Can we just give Novak the Miami open title now? Like just give it to him now to appease him and get it over with. It could be like a sacrifice to an ancient tennis god. Y’know like you give the god a gift and they leave you alone for a little while. Something like that

I love that Fritz just really likes competing. I love that he appreciates the smaller tournaments and gives them and all his opponents the care and effort they deserve. I have a lot of respect for him for this

‪When native English-speaking tennis commentators pronounce Alcaraz like “Al-ca-rathhh” with a hard “th” it kinda has the same vibe as an american college student studying abroad in Spain for a semester and coming back and telling everyone “um it’s actually pronounced BARTH-elona”‬

Tommy Paul confuses me a bit. When I watch him play, I think he’s so good and I’m like dang he should be winning everything all the time (or at least be a serious contender for every title). But… he’s not. Why is he not???

Just sitting here thinking about how I still cannot believe drake thought it was a good idea to start beef with Kendrick Lamar. Thee Kendrick Lamar. Renowned Pulitzer Prize winning artist and certified boogeyman Kendrick Lamar. Like… literally anyone could’ve told him that was a horrible idea

Watching Montpellier and the commentator was talking about the depth of talent in american tennis right now and she goes “the present is strong and the future is bright in the US!” and then paused for a second and went “…as far as tennis goes” lmaooo

This was, and I’m not exaggerating, one of the best days of my life. My parents surprised me with Arthur Ashe stadium us open tickets for my bday and I cried when I got them lol. I got to see Madi and Federer win back to back and I was so happy that I cried again during their matches 🙃

I know this is silly but Madi was the first pro player I ever got to watch live, so I’ve always felt connected to her. It’s like she was the first pro who ever felt real to me. It was like she invited me into this world. To watch her get to this point is just… idk I’m an emotional wreck today

DJOKOVIC RETIRED?! Oh my goddddd novak this was the one time I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!!

“Get him lads!” has been a regular part of my vocabulary even though no one knows the reference

… this is absurd

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HOLY SH*T I just finished watching Maddie’s match, that was so insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭 unreal

And Novak beat Carlos? Yeah the Australian Open is well and truly over as far as I’m concerned

Well the australian open is over I fear

You know what time it is (time to dress like a big fluffy meatball)

THIS is what he’s boycotting? It’s def rude and unprofessional but man this is not as bad as I assumed it was. This sounds more like a bad joke than anything

Coco being iconic

Coco!!! I’m really getting to that point with her where if she goes down a break or even a set, I don’t get super nervous anymore. I’m so increasingly confident in her ability to win matches

Gaelllllllll oh my god 🥹

Oh thank god rybakina was able to serve out that match given the back issues she’s having. I was so stressed. If yastremska managed to break in that game I feared it might be over for my girl

Karen khachanov choosing “John Newcombe” for the coin toss?? Finally someone picked that lol. It was kinda driving me crazy that every single player picks “AO”

I stand with you! She kept emphasizing cargo, so I was hoping the night would have the cargo look, also. Still eats, but nitpicking.

Can I say something possibly controversial……. I don’t like the all yellow kit nearly as much as the white and olive version 🫣 I wish this was her day kit instead of her night kit

FRANCES LOST? I’m— what? I turned off his match in the third set to watch other matches because I was so confident he was taking it. What on earth happened

Just went to turn on the replay of Daniil’s match and bro… wtf is this

Usually the collegiate-type yelling celebration after every point annoys the hell out of me… so I have no idea why it doesn’t bother me nearly as much when Ben Shelton does it

Of course there’s one handed and two handed backhands, but is there anyone who has a two handed forehand (asking the important questions)

It really is a shame that the australian open is my favorite slam of the year considering that most of it occurs during hours when I should be asleep

Tatjana Maria’s game is so wild. Doesn’t hit a single traditional forehand or backhand, just slices every single shot. So jarring to watch her play

Nishikori won?!??!?!! I turned off his match cus I thought he was gonna lose omg!!!!! Yes!!!

The first week of slams >>> the second week of slams

Is it just me or does the Australian swing feel like it’s going by really fast… for some reason in my head I imagine the aussie swing being much longer

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I love penko’s kit. I know it’s store bought lululemon but I think the shape and cut of that look are perfect and would look good on literally anyone. Idk why tennis outfitters insist on doing the long, shapeless tank top over a cookie cutter skirt look all the time. Brands need to take notes

I get why they do on court interviews after matches but sometimes I’m like is this necessary. Almost every player (aside from maybe a handful) gets asked the same thing every time and pretty much answers the same way every time. More often than not there is little information coming from those

This goes hard

I work for a nonprofit that has a million different grants and partners with a million different orgs and has a million different metrics they use to track success and yeah… could not agree more

I feel it is a failure that we as tennis fans have yet to come to the consensus that sumit nagal is hot

I’ve got severe MIB brain now, I love these weirdos so much I’m walking around going “achupala bahn ga” and “sapata foopa”

Insane level from coco, I am sooooo excited about the way she’s playing this season so far 😭😭😭 also could not believe how calm and clearheaded she was that whole match given how emotionally, physically, and mentally intense it was. Ugh I just love her, I’m so proud

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Posted about this before but I am so obsessed with the Men in Black movies (particular the first and second ones). I watch them all the time and love them every single time lol. Genuinely think those movies are perfect, everything from the casting to the special effects is brilliant

I cannot believe coco is gonna be 21 soon… in my mind she’s still like a 16-17 year old 😭 watching her has been like watching a little sister grow up and one day being like wait you’re so beautiful and grown up, when did this happen