I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Nothing about In-n-Out Burger warrants there being a line of cars around the block at all times.

Now seated for wIIcked.

I’m not sure what Magic The Gathering has to do with Epstein! But you all seem to be very upset about it

Oppenheimer (2023) dir. Christopher Nolan

I feel like if Rob Pattinson wasn't an actor his job would be hiding under a bridge and asking people riddles.

PREDATOR BADLANDS. Good picture. Someone plese give Dan Trachtenberg a hundred million dollars every couple of years to make whatever the hell he wants.

An informal study has found that I am the one person on Earth who doesn't give a flying fuck who the mayor of New York City is.

Every Reel Big Fish song: "My girlfriend left me, so I'm gonna get drunk." Every Less Than Jake song: "I want to get the hell out of my small town." Every Streetlight Manifesto song: "Did you know that the cold embrace of death is coming for us all?"

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers".

the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

Yup that's why they do it. "Oh you hate AI? Well then no auto correct!" ...assholes.

They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.

HOW IN THE FUCK DOES MY OPPONENT SIDEBOARD INTO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DECK?

Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss 17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only

when i don’t remember my password and go through the reset password process and get told i can’t reuse the same password

Amazing how Time Machine can find 10GB of "new" stuff to back up even when all I did was export a new draft of my script and play Magic for a few hours.

film producers should not refer to movies as "content."

They say there are 2 apples in every can of Angry Orchard. So if I chug a 12-pack that should keep the doctor away for the next month.

Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.

An incredibly long, remarkably detailed breakdown (with an emphasis on the financials of it all) of why "AI" is a scam, why it's not useful, why it won't deliver on the supposed reasons for its hype, and why it will inevitably collapse.

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

Reminder from the last time this "announcement" was made, five months ago.

The last time he announced this exact same uh "policy" it disappeared immediately because there's no real way to do this

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

Sept 22nd 2004 - Oceanic Airlines Flight 815, carrying 324 passengers, deviated from its original course and disappeared over the Pacific Ocean. 📺📆 Lost (2004) #Lost

Working out and getting in shape is actually really simple.

No, left-wing cancel culture isn't/wasn't remotely as bad as what's happening now. No, it didn't cause it, or rather was at most one indirect factor. (Modeling of behavior, promotion of illiberalism arms race). What it did do was stop liberal-left having an otherwise available moral high ground.

I didn't win but I got to be annoying for a while.

Leave it to finance bros to offer the shittiest advice.

Soundtrack for walking around Los Angeles: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK Hi, you are being recorded BARKBARKBARK

The plan: Get in shape, THEN buy clothes that fight right.

My favorite part of playing Vivi Cauldron is when I pause for a few seconds to think about what order I want to do stuff in and my opponent just concedes.

KICK THE ROBOTS' ASSES, ZASLAV!

So it’s like Hitman but when you get spotted it turns into Uncharted. Kickass. Can’t wait.

Clone Wars cartoon drinking game: Take a drink every time Seth Green or Jennifer Hale shows up.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

This is all snake oil from the same people who wanted to “put movies on the blockchain” a few years ago. Nothing but meaningless marketing speak because they don’t have a product that non-stupid people want to buy. Now if only the production of the snake oil didn’t involve STEALING EVERYTHING.

fuck this noise

Using AI as a writer is like not learning how to cook because you have Doordash. "Everything I could ever want is right here on my phone!" But cooking yourself means making it exactly how you like it, when you want it, and it doesn't show up luke warm. Doordash has its place, but it ain't the same.

I’m not sure what the fuck a Cracker Barrel is.

Control decks would be a lot less aggravating to play against if their players didn’t take EIGHT FUCKING YEARS to decide whether or not to respond to every single action I take.

Me: “Hi, Windows, I’d like to select this text I’m dragging my cursor over.” Windows: “Get fucked.”

Well, you could use AI .... ... or, after a billion years of this industry existing, you could reduce the scope, improve project management, remove unnecessary bloat, stop the graphics arms race, and instead keep making games people enjoy and respect the artists making them.

People throw the term “underrated” around a lot, but this one truly is underrated. Now replaying DRAGON AGE II.

Now seated for the new Spike Lee joint.