I see everyone making useful gardens and I'm like no. I don't want to fight every day to grow food. I want a useless garden full of flowers and poisons and poisonous flowers that is just for the outside animals to eat, not for me to eat. It doesn't have to be useful.

I don't get ppl who can't understand accents and dialects of their own language. You just gotta stop hearing single words and open up to the musicality of the whole sentence. …You also have to actually listen to what someone is saying and not spend all your energy on reading into everything else.

watchin a show someone animated in MS PAINT I can't. Animators are something else.

Hi. I still need money for a wheelchair. Everyone who donates gets a bad joke. 🤡 www.gofund.me/919eab94

Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

Any "leftist" taking MTG's side over AOC's is either an op or the biggest mark at the carnival

What I've learned is that if I ever go to Europe I need to bring an Emergency Spice Rack and go grocery shopping and rent a place with a kitchen, not ever let anyone else cook for me, especially if I ever go to the UK.

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

Office manager

it is incomprehensible to me that in the working world you aren't rewarded EVER for ANYTHING, you are punished every which way you go. Do your job? Punished. DON'T do your job? Punished. Loyalty? Punished. Disloyalty? Punished. Wtf.

I miss the old internet.

So they care about violating the 2nd amendment but not the 1st one?????? I'M TIRED.

So funny to me that during the Hays Code era, exploitation films were physically toured around the country and shown at theatres that explicitly didn't follow the Code and that's how they got around it. Humans find a way. We HATE censorship!

I keep finding counterweights to our sash windows stashed in the weirdest most random places of this house and the garage. Latest pair were just sitting at the top of the stairs to the garage's second floor. At least now I know the small sashes each weigh 10#

Congratulations to the crew of the San Diego Musical Theatre on their new union with IATSE Local 122!

(he is turning 100 tomorrow and everybody is so excited they're talking about it a day in advance, for anybody else who worried like emily and I did!)

I love that one! you can find it free online! I will not link bc I want it to stay up but it doesn't take a lot of searching to find it! It is a website that rhymes with "gaily lotioned"

I have successfully found and cut to the ground two huge english ivy. We still have to dig up the roots but I pulled them completely out of all the plants on the west side of our house.

having my French Peasant meal of grapes and brie before I go out into the yard with my tiny chainsaw and make war with the vines.

re: Shell making moolah since the war started: Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business. #StarTrekWisdom #CapitalistHellscape #ShellOil #NothingSurprisesMeAboutAnyOfThis

have just had a lovely snack of sourdough, really FIRM grapes, and a glorious brie.

I wonder what it's like to be able to opt-out of cooking from scratch... that sounds fake tbh.

Living in a place where there is ZERO delivery food sure makes you forget it exists as a concept.

IATSE is ON STRIKE against CoComelon: The Melon Patch, a live-action spin-off of the union-made animated series. Rather than provide fair wages and benefits to the crew the producer is trying to hire scabs for the production that’s shooting in Sun Valley, Calif.

If Sophie Devereaux ever pretended to be an Addams, they would just adopt her immediately.

Eliza McLamb had an apt analogy abt modern fandoms: Fans no longer treat creators as creators. Fans treat creators like stock options they’ve invested in; like they’re part owners of a creator’s work just by *being fans*, and therefore get a say in what creators make/how they act. And it sucks.

Company: We have plus sizes of this thing! Company: Not in the colours though, only in black! Because fat people don't like colours, right? You want black it's slimming! You don't want colours! I fucking HATE this.

reminder to everyone that firefox is free and has built in adblockers and privacy features and a VPN. And they're a non-profit. Why are you still using chrome?

@vivziepop.bsky.social if u like evil clowns and violence, I cannot recommend 1994's Funnyman enough. Christopher Lee is also in it.

instead of using Therapy Words how about we use actual real insults. "swellhead" is such a good fucking name for someone self-centered and vain.

www.apa.org/topics/child... The reason I refuse to have kids has more to do with how helicoptering is now considered NORMAL and not doing so gets the parent IN TROUBLE; I always wanted to give my kids way more freedom than I got, and I wasn't even helicoptered that much!

If anyone's wondering, ΞΕΝΌΚΛΕΙΑ is pronounced "kszen-OH-klee-uh"

god, once I get my sewing area set up and can make my own t-shirts and hoodies and jeans it's over for you, thinocracy.

I think millenials are the only generation that grew up without drills for violence. My mom's gen (boomers) grew up with nuclear bomb drills, and z and alpha are growing up with shooter drills. I only had fire and quake drills, I wasn't taught PEOPLE were dangerous! It makes me sad.

every time ppl get hysterical about a good fun thing happening "because it's inappropriate right now" buddy even the Catholics have celebration days and arguably they're 90% guilt by volume.

I think the image of her is GenAI, but that dress is real. She's just never worn it.

oh my GOD the ERTÉ OF IT ALL

Why is ALL adult animation looking like that? What, adults suddenly can't have nice art to look at?

Sam Smith off to the #MetGala

Singer Sam Smith heading to the Met Gala carpet

Sam Smith at the Met Gala.

So is the Lady Gaga real or not? I keep seeing mixed messages about it. #MetGala #MetGala2026

Gwendoline Christie #MetGala2026

Sam Smith is already living art & this is just gorgeous. Love!! #MetGala2026

It's giving Erté, Mae West, and Edith Head. I love it. 10/10

Someone who understood the assignment! FASHION IS ART. Clearly inspired by Erté illustrations. #MetGala #MetGala2026

Yearly reminder that #metgala is to fund an art museum that preserves fashion history. Galas separate rich ppl from their money and use it to fund The Arts, which are VERY underfunded in this county, especially arts associated with women--like fashion.

A little bit of bolognese in my life, A little bit of pesto on the side, A little puttanesca here I am, A little bit of this goes in the pan.

“The clergy demanded an end to business as usual, protesting ICE’s brutality and cruelty in that building, along with their policies of family separation, holding people in cramped and inhumane conditions, and denying them due process.” truah.org/press/10-rab...

If your loved one has been detained by ICE, call my office at 503-231-2300. We will show up for you. We have facilitated the release of more than a dozen Oregonians wrongfully detained by ICE and won't stop fighting for our community members.