>> wake up >> log onto internet >> scream

I miss when everyone wore masks when they were feeling sick or just because it's common courtesy

>> wake up >> log onto internet >> scream

checked two things off my to do list today, please clap

I think che (vietnamese sweet chilled coconut milk based desserts) would be soooo popular in the us

trust me I'm an expert* in basically every field *According to my spam emails

Hi everyone, get your university libraries to buy this book! Then you can check out my chapter on “Resisting Cringe(Worthy) Linguistic Film Stereotypes in Everyday Talk” for free, through your library, along with all the other great chapters on cringe humor!

lifting weights is sooooo good for my brain and I love being able to lock in in the summer

Linguist pals! (Esp conversation analysts and those of you who do internet interaction) do you know of any recent papers on synchronous group chat interaction? Strategies for turn taking and the like. Please boost your own work too! I'm working on a project!

lost my rear cycling light so now taking suggestions for one that can clip onto a saddle bag!

y'all don't even know how annoying I am on Instagram about it ☺️

love to do references for my research assistants, they're great, please hire them

I do really love talking about aapinh history and I love Asian Americana and I love my asian american political identity and I love May because I love being loud about aapinh in america

other people's cats: good, calm my cat: crawling into my upper kitchen cabinets to sit on my plates 🫠

anyway as a mixed race asian person I would suggest people not randomly call someone any term related to their racial makeup without being really (really really really) sure that's a term they like and use for themselves

it has taken me 1.5 years to knit 5 inches of this hat but now that that's done I'm breezing through this

how does one go about offering to review books? I've done one and really enjoyed it and would like to do more

superpower I want is the one that stops me from developing migraines when the pressure changes outside

If "Instructure" is paying a ransom, they are paying it out of company profits, which come from institutional IT budgets, which come from student tuition. Students are paying to ransom their own data. This is an extractive, predatory system. Bin it, start over. www.bbc.com/news/article...

omg wish I had seen this six months ago before flight prices skyrocketed 😭

why are there articles coming out today that are like "people should be able to sell their own organs" PEOPLE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SELL THEIR ORGANS OR BLOOD TO MAKE ENDS MEET

year 3 of TT ✅

you just keep getting added to more slacks until you die

gonna see if I can get my class in the fall into wikipedia gacha as a substitute for blind boxes

no met gala commentary from me this year folks it's all too hunger games

one of the funniest things about having two immigrant parents is that I think there's a large amount of american culture I just completely do not have access to

y'all are really into star wars huh

Microsoft : I am BEGGING you please remake a functional email client I cannot search my emails because the search bar is broken and I'm STILL not able to see my most recent drafts

my students saying that they're so happy to have been in my lab, that they're sad it's over, that they made lifetime friends!!! definitely I'm the lucky one to get to facilitate that

cyanotypes were a success!

cyanotype and tie dye day in lab the celebrate our graduates 💥🎉

this is so good and also the santa cruz method mention made my heart feel (!!!)

a grad and undergrad both said my office "has good vibes"

can people buy Google scholar ads or is Google just randomly pushing people into my inbox

today marks 51 years since the fall of Saigon / end of the Vietnam war / reunification day and what the US did in Southeast Asia remains to this day war crimes

teaching my little section on sign language linguistics and still found the time to talk about how we regularly deprive deaf and hard of hearing kids of any access to language, which is a longstanding human rights issue we do not talk about nearly enough

saying "the bicycle" in response to the technology I think can change the world the most instead of "ai"

Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.

Anyone willing to try an online experiment for one of my students? She’s investigating listeners’ ability to discern a real human voice from a deep fake synthetic voice: 🧠💬 uky.az1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

this is so bad

I had to write a whole new email because I made the mistake of thinking Outlook would save my draft

hey Microsoft why are my outlook drafts all from 3 months ago and not my drafts from 2 minutes ago??

I'll be guest editing a special collection on ecological and/or multimodal tools in language science (broadly construed). I'm looking for scholars to invite. Please reply or DM with your work or recommendations. I'd appreciate it if you could share it with your networks. Thank you!

if the weather holds I can go exchange my books at the library 😇

paper out, hope it's useful doi.org/10.1017/S009... #linguistics

My take on the conspiracy theories literature is that we tend to be too focused on the (IMO more minor) parts of the process that allow us to attribute blame to the ppl for, essentially, being deliberately ignorant. Instead, I think we need to accept that conspiracies can feel logical & coherent.

community bike shop with commuter focused stuff & gear & also free maintenance and safety classes & cycling advocacy work

me and my 48 oz water bottle against the world

if you wanna do your 19 mph group ride go in the roads out of town, don't do it on the shared path🫩 relatedly, wave to the little kid cyclists the same way you do to adult cyclists!!

Please share with colleagues: The new Psychonomics journal, Individual Differences in Cognition, is accepting submissions! Please send us your empirical, measurement, & stats-methods research in all areas of cognition, including lab, daily-life, & applied work. www.psychonomic.org/general/cust...