Woke up, cried because I have to go to work, and then drank my sugar free redbull while reading a book about a girl who feeds the corpses of PDF files to her pigs. ✨🌸💞💖I’m just a girl💖💕🌸✨

“Cats are evil” “cats are terrorist” here is my sweet gentle fuzzy little baby boy napping in the warmth of the sunlight ya fuckin haters

Just saw a commercial blaming “illegal immigrants” for ever-rising costs. Immigrants aren’t the ones charging you $2k to live in a fucking closet or voting against rent control. Immigrants aren’t making shitty political moves driving up the price of gas. Be so fucking for real with me rn 🙄

If you wanna be friends on a platform alternative to Goodreads btw I’m always down to follow you on StoryGraph! app.thestorygraph.com/profile/alph...

Current read btw. It’s my first Melissa Broder book and I have every doubt it’ll be my last

Brought my son aka the best cat ever outside 💛

Hi so the word “controversial”. @jerbear674.bsky.social pronounces it “contra ver shul” I pronounce it “contra verse eeull” Everyone tell him he’s wrong pls

With the end of the month coming and disability/work not being figure out yet, need a little help to make it through May. Doing a Donothon! $1 dollar = 1 minute Come join the chaos! April 27th 9am cst YCHs to be posted this weekend as well as a sneak peak of the first adoptable!

Hasn’t left my side since I got sick 💛

Sick AGAIN so I might be fairly difficult to reach for a bit while I try to sleep this off. Please stay home if you’re sick and if you absolutely MUST leave the house, mask the fuck up and maintain your space from people. Be considerate of others who are sick and tired of being sick and tired.

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POV: You have impossible veins to get blood from and like 6 fucking timed labs to give blood for

While @jerbear674.bsky.social is distracted I just wanted to let you all know he loves me and he’s a goober with big ol gaps in his ears that causes sound to get lost so he can’t hear when something sounds correct.

The books I’m reading when I don’t have the energy to write. Ali Hazelwood can do no wrong and I’m always excited to continue the series that blessed the world with 🩵Josh Hammond🩵.

Go support my girl!

I’m going to be spending most of this weekend writing another book so if you don’t hear from me as often or I’m difficult to reach, it’s not you, it’s me!!

Studying p2 electric boogaloo

It’s study time✨

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😭😭💛💛

Made a kitty

Bucket of thai iced tea to fuel my Friday deep clean

rot in hell avocado that ripened too quickly

Mood today. Pray that people stay tf out of my way for the rest of the day so I can do what I need to do in peace.

… Yeah fuck it okay I’ll start working on my pathway to becoming an FNP next month. Why not? Dr. Beth here we come

One day I’m gonna be able to be upright without being nauseous and move without my heart racing and the room getting spinny/undulating and it’ll be all over for you hoes.

Finally posted a SFW audio script I've been sitting on for a second. Eheh... Anyway! Enjoy. 💛 www.reddit.com/user/HoneyLi...

Go give Ammi some love! She did such a good job with this NSFW script 💛

SPOIL THIS LOVELY GODDESS ON HER BIRTHDAY 💛💛💛💛

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK’S DAY MARGARET THATCHER REMAINS DEAD SAOR AN PHALAISTÍN AON ÉIRE TIOCFAIDH ÁR n-AM 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

I fuckin love dipping my bread in soup 🤤

Hi I gained 10 pounds back after losing what feels like way too much weight from being sick please celebrate me moving away from being what I would describe as “fascist thin”

Dark-haired gamer boys with ADHD wearing slutty little glasses That’s it that’s the post

A list of Beth-coded fictional characters that I'm sure @jerbear674.bsky.social would vouch for.

Me for the remainder of the weekend tbh youtu.be/lSsx0PC5yrk?...

Do y’all find yourselves heavily gravitating towards a different specific color every year? Cause I absolutely do and this is 2026’s color for me I guess. It’s on my perfumes, my nails, an important base for my hair color…

@jerbear674.bsky.social LIMITS WOMEN’S TREATS AND DOESN’T SHARE HIS TIRAMISU CUPS WITH WOMEN DURING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH AND TREAT-SHAMES WOMEN AND IS NOT AN ALLY TO WOMEN

Organized and downsized the perfume/body spray collection. Ya girl is a very happy sweet gourmand girlie rn

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LET THEM BE IN LESBIANS TOGETHER PLEEEEEAAASSSEEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED FRUITY FRANCESCA TO LIVE HER BEST LIFE

why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here

Next read is The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss! I know pretty much nothing about it going in (as I prefer) but so far so good at chapter 2!

Was a woman in STEM today

My cat sleeps all of the time because he’s exhausted from all of the emotions I make him support

○ Pronouns: She/Her ○ Height: 5'5 ○ Zodiac: Leo ♌️ ○ Smoke: Like once every 5 years at Thanksgiving ○ Tattoos: 2 ○ Piercings: Nose, ears, considering more ears and septum ○ Fav Color: Yellow 💛 ○ Fav Drink: Thai Iced Tea or La Croix SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Just remembered I can post whatever I want and it genuinely won’t fucking matter