I officially have added this photo of the absurd button labels on the NX-01 Enterprise to the Memory Alpha page for "turbolift." You're welcome, future Star Trek researchers. memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Turbolift

Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).

The Travis line count on this one is at 128! That’s likely more than the rest of the series combined.

Our episode today, with guest Jen Hathorn, @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode “Horizon.” We finally get a Travis episode and meet his family. Also, there is a lot of Frankenstein content for some reason (but not the one with Jacob Elordi’s hot monster, unfortunately).

This is 100% the tagline of the NX-01 under one Captain Archer. But, in less of a bad-ass way, and more of a committing-acts-of-genocide way.

@enterprisesplain.bsky.social is it really true that elizabeth warren wrote the enterprise theme song?

We’re on a second contact mission this week visiting the #StarTrekENT’s Judgement and we have thoughts on this Kirkland brand Klingon court. Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we finally learn what it says on the buttons on the NX-01 turbolifts, and it’s weirder then you could have ever imagined.

I've been laughing about this clip for an hour now. And I stand by the opinions I voiced here.

We’ll leave you all to guess at which Star Trek ENT episode we were reacting to

He ya’ll — we’re taking the holiday week off, so no new episode this week. But we’ll be back on New Year’s Day with the second contact episode for Judgement!

He ya’ll — we’re taking the holiday week off, so no new episode this week. But we’ll be back on New Year’s Day with the second contact episode for Judgement!

Yes. Listen to our podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if you want to… *checks notes* stay updated on the latest happenings in gay hockey erotica.

Yes. Listen to our podcast about Star Trek Enterprise if you want to… *checks notes* stay updated on the latest happenings in gay hockey erotica.

Everyone is talking about Heated Rivalry now, but if you’d listened to @enterprisesplain.bsky.social, I rikermended the book last year! I never expected our little podcast about a 20 year old Star Trek show to be so ahead of the trend, yet here we are! (at least, when it comes to gay hockey erotica)

New episode today - EnterpriseSplaining XVI: The Undiscovered Continuity! where Maria tells us about the courtroom drama in the #StarTrekENT episode Judgement. Archer is accused of Crimes Against the Klingon Empire! It’s possible you might get answers as to how and why, but don’t count on it!

Hello new friends who are enjoying my ridiculous calendar! Did you know that I also host a VERY ridiculous Star Trek podcast about ST: Enterprise? And my cohosts are far funnier than I am! Check out @enterprisesplain.bsky.social #bololygo

Delightful holiday thread🎄 ⬇️

In today’s episode, we’re on a second contact mission to revisit the #startrekENT episode The Crossing and @scottsigler.bsky.social is back with us to hear what the rest of us thought of his bonkers explainer of the episode now that we’ve seen it for ourselves!

In today’s episode, we’re on a second contact mission to revisit the #startrekENT episode The Crossing and @scottsigler.bsky.social is back with us to hear what the rest of us thought of his bonkers explainer of the episode now that we’ve seen it for ourselves!

I was a guest on the "Enterprise 'Splaining" podcast. I watched the #StarTrek episode, then explained it to the cast, who also hadn't watched it. "The Crossing" was a drug-fueled extravaganza of awful pickup lines, wearing sexy undies for no particular reason, karate fights, & Golden Corral buffets.

This thread about the knock-off Star Trek advent calendar that Maria bought from a random ad is gold. We will be following daily to see what future days will contain (under the assumption they will contain anything at all, which has already proven a questionable assumption)

Listen. This episode was A. Ride. So glad we had @scottsigler.bsky.social to do the explaining because it made it even wilder. Please enjoy our non-corporeal body swap adventure!

It’s time for a non-corporeal body swap adventure! In this week's episode, our guest, author @scottsigler.bsky.social told us about the #startrekent episode The Crossing, one of the strangest episodes this show has thrown at us so far. It was metaphorically and literally quite the trip.

well this was a goddamn DELIGHT and i am laughing so hard i'm pretty sure it counts as an ab workout 😹😹😹😹

Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!

I refused to actually watch Highlander and instead made Bill and Stephen explain it all to me for the episode.

Happy Thanksgiving! The crew of EnterpriseSplaining is taking a much needed holiday break today from #StarTrekENT, and are instead heading out on away mission to visit the movie that all straight HS boyfriends were forcing their girlfriends to watch in the 90s: Highlander!

We would give anything to hear Diane Warren’s thoughts on this

omg @enterprisesplain.bsky.social absolutely needs to see this 🤩🤣🎺

TeePublic is having a big sale this week, which includes the ESO Network store with our EnterpriseSplaining logo shirts and Porthos Appreciation Society Shirts! Now is your chance to show your love for Porthos, the bestest boy in all Star Trek, for just $15! (Porthos design by @enabuns.bsky.social)

Since it's a holiday week, heads-up that we will have an episode this week, but not about Star Trek Enterprise! Instead we'll be going on an away mission to visit a movie that every straight HS boyfriend in the 90s was forcing their girlfriends to watch. Trust us, you will NOT be disappointed.

We need to talk about the water polo ball part. First of all, archer’s water polo ball on the NX-01 “rarely saw its intended use”??? Does this mean that it eventually will? ARE WE GOING TO SEE ARCHER PLAY WATER POLO ON THE ENTERPRISE????? (please don’t answer this for real though because spoilers)

I can’t describe how bonkers the memory alpha page for “ball” is. It gives fun ball facts such as that the football was named after the sport of football! And the basketball was named after the sport of basketball! And yes, every one of these amazing facts has a #startrek episode reference attached

On today's episode, we're on a 2nd contact mission, revisiting the ENT episode Canamar, which we realize is actually just the Star Trek version of ConAir (ConAirMar?). Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about the absolutely bananas Memory Alpha page for “balls” (no, not THOSE balls).

In our new episode out today, Bill tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode Canamar, a ConAir ripoff (ConAirMar?) where Archer confesses he's a smuggler (GUILTY OF BEING SMUG), Trip gets stuck next to That Guy on a long flight, and while T'Pol is in charge, everyone does their jobs competently.

In our new episode out today, Bill tells us about the #StarTrekENT episode Canamar, a ConAir ripoff (ConAirMar?) where Archer confesses he's a smuggler (GUILTY OF BEING SMUG), Trip gets stuck next to That Guy on a long flight, and while T'Pol is in charge, everyone does their jobs competently.

Man of our (faith of the) heart.

It is very important to me that more people know the theme tune to Star Trek: Enterprise was written for Rod Stewart to sing for the 1998 Robin Williams movie, Patch Adams.

Listeners of our show would, of course, already know this fact along with like 100 other useless pieces of trivia about Diane Warren and the Star Trek Enterprise theme song. We are truly doing the world a service with our Diane Warren segment.

The power of Diane Warren is strong.

We released our Second Contact episode today about the #StarTrekENT episode Future Tense. Bill and Maria tell us what they thought of the not-a-tardis ship and stegasaurus time loops. Plus, we chat about the treasure trove that is the Memory Alpha page for "profanity."

We released our Second Contact episode today about the #StarTrekENT episode Future Tense. Bill and Maria tell us what they thought of the not-a-tardis ship and stegasaurus time loops. Plus, we chat about the treasure trove that is the Memory Alpha page for "profanity."

New episode out today! @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek ENT episode Future Tense where the Enterprise discovers a ship that can travel through time and is bigger on the inside, and yet is somehow not a Doctor Who crossover.

New episode out today! @uajamie.bsky.social tells us about the #StarTrek ENT episode Future Tense where the Enterprise discovers a ship that can travel through time and is bigger on the inside, and yet is somehow not a Doctor Who crossover.

They should have changed it to: She’s the songwriter behind such hits as “If I Could Turn Back Time,””How Do I Live,” & “FAITH OF THE HEART” #startrek

If you all listen to our podcast, you should know this one immediately!

Our Second Contact episode on Cease Fire is out today! @mrssweatheifer.bsky.social from @monkeeingaround.bsky.social joined us to talk about how much we all just love Shran and why this was a standout episode of ENT. Plus we recapped our time at @dragoncon.org and talked about gyrospheres. #startrek

@enterprisesplain.bsky.social To answer your question about the purpose of Andorian antennae on today’s podcast episode:

Our Second Contact episode on Cease Fire is out today! @mrssweatheifer.bsky.social from @monkeeingaround.bsky.social joined us to talk about how much we all just love Shran and why this was a standout episode of ENT. Plus we recapped our time at @dragoncon.org and talked about gyrospheres. #startrek