain the narrative that you post a video that screams "Look over here! I'm an inveterate racist!!" #ItHasHappenedHere #ReleaseEpsteinFiles

It would be hilarious if Republican attempts to gain five House seats in Texas led to a 50 Dem majority. 🤣

The lyrics of Dope's "Die MF Die" are swimming in my head. 🤞🤞

Where's the national moral outrage on the part of our religious institutions when it comes to #Epstein and all those tangential to him? That's what happens when you turn a moral movement into self-help and get-rich schemes, and then there's the white Christian nationalism. 😒 #ItHasHappenedHere

"We lose as all the votes are counted. What's up with that? There's is a clearly an unprovable conspiracy in each of these independently administered counties!" Fascists gotta fash. #ItHasHappenedHere

Looking forward to #SouthPark treatment. He can be joined by his pal, Mr. Glowie, a bar of Uranium with googlie 👀? Coalie gives the kids black lung while Mr. Glowie gives them a good dose of radiation poisoning. They killed Kenny! Bastards! www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Maybe Sean Combs can use this line of defense in his appeal? 🤣

I find it not at all surprising to learn David Copperfield was associated with #Epstein and Maxwell. #ReleaseEpsteinFiles

😂 A play on Terry Pratchett's joke. Still funny though

So, which First Amendment right will the white Christian nationalists favor, speech or religion? #ItHasHappenedHere

Ladies and gentlemen, the man who just a few months ago dubbed himself the "chief law enforcement officer of the United States." Apparently, criming is only his concern if it's done to those Trump likes. #ItHasHappenedHere

Amazon updated my devices to a younger sounding voice that is overly cheery. I may have to throw them away. 🫩

The picture says, "Depression is so sexy!" 😒

Came across this song in my feed and thought, "You know, she's right. #Epstein has not raped in years." #ReleaseEpsteinFiles #ImpeachTrump Dead Men Don't Rape share.google/CIsGOp4aNz3L...

It should be "Trump's Piece of the Action Board." 🫤 #ItHasHappenedHere

The goal here is abolishing the provisions of the Johnson Amendment, making some churches an effective arm of the state. I hope @ffrf.org is on the case. In Sinclair Lewis's novel, fascism requires the catalyst of a bishop on the radio touting "the forgotten man." #ItHasHappenedHere

MAGA is driven by the existential boogeyman of "white replacement theory." This is why they desire mass deportation, "denaturalization," and the break down of most international trade. This existential fear is why they also ignore any moral framework for their domestic actions. #ItHasHappenedHere

Abu Ghraib was the result of a military let off the leash, ignoring moral norms to achieve questionable ends. This happened under the same administration that argued for "enhanced interrogation." CPB/ICE activity in the U.S. is a continuation of rogue military activity. Imperialism comes home. 😔

"When you're president they let you do it. You can grab them by the Greenland." #ItHasHappenedHere

Do you think white Christian nationalists work twice as hard on MLK Day just to own the libs? 🤔 open.substack.com/pub/jeffirvi...

George Carlin identified the thinking behind all overreaching security, the desire for people in power to let you know they can fuck with you anytime they like. This is not a benign power, even without authoritarianism, but it gets worse under fascism. #ItHasHappenedHere youtu.be/uQdC-e82gmk?...

This makes me wonder if the release of the #Epstein files might create a movement that makes the #MeToo movement look like spring cleaning. Maybe that's why they will never be fully released? 🤔

Large Language Model boosters: "If only we had enough monkeys and enough keyboards, we could code new applications without humans! Oops! Watch it. They're throwing their feces again." #TheAIGrift

The irony of #Trump taking Machado's #Nobel is that he doesn't realize how small it makes him look. #ItHasHappenedHere #BuzzWindripLives

I seem to remember a story about Trump stealing a Super Bowl ring. I believe it more now. 😒 www.cnn.com/politics/liv...

Gee, I wonder how Dems will turn a potential 40-seat gain into a wash this fall?

The counterargument to this is that Large Language Models have been publicly available for several years now and they appear to have plateaued in performance. If LLMs could do what this CEO suggests, no one would be paying for all the high-end, bespoke software that should now exist. #TheAIGrift

That they are going door to door looking for people to terrorize then just walking away shows that this is not an organized effort to remove undocumented immigrants with criminal records. This is about terrorizing non-white communities, whether U.S. citizens or undocumented.

Can you golf in Greenland? 🤔

Make America Gnarly Again!

I don't think people appreciate how prescient this book has been.

Re: Renee Good There is no statute of limitation on murder. #ItHasHappenedHere