Zorg speaks.

"Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower." Third Book of Maccabees 1:6

Who knew Trump's moment to jump the shark would result from a war of choice and blasphemy? 🤔 #ItHasHappenedHere

I'm so cynical that these stories make me think about the Jessie Smollett hoax of 2019. I'm just saying, if we learn later that Altman paid to have his house firebombed and shot at, I won't be shocked. That said, please, people, stop doing stupid shit to shut down AI. #TheAIGrift #TheAICon

What if LLMs are not really hallucinating, they're just misunderstood? 🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TheAIGrift #TheAICon

One could also write, "Gen Z Refuses to Place Fingers in Torture Device". #TheAIGrift

Not since Biden put Harris in charge of securing the southern border has a president screwed over more a vice-president. 🤣 #ItHasHappenedHere

If it's all done in papier-mâché we can burn it down on January 20, 2029 along with all the Trump banners littering our national institutions. #ItHasHappenedHere Sooner? 🤔 #VenousInsufficiency do thy work!

Bitcoin delenda est! #CryptoGrift

Treading water is frustrating while we watch Elon Musk become a trillionaire via the IPO of a heavily government-subsidized company (i.e., SpaceX), a company that just lost $5 billion. 😒 #UBI #Medicare4All #FreeEducation

Watching this episode of Star Trek: TOS and thinking about #TheAIGrift. Kirk was right to have that red alert in the back of his neck. The Ultimate Computer share.google/sK7tXvwMFWvE...

Hegseth is presently polishing the turd that is Operation Epic Fury. #ItHasHappenedHere

Some days my mind slips into the nihilistic mode of Dr. Manhattan, Mustapha Mond, or O'Brien from "1984". This is one of those days. 😔 #ItHasHappenedHere

What if people's brains were the Large Language Models all along? 🤯 #TheAIGrift

Did I miss something, Erick (sic, choose the damn C or the K!)? Are days of recognition for the marginalized now mandatory, or even obligatory? This from the people writhing in righteous indignation at not being told "Merry Christmas"? #RightWingSnowflake

Not justifying his actions but isn't this how society gives birth to people like Luigi Mangione?

I keep wondering if this belief is rooted in the delusion that Republican political positions are more widely held than statistics would suggest? 🤔 If not, the only other alternative is an atavistic belief that some people simply should never be involved in our politics, even if they are citizens.

Has anyone else thought that the Trump purge is meant to stave off a 25th Amendment action? #ItHasHappenedHere

What's worse than a person bad at their job? That would be a person bad at their job who thinks they are good at it. #ItHasHappenedHere

@theonion.com headline suggestion: "Trump Fires All Americans, Requiring All to Re-Apply for Citizenship Applications for citizenship will require $100k fee and will not be processed until after the now canceled 2026 mid-term elections." #The14thAmendment #ItHasHappenedHere

Is the Secretary of Commerce supposed to smoke weed on the job?

I can't help but think these two might just murder a friend for the thrill of it, and to see if they could get away with it.

This is just brilliant! Still, OpenAI valuation just reached $850 billion ahead of IPO. #TheAIGrift

"Armageddon TACO Shuffle" --Ed Luce, Morning Joe 3/31/2026 #ItHasHappenedHere

Today would be a good day to stop all the winning. #NoKings #ItHasHappenedHere

Getting this man's stank removed from public life will take at least the next three administrations and lots of soap. #ItHasHappenedHere

How is what Jared Kushner is doing internationally any different than what Corey Lewandowski was doing domestically at DHS? #ItHasHappenedHere

"We've been telling them (the Bible Society) for the better part of a year that there were serious problems with the data - and even what those problems were likely to be - and they refused to engage with us," says Professor Voas. Why would they question that which confirms their bias?

Trump is falling asleep as Hegseth speaks at 11:10 AM this morning EST. Maybe Donnie should stop "truthing" at 5 AM? #VenousInsufficiency #IsHeDeadYet

Anyone familiar with Jeremy Rifkin's work? I'm trying to remember in which of his books he said that for every three jobs eliminated by automation there is one job created to replace it. If not Rifkin, have you heard that sratistic elsewhere?

If not for the crushed Adderall he mixes with his diet Cokes we might never hear this guy talking. #IsHeDeadYet #VenousInsufficiency

@sethcotlar.bsky.social just thought of something about mail-in ballots in OR. When I was there (Hillsboro) I drove down and deposited my ballot in the County Election box, not because I didn't trust the mail but because it was just as convenient as finding a mailbox or PO. 1/2

We are now in the stage where Trump's impact on the world is determined by the next bullshit Meme of the Day. Certainly people have to wake up at some point, right? #ItHasHappenedHere

How to admit you know your party is heading toward political oblivion without saying so directly. #ItHasHappenedHere

I encourage Trump to have a couple of Big Macs and a few Filet-O Fish sandwiches in honor of Robert Mueller's passing, and may the venous insufficiency leave Trump not far behind. #IsHeDeadYet #ItHasHappenedHere

Trump has a strop at Japan for not sending Godzilla to help 😂😂 newsthump.com/2026/03/20/t...

The dividing line between left and right is the degree to which we believe that others can share our moral sentiments. The Right believes that people who don't look, speak, or eat the way they do can never share their moral outlook. Imagine being so bereft of culture, fashion, and flavor. 😔

Teleported to a Waffle House? Hell, I'd never support anyone who didn't have sense enough to teleport to an IHOP!

I preferred it when this shit was only fiction, like in The Handmaid's Tale. 😒 #ItHasHappenedHere

You think Trump will take credit for solving inflation when the recession hits later this summer? #Trumpcession

BRACHIATING NEWS! Markwayne "Camacho" Mullin Responds to Rand Paul Questioning By Removing Shirt and Yelling "You wanna go, bro! I'll go, bro!" #ItHasHappenedHere #TestosteroneNation

Idea: The Wicker Man but we stuff it with a select group of annoying billionaires before lighting the fire. You call it class warfare. I call it justice, equity, and inclusion. 😈 #ItHasHappenedHere #TechBroGrift

Sums it up. 😌

In response to everything going on in the world maybe we should all just get drunk tomorrow?

It's unfortunate that the FSD story intersects with Musk's ludicrous thinking about non-FSD related topics. It muddies the water, making it difficult for people to see FSD alone for the scam it has always been. #TechBroGrift

Watching X Files episode from 2000. They just drove past a gas station in the southwest where the price was $1.89 a gallon. #Nostalgia

Trump is a lame duck but I suspect--if he's still alive--that he'll be the lamest duck of them all come November 4, 2026. #IsHeDeadYet #ItHasHappenedHere

Maybe Bogie can help with that oil moving out of The Persian Gulf? #MidEastOil #Iran

Maybe Bogie can help?

If ever built, I predict this will go the route of New Harmony, Oneida, and Pullman. It's just another #UtopianDelusion for people unwilling to do the hard work of building moral and political consensus.