Figured out why I love coffee so much. It's because I love being woke.

The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.

Quote with the last 4 games you played. #ITLOnline2026 (x4)

When u drive 6+ hours to play on da new cab model and get owned irl

Woke ass office

Someone threw up by the sdvx cab and valid reaction to playing that tbh

Is the site back? Can I post about Moon Child again?

I got clocked today at work, how am I supposed to mask in these conditions

I dropped my water jug and it cracked and now I'm sad

Jumping through 12 hoops at work to do a project with like 4 hours of billable time today (Not worth the effort). It gets worse the more I look at it

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Ace Combat 8 could fix me.

Should've done an lobotomy archi with whitenight suppression goal for Easter. Oh well maybe next yeat

consider me in early access the way I won't come out

I got the panda express April fools fortune a day early.

I am a メンタンピンドラドラ! Which DDR song are you? #sanbaiicecream #3icecream #whichddrsongareyou #3icecream_AF2026 3icecream.com/ddr_quiz?sh=...

[]dentity challenge charts are public now? Buddy, I've been having an identity challenge for years

Foot God. Felt I did too well on possession so I ran it back just to get blown up in the fuck tornado again.

Goodbye Osaka.

I played 4 bowls worth of DDR Doubles and all I got was some hot dude.

There's a bat in the office.

Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini

It's okay. The real Mistakes on the Lake are the Friends on the Lake we made along the way.

The Yetee is reselling one of their best designs to raise money for the Transgender Law Center. Go support a good cause and get an awesome shirt. TRANS RIGHTS

really enjoying finishing two multiplayer campaign games each on the first session back after I forced a big hiatus by going to Japan. lol lmao

Yeah.

Oh cool they turned the solar flare light on again for no reason

*Crowd boos*

It begins.

I think I'm really going to miss bidets.

Not to get political or whatever, but beer

guess who is hungover lmao

Life can be very cool sometimes. Glad to have that reminder.

did you know theres a #cow in #mariokartworld ?

fart

I'm seeing mili in 2 weeks, holy fuck

Where the dragon??

My ass was not ready for heated toilet seats

Packing

Why did no one in my Mormon ass office make coffee yet???

Live now! twitch.tv/go1den

The office right wing conspiracy guy is spewing contradictions again