In today's episode, we are on a second contact mission revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode Extinction, while joined once again by guest @granades.com. Spoilers! Despite a history of being hard to please, we all inexplicably enjoyed this famously bad episode.

What is 50% of $0?

Our apologies for not yet posting about the episode we released today and not completing the show notes for the episode. It’s @uajamie.bsky.social’s fault and we will be docking her pay accordingly.

Malcolm Reed mostly kept to himself on the Enterprise and had a hard time opening up to people. Who wants to be Dominic Keating's emotional support extrovert at #DragonCon2026?

We go together like Archer and Porthos, right @enterprisesplain.bsky.social ?! 🐶🖖🏽😜

Also likely: Them: That's great, what did you think about... Jamie: SHUT UP NO SPOILERS!!!

I regret to inform you all that @mariadsouza.bsky.social refuses to perform a striptease routine with me for the DragonCon costume competition where we wear ENT uniforms and then slowly remove them to the music of Faith of the Heart, revealing the blue undies underneath.

NOBODY TELL THEM. I AM NOT KIDDING. We don't need that kind of heat.

Well… we ARE play cousins… 😜🖖🏽

What will happen when @mariadsouza.bsky.social and @uajamie.bsky.social meet Connor Trinnear and Anthony Montgomery: Jamie: We have a podcast about Enterprise! Them: Oh really? What's it called? Maria: *shoving Jamie aside* First Flight! Definitely First Flight. @firstflightpod.bsky.social

I will absolutely be killing myself over the next two months making multiple pairs of ENT blue undies in time for DragonCon just for the gag of wearing them for a photo with Connor Trinnear and Anthony Montgomery.

What have I agreed to?!

You can never have too many navigators when trying to find your way around #DragonCon2026. Thankfully Star Trek: Enterprise's Anthony Montgomery will be joining us in Atlanta!

EnterpriseSplaining fans rejoice! We are now just months away from a photo of our hosts wearing ENT blue undies with Connor Trinnear and Anthony Montgomery.

Has anyone checked on Jamie recently? We are… concerned

I cannot tell you all how funny @granades.com was as a guest on this episode! And because he isn’t very familiar with the show, we explain a lot of basics as we go, which means it’s a great episode to listen to even if you aren’t familiar with Enterprise or our podcast.

This was so much fun-slash-painful. Hear me discover the episode’s crimes against biology in real time!

In today's episode, Bill tells us & guest @granades.com about the #StarTrek ENT ep "Extinction" where Archer&co morph into inarticulate savages who think only of their own species (so big change from the usual) and once again it's T’pol’s job to save these simians!

If @enterprisesplain.bsky.social was a moment from #StarTrek. 😉🖖

Guilty as charged

Spoiler for next week’s EnterpriseSplaining episode when we talk about “Extinction”

found this LMAOOOO

Our crew is on a second contact mission today revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode Anomaly -- ya know, the one with the torture. And boy do we have a lot of thoughts about said torture and the fact that the writers of this show seemed to be suffering from post-9/11 brain while writing this episode.

In today's episode, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the Star Trek ENT episode Anomaly where Archer goes full war criminal and the crew discovers their first large round thing of season 3.

We regret to inform you that our host Bill has discovered the Star Trek title generator

Season 3 of Star Trek: Enterprise according to @firstflightpod.bsky.social

Thank you to @bean525.bsky.social for finally adding Enterprise to the title generator! We will be having a good time with this.

Pulled this from Miss Warren's back catalogue. I think it works 🤣

@uajamie.bsky.social Hey Jamie, how many more of Miss Warren's songs could be used for episode titles do you think? I have these two for your consideration 🤣

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My friend Jey was recently the victim of a violent hate crime and could really use some financial support while they recover.

My friend Jey was the victim of a terrible attack. If you have a little extra cash, please donate to help him with medical bills.

In today's episode, we are on a second contact mission, revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode "The Xindi" now that Bill and Jamie have watched it. Let's talk about the disgusting sewer escape, the blatant HR and HIPPA violations, and everything we've finally learned about the Xindi!

Sorry Star Trek Shop, having a campaign called "Space for Everybody" that has zero women's fit t-shirts is some BULLSHIT. Don't give me this "unisex" nonsense. Do better. shop.startrek.com/collections/...

You don’t want to miss this crew begin their journey through the expanse!

We’re baaaaaack!!

We're back from break to kick off season 3 of Star Trek Enterprise with "The Xindi" where we finally get to actually meet some of the titular Xindis at what appears to be an important terrorist business meeting. Also Trip and Archer have a very bad day attempting to escape from a creepy mine.

What is the point of even having a podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if not to use it to comment on every Instagram post by the woman who wrote Faith of the Heart

We’re dropping our episode on “Observer Effect” tomorrow!

*achem*

Our crew is taking a couple weeks of shore leave, so no new episode today. If you’re desperate for some Enterprise podcast content to hold you over until we return, we recommend listening to @firstflightpod.bsky.social!

I am truly shocked that we have made this silly podcast for two whole years! And that we have people who listen! Thanks to all of you who’ve been hanging out with us every Thursday! And look at this incredible artwork from @enabuns.bsky.social !!!

Now that we’ve finished covering Star Trek Enterprise season two, we’re going to be taking a much needed four week break from podcasting. This is a great time to catch up on our older episodes! enterprisesplaining.captivate.fm

Looks like someone has faith of the heart

Thank you for letting us play your game! We literally have spreadsheets of ideas and it’s such a blast. Congrats on two seasons and here’s to the other half! 🖖🏽🥕🐶

This is a pod that I look forward to Thursdays for. Congrats on 2 seasons. You’re more than halfway through and have so much good stuff coming. Thanks for letting us play with you- can’t wait to hear you discover if your guesses are correct! 💚🖖🏽

When we first started the podcast, I wasn’t convinced we would make it past a handful of episodes. Yet here we are two years later and still going strong! THANK YOU to all of you who have listened!

Look how great this art is! I don’t know why I’m Andorian, but I love it. And I get to be captain!