All the better to show off the snazzy tan slacks and loafers.

I hope this professor sues the school so fucking hard they have to change the name of it to Texas S&M

Shocker: Rich people do estate planning

"You foolishly left a book open, you silly second-year philosophy student. You know the one, Denise—The Communist Manifesto. This masterwork has lifted the veil of ignorance from my eyes."

If you can't easily find yourself on the CDC's high-risk list and you want your routine COVID shot, you qualify under physical inactivity. Unless you are actively training for a pro-sport, tell your doctor that's your high-risk category and make them prove you wrong. www.cdc.gov/covid/risk-f...

The biggest surprise: Sirhan Sirhan was unvaccinated.