You can’t convince me there are adult Imagine Dragons fans. That music is for first graders.

I know you all love Korea now, great — that needs to include listening to Korean adoptees ❤️

"Criminality is so rampant inside CBP that it has seen one of its own agents or officers arrested every 24 to 36 hours since 2005." "it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

“Jelly Roll fans know the going rate for catalytic converters” is one of the finer things I’ve read on Reddit of late.

Something big just went boom in Portland. Nextdoor is popping off. I just downloaded the app to see if others heard it. Apparently most of the city did.

Something big just went boom in Portland. Nextdoor is popping off. I just downloaded the app to see if others heard it. Apparently most of the city did.

Not sure what Tyler just created there

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

Went down a very deep rabbit hole last night and was looking through photo archives from WWII battles in the South Seas that my grandfather fought in (Guadalcanal, Tinian, Tarawa, Saipan & Okinawa). Some incredible photography in there wow.

Went down a very deep rabbit hole last night and was looking through photo archives from WWII battles in the South Seas that my grandfather fought in (Guadalcanal, Tinian, Tarawa, Saipan & Okinawa). Some incredible photography in there wow.

I had to see this haircut so now you do, too.

No

I had to see this haircut so now you do, too.

Damn did LeBron finally accept his fate (bald)?

What particular kind of ‘tism is it that when I go to sleep I have to have one of my hands touching my face in the most uncomfortable way?

At The Drive In, “In/Bovino/Out” I’m so sorry

Greg Bovino getting deported would be a cooler headline tbh

If you missed it, I wrote about attending the AFCON final and why I hope African football can finally shed certain stereotypes because it really is a tremendous tournament www.whereisfootball.com/where-africa...

BYE BITCH

Reviewing "Bugonia" on Letterboxd and... 🤌

Gallego: I think it's ridiculous that Kristi Noem just went out right away and basically called this poor victim, a violent terrorist. That right there is impeachable. She lied about a citizen to justify his murder. The president should ask for her resignation.

JUST IN: In a new lawsuit, Minnesota officials say DHS mishandled evidence from today's crime scene and made "astonishing" law enforcement decisions. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

People's Instinctive Travels & The Paths of Rhythm The Low End Theory Midnight Marauders

NYC: EMERGENCY PROTEST TODAY. ICE murdered another person in Minneapolis. Enough is enough. Union Square. 4pm. @handsoffnyc.bsky.social

Fellow marketers: time to hit pause on that campaign. - Turn off the scheduled content - Tell those paid influencers to sit tight - Explain to the brand you're repping why it's important to shut the fuck up for a while - Stop the media buy - Most of all, have some humanity and let that guide you.

Fellow marketers: time to hit pause on that campaign. - Turn off the scheduled content - Tell those paid influencers to sit tight - Explain to the brand you're repping why it's important to shut the fuck up for a while - Stop the media buy - Most of all, have some humanity and let that guide you.

We had 50K people downtown yesterday, no ICE and zero incidents. ICE is the fucking problem.

Maybe some more swear words will do the trick.

As if we need anyone to confirm that the man who was shot 18 times by the gestapo has died.

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

"This is a wild time to be inviting the world to America..." @theoffsiderules.bsky.social of Copa 90 on the pod today! APPLE: tinyurl.com/29xcdtn7 SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/4t88fzjy YOUTUBE: youtu.be/YylK_Kml5k0

A Trump quote without his face or voice. It's Trump without Trump. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate. It is from his press conference on January 20, 2026. - The big building with bars on the windows.

It's inevitable, you simply must adapt to it and use it, you have no choice, but also please use it more or it's going to die

Think I’ll make my millions by founding a bed sheet company that sells sets with no top sheet.

Goal not given because the player was in an Everton shirt.

Is @espn.com taking the piss here?

Why did we need a judge to decide this?

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

I'm turning the internet off until y'all are done with this 2016 nonsense.

ALERT: My office has received reports of heavy ICE presence near 12th & Maple in DTLA in the Fashion District. Agents are actively walking the area. If you have info report to: LA Rapid Response Network: (888) 624-4752

We can all agree that Dave is the main Franco now, right?

Just got this message from my kid’s soccer team. Cool cool cool.

Oh great.

I'm glad to see this pressure on Google and Apple. If any other company was running an active CSAM generator in public you better believe it would have been removed from their app stores by now www.wired.com/story/x-grok...

I think I speak for all parents when I say Trader Joe’s needs to bring back the mini shopping carts for kids.

I have been using an Apple keyboard that takes AA batteries for the last 8 years.

Finally there is a class action lawsuit in the works against Workday for ageism via their dumbass AI tool. In the immortal words of @monteiro.bsky.social: Fuck You (Workday), Pay Me.

I wish I was as confident about anything as much as Cam Newton is about his hat/hair combo every day.

7:48a January 1 and I’m leaving comments on LinkedIn WTF am I doin