I hate when people use “I just had a baby” as an excuse when doing business. Bitch who told your stupid ass to have kids in this economy anyway!? Don’t pmo 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒😒😒

I’m tired of baby showers. Where the weddings at!?

I got my raise 🤩🤑🥳

Of course Twitter is down and I’m trying to bother somebody lol

Watching this true crime episode of a lady that was unalived because she gave this cheating man an STD 🫪🫪🫪🫪

“For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.” - Romans 6:23

Spotted: A cutie headed to a concert 🥳✨

I tried to watch these new reality dating shows but they are piss poor compared to the VH1/MTV times. Y’all can have Love Island, Love Cabin, Love is Blind etc that shit weak lol

Somebody stupid ass got stuck on the flooded freeway in a hellcat challenger. Gotdammit!!!!!!! 🤣💀

Happy birthday to yo fineeee ass 😍😍😍😍 @unproblematicaj.bsky.social 🥳🎊🎁🎈🍾🎉🎂🎈

How do you find out who an iCloud email account belongs to??? FaceTiming me out of nowhere is diabolical 😂

That fat South African bastard really put a limit on tweets unless you’re a verified account 😂😂

A music thread. open.spotify.com/track/1tL5a9...

You should let me love you…….

A 3 month drought is crazy. I don’t like abstinence for me personally

It’s definitely my, MBDTF shirt! 2010.

I’m so glad I went to Japan before everybody else did. I can’t even imagine how much y’all changed the dynamic with this influencer and streamer shit smfh

Megan lost Klay because she put an innocent man in jail. God don’t like that ugly shii 🫤

At this point I have to press charges. 4 false CPS calls in 2 years basically means you trying to put me in jail. So I gotta get to you first!!!!

They got group chats here now too lol

I remember when I first found out my ex husband cheated this bitch gone take me to resort. Bitch I want to kill you actually wtf

They’re on TikTok telling men they’re broke for not dating single mothers 😂

When people are under political psychosis <<<<<<<<<<

I wanted to try the new strawberry watermelon refresher at McDonald’s but when I asked for no ice the lady said it won’t be filled all the way to the top so I pulled off lmao

Co-parenting is hard only when one party won’t accept the separation. Bitterness is so lame I thought that was for elderly people not middle aged people

Young hearts, to yourself be true Don’t be no fool when love really don’t love youuuuuu 🎵🎼🎶

How about I spent 3 hours just now preparing all the pleadings for our trial this Friday just for the defendant’s counsel to give us a settlement offer?????? Bitch!!!!!!! 🥲

AI graduation pictures is just another level of loserdom we’ve reached on these social media apps.

“Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old, he will not depart from it.” Proverbs 22:6

I was JUST talking about how I don’t wanna spend money on lunch today and Chick-fil-A just sent me a free jalapeño ranch club sandwich and frosted lemonade like come on 😩😩😩🩷🩷🩷🩷

I almost asked someone where they got their sandals from. Whole time I can just reverse google search. I forget all the time

This white lady with this black man and his kids just tried to grab this little girl’s hand while she was clearly holding her brother’s hand. Little girl snatched her shit away so quick and grabbed her brother’s hand again 🤣🤣💀

Cheyenne Bryant was really playing in folks face about having a DOCTORATE and niggas acting like it’s not a big deal 😭

Women that want to have a boy instead of a girl all act the same lmao

Housen Ryofu & Shiryuu Chou-un were my favorites. I haven't watched Ikki Tousen in a minute

I wanna go to a con dressed as an Ikki Tousen character and see how freaked out y’all really are!!!

We can do both…meet in the middle; dance all night….

I wonder what happened to all the scandalous accounts on here. It’s so many “deleted accounts” in my DMs lmao

Black people need to stop stuffing crabs and salmon and stuff some bell peppers and cabbages or sum 😂

I hate parents who complain about parenting. Shouldn’t have had the damn kids stfu bro

I got 9000+ steps today and it’s not even 5pm yet lol

My attorney went to lunch and works from home the rest of the day. You know what that means 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

My attorney loves working from home when it’s just me here lol

Happy Friday 🥰

like i don't get it how my birth affect you negatively like this??

I love my life 🥰🥹💕

All you have to do is exist and it’s going to make some people mad. And that’s okay 🙂