busyness, not to be confused with business, not to be confused with bussyness

Idk that I've ever felt more on blast in my life

Champagne implies the existence of champleasure.

"Witch's broom" now has a new meaning in my house.

What if I was the witch that was also the cat that was also the witch's broom that you ride on?

I would like to go to a gender conceal party.

I'm always strolling up to the #Hearthstone Battlegrounds this season like "Nozdormu, I've come to bargain!"

🕷️ never stay with someone just because you think you'd hurt them too much by leaving them, especially if they are preventing you from living your life how you want to. there's always someone who will accept you for who you are and who will value your relationship just as much if not more <3

This is a trick because I'm certainly the top but my date will always be seen as such on account of not being blind and tiny.

grimch

Oh, you thought I said "comfy"? No, I want you to pay up by following orders and giving me enough of those pretty little noises before I let you finish.

This is so fucking cool!!!

As I'm wrapping up another year of transcripts, I thought I'd celebrate @unexploredcast.bsky.social finishing another marvelous story with a bit of podcast transcript silliness. I've been paying very close attention to the way these dorks talk for a long time.

If only there were some freaks out there who want a soft mommy domme with some vocal fry.

"Oh, so all you do is listen and type all day? That sounds easy." Anyone can type what they hear, but being a good transcriptionist takes a lot of care, attention and precision. The beast even changes shape if you're doing legal or medical work versus recreational media.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Metallica The Fray Kesha Uhh... It's hard for a blind autistic girl to feel safe at shows, but I would go to more at outdoor venues.

I'm so proud of everything we did in the PAXU Access Forward Gaming Lounge and PTI this year. Talking with Matt gave me a ton of hope and optimism around creators adjusting their games so that us bats and other disabled people can have equal experiences at the game table.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I keep saying this more and more: stop letting your life happen to you. If you don't like the vibes of a space, find people like you and work to build your own. Those spaces exist because people made them; they didn't wait around for someone to do it for them.

Just saw someone on tumblr put it like "Everyone wants a village, but nobody wants to put in the work to be a villager" And I as well felt called out, in a positive way. To have a community is to docyour part in building that community. Or even starting one if it doesn't yet exist.

Gay day?

For every $50 raised through our Tiltify campaign for tonight's #AccessibilityIsntScary livestream, we'll be hosting a giveaway for those joining us in chat 🎉 With prizes from both @dieharddice.bsky.social and @dmsguild.com plus the potential to unlock even more surprises, you don't want to miss it!

My spirituality is listening to the birds sing in the morning and letting my soul harmonize even though I don't know the words. It's believing in the beauty and richness of color even though my eyes are broken, and using it to fling wishes and healing around the world. My magic is radical affection.

The enby I've been seeing literally just showed up with my usual coffee order, unprompted, never discussed. 🥵

You want the hidden secrets of how to make a woman orgasm? Remind her that she deserves to take up space.

Placing your hand on a woman's cheek is the sluttiest thing a woman can do.

"This is a sticky, annoying little body," says the reviewer of the trading cards that just got released, but all I can think is 'it me.'

I've been melting dommes for almost as long as I've been a woman. I finally found someone who I'm comfortable with "pushing me around" who I can also devastate with a few words or a single touch. Neither of us wants to "win" control, but there's a thrill when the other yields and puddles.

Let's talk about bottom prep!! A lot of misinformation out there about bottom prep can lead to wasting your time, going without food, or even injuring yourself, but the actual process for most people† doesn't take long and requires relatively little effort.

Just like me fr

I'm so excited to play that new game Siltsong, the long-awaited sequel to Shovel Knight.

Sorry babe, the Pokemon stay in the bedroom during sex.

Girl who's a 10 but she believes the rebels in Star Wars were the bad guys

Oh you're a lesbian? Are you attracted to the girls who are good at video games or to the girls who are pathetically bad at them?

I never would have expected that one of my favorite parts of polyamory is befriending married couples and then dating and fucking them both, separately OR together.

Hydrate, my darlings!

surround yourself with people that are willing to always work towards being better people together with you. surround yourself with people who participate in open & honest communication no matter how hard it gets. surround yourself with people who value you as the flawed person you are.

Oh, you're not autistic? Sorry, I don't think we can have sex.

For no particular reason..... do I know anybody who makes stream overlays? Probably just something simple. 👀

I'm hotter than the bitches who left me behind, and I think that's pretty rad.

I do have a tail, it's just on the other side of my body. 😽

"I need to be able to trust you know your limits." !!! ❤️‍🔥

I'm way more attracted to people who detail boundaries and preferences than I am to anyone who says "do whatever you want to me." Show me you respect yourself and I'll spoil you.

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

Submerge implies the existence of dommerge, and girl I've got plenty of those.

i stg every kink can be subtextually boiled down to: -i am powerful/in control -i am seen as desirable -i am safe and can now be vulnerable -i can explore taboo in a safe + controlled environment once you realize that you realize that no kink can hurt you

She is the Carving Cascade, the Sapphire Sapphic, the Witty Witch of the Water. She is Raina, the Priestess of Precipitation.

Can anyone help me get better with compersion? I know there's no quick trick, but I'm struggling.

Too logical to scream, too emotional to resolve my problems any other way.