Am I allowed to buy lunch today at the local Chinese spot?

I’m actually happy today was a good day at work so I can finally have a drink because the last thing I need after a long day is a drink. I don’t need my brain associating bad days with alcohol.

Anyway, I’m traumatized. I saw someone have a seizure yesterday. The person in question was a one-year-old baby. I’ve never seen someone have a seizure you before.

I forget I have this platform for random thoughts that no one else’s cares about. Like my feelings on smoke detector placements.

I’m a first born. Of course, I found out the bad news along with everyone else but I have to be level headed one while everyone loses their shit.

My favorite hour

Ain’t cracking a smile for none of these bitches.

Thorough as fuck, don’t need ya bitch ass.

I’m really gon’ trip bout bae.

Blunt o’clock.

I swear I’d be at peace if it wasn’t for you. Only want ya love if it’s solid. If it’s fuck me, then it’s fuck you.

I may be younger, but I look after you.

They called me weak like I’m not just somebody’s daughter.

I could’ve guessed this 🫠

Six more weeks of winter

I’m pregaming before I go skating. I’m hitting 2 sessions tonight. I’m going late though so 10-3a, I’ll be skating.

Brain Cells or Sparring w/ Noname

What’s your favorite song by Chance The Rapper?

Imma bring it way back and say July (Summertime). I’m talking about the original version without D**ke.

Everything on that Twenty88 album lmaooo

What’s your favorite song by Jhene Aiko?

I have a theory on fentanyl.

Imagine coming at my crazy behind your man and yall both get beat tf up.

This Hello Kitty game looks kinda cute but if I have to be Hello Kitty, I’ma want my $40 back.

All I want is the GameCube version of Harvest Moon on the Switch. #BlackGamerSky

Soul-gazing and chill?

Starting today, if you @ me while white, you’re getting blocked. If you don’t have a picture of yourself as your icon, you’re getting blocked. If I have to think too hard about whether you’re black or not, you’re getting blocked.

I was actually gonna book a flight for today to go to DCA a few weeks ago.

My coworker was work on Wednesday, called out with pneumonia Thursday and was at work today.

THAT PART 🗣️

I would hit my weight goal last year if I hit my protein goal. But I don’t so I just keep getting more toned 😂

Nothing I write on here is up for debate. Take that shit to somebody else’s page.

I’m only 105 right now so just know I’m gonna be so fucking obnoxious. Crowning myself Queen of the thick bitches.

Conservative regular girl that will beat a bitch ass

If you’re not American, shut the fuck up about America. Like???

Craziest thing about time zones is that plane crashed while people on the West Coast were getting ready for bed, whole time people on the East Coast gonna wake up to find out that a plane crashed.

If you never flown into DC, that you won’t know how scary landing at DCA is. Right before you land you go over the river and it literally looks like you’re about to crash into the highway and then there’s more water and then you’re landing. Those people were probably already scared.

As a teacher it is not my job to diagnose your child with autism even if I know what autism looks like from 6 miles away. It is my job, however, to suggest that you take your child to get evaluated by someone that can diagnose them with autism.

Virgos are the epitome of if you make enough character promises on yourself frequently people will start to believe you. Them motherfuckers lack common sense.

That helicopter flew straight into that plane so I’m really confused as to why American Airlines is being blamed as if they weren’t hit from behind?

I think the saddest part about this is the fact that he wasn’t on the helicopter.

Who the fuck was on that helicopter and who the fuck was on that plane?

You should because the helicopter actually crashed into the plane.

Bad Religion Swim Good

No Bonnie and then like a six-way tie for the #2 slot.

Your Girlfriend’s Best Friend