Concurring, specially. #AppellateValentine

Fuck you, Westlaw. A 2010 case is not too old to rely on! All cases after 2000 are current law!!!

You know what’s good for stress and feeling overwhelmed? Alcohol. People should know about this! Maybe they can advertise.

Just me, or does “Kenneth Walker III” sound like a member of the Bush family?

Super Bowl Bingo Legal Argument: “‘QB SCRAMBLES FOR 1st DOWN’ doesn’t say he *made* the 1st Down. Only that he scrambled *for* one.”

I just had to use the word “milieu” in an email. I couldn’t think of another word. I’m so fucking sophisticated.

Cuban coffees for everyone, tomorrow!

USAO-SDFL is hiring appellate attorneys! #appellatesky #appellatetwitter

After 25 years, I’m making a move. But as I was putting an Edie Brickell cassette tape in my packing box, I began to wonder if I’m doing this wrong. 🤷🏻‍♂️ What I am is what I am.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using, without explanation.

“Raffi Sings Edith Piaf” A perfect holiday gift from #AppellateSky Records

Advice commonly heard from both legal writers and ER doctors:

Well of course. There’s no right to an interlocudoodle appeal. #appellatesky

Many of us eat Chinese food. 🕎

In 30 years as a lawyer, no one’s ever asked me to sell out. And I’m kind of offended by that.

The downtown delivery robots now have names. This is how the robot uprising starts. Phyllis: “I want you to know it was me.”

Well, duh.

Friend: My favorite part of the pudding recipe is “you can hit this with a shot of scotch or whiskey.” Me: What can’t you, really? I’m making my next brief a double.

I don’t take my extra hour of sleep every year. I save them up until I have enough for an extra day off from work.

This is my point again that the electorate has no idea of what's actually going on. Not in some ideological way, so you can argue whether it's good or not, just in a fact way.

Zevachim 45a #dafyomi #talmud #memeyomi #dafreactions

The downtown delivery robots are gathering. I think they may be planning something.

That first post-Yom Kippur Cuban coffee is the best.

Zevachim 18b #talmud #dafyomi #memeyomi #dafreactions

At times like this, I am reminded of the words of Nena, when she said: "Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen."

There’s wrong, there’s amusingly wrong, and there’s annoyingly wrong. Right now I’m too annoyed at opposing counsel’s annoying wrongness to respond. I need to hit his brief with a stick.

Hacky New Year

Zevachim 3a @miriamanzovin.bsky.social #talmud #dafyomi #memeyomi #dafswifite

Are Gary Hart and Donna Rice still alive and available??

Been re-reading the series in anticipation!

That thing when you login to Westlaw to pursue a line of research, but you get interrupted, and then you’re on Westlaw and have no idea why.

Avodah Zarah 43b #dafyomi #memeyomi #talmud #dafreactions

Avodah Zarah 2b #DafYomi #Talmud #TalmudMemes #DafYomiReactions

Chris’s Law Dork coverage of this and other breaking cases around the country is well worth a subscription to keep informed of all the mishegas.

. @bengreenman.bsky.social also helped Brian Wilson with his memoir. Someone better check in with Questlove to make sure his health is OK.

“Mitchel! Even the name says, ‘Is that beer?’” #RIPJoeDonBaker @frankconniff.bsky.social

Wil’s new podcast really is very good. He’s chosen very thoughtful and impactful stories and his narrations are as always top notch. Highly recommend.

“Who knows Eight?” —“I know Eight. Eight days of horrible jokes in the Diaspora.” #HackyPassover

“Knock, knock.” —“Who’s there?” “Seven.” —“Seven, who?” “I guess you don’t know Seven.” #HackyPassover

“Who knows Six?” “ @mayimbialik.bsky.social knows Six!” #HackyPassover

“Who knows Five?” —“I know Five! Five are the books in the Hitchhiker’s Trilogy.” #HackyPassover

“Who knows Four?” —“I know Four!” #HackyPassover

“Who knows Three?” —“No, What is Three. Who knows One.” “I don’t know.” (together): “THIRD BASE!” #HackyPassover

“Who knows Two?” —“I know Two. Take two tablets and sleep off the food and wine until morning.” #HackyPassover

“Who knows One?” —“I know One.” “Excuse jurors for cause, Your Honor.”— “Granted.” #HackyPassover

The Brotherhood of Men at the Kosher Market with Lists is called to order.

Top Features of a Video Dissent: “Skip Ad” button Rickroll in the middle “In conclusion, don’t forget to like and subscribe to my TikTok channel.”

I’m really caught up in Uncle Bill’s heroes journey, but I’m even more riveted by Mrs Beasley’s redemption arc.