#jokesters Good Monday morning to you! Hope your week is off to an amazing start! My Panthers beat the snot out of the Falcons and Syracuse humiliated Clemson, so I’m a happy football camper today! PSA: if you carve a pumpkin in September, it’s called premature ejackolantern. Don’t do it!

Fuck all these fuckers. I thought all my MAGA high school classmates identified themselves in the elections. This has brought on a whole new level of cray cray. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’m eggztremely disappointed.

#jokesters (am I doing this right?) Good Sunday morning everyone! (Given this joke, I need to turn myself in to customer service…🤦🏻‍♂️) I told my daughter she needed to check her attitude. She looked at me and said, "For product complaints, contact the manufacturer."

Don’t like a TV show? Don’t watch it. I liked Jimmy Kimmel, so I watched. I hate Fox News, so I don’t. Problem solved.

What a fucking couple of weeks, huh?

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- #PamelasSaturdayMorning I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag. -- Molly Ivins -

Spot on.

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Now You Know…. Any doubts? Nope 👎🏽

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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

Displaying its muscle-memory for cowardice, ABC caved to state threats of investigations, retaliation, and regulatory f*ckitude. It was yet another episode of corporate capitulation, in the vain hope that sacrificing free speech will make MAGA eat them last charliesykes.substack.com/p/kimmel-kin...

Happy Thursday jokester fam! Hey, folks, this is the last joke I’ll be posting for a while. All is well, but it is time for me to take a little break from Bluesky. I hope you’ve had as much fun with the daily jokes as I have. Love y’all and I’ll miss y’all!🩵❤️

Happy Hump day you horde of hilarity! We can hurdle this hill with some help of some humor! Who’s with me? So I was trying on shoes in the store, and I said to the assistant, "It's too tight". She said, "Try it with the tongue out". I said, "It'th nho ghood, itth thill thoo thight"

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Thought I’d repost this one today since I told this story in class yesterday…hope you get a chuckle😆

No matter how many big dicks you have on you, no one wants to touch you…

Is Trump writing office signage now?🤔

Good Tuesday morning all you humor-filled hooligans! Keep the groaners and eye-rollers coming. Goodness knows we need the laughs! I finally did it. I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles: Yay! No more forgetting why l walked into the kitchen.

Good Tuesday morning all you humor-filled hooligans! Keep the groaners and eye-rollers coming. Goodness knows we need the laughs! I finally did it. I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles: Yay! No more forgetting why l walked into the kitchen.

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Good morning.

It’s very nice they appreciate my business. They’ll keep getting it with amazing pieces of advice like this one!

New week, jokester friends! Novelty can be exciting, but it can also be a cheap piece of crap you bought at Spencer’s back in the 80’s. Dear Diary... Yesterday, my friends asked me to go on a 5 mile run, so I made a list of things l'd need: 1. New friends

New week, jokester friends! Novelty can be exciting, but it can also be a cheap piece of crap you bought at Spencer’s back in the 80’s. Dear Diary... Yesterday, my friends asked me to go on a 5 mile run, so I made a list of things l'd need: 1. New friends

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Happy Monday! ☕️😁🌺☮️🎶💗

Newsom may have some flaws, but his troll level is A+. Love this shit!

Happy Sunday Morning, all you lovable laughers! I’m trying to set up a permanent residence in the Shangri La of shame corners, so how did I do? "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

Happy Sunday Morning, all you lovable laughers! I’m trying to set up a permanent residence in the Shangri La of shame corners, so how did I do? "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

Happy Sunday! Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋 While we cannot direct the wind, we can adjust the sails. – Dolly Parton As Foxy says… We will be okay! ✌️ #StrongerTogether #BlueCrew

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wtf?!?

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Good Saturday morning, folks with jokes! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend in store. I’ll accept your verdict of whether this is corner-worthy or not: Shout out to all of you with September birthdays!! Once upon a time your parents started off the new year with a bang!

Good Saturday morning, folks with jokes! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend in store. I’ll accept your verdict of whether this is corner-worthy or not: Shout out to all of you with September birthdays!! Once upon a time your parents started off the new year with a bang!

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