i have triples of the nova, and a beautiful wife, but she's dying

should i make him orange again

Women would rather play warframe than buy a bedframe smdh

im always saying this

people of ebay you must hand over your grandpa's computer at a price of $50 or less end this farce!!

somehow FNAF went from "sleep paralysis nightmare for people with jobs" to "hunted by hot furries for fans of coraline"

when i'm at home vs when i'm outside

putting a guy under my stairs like one of those victorian turnspit dogs

Bitches be talkin about caramel, tiramisu, macaroon, we get it you're gay and you watch anime

Our people must pay the price for other countries not buying products that we aren't making with the money that we aren't giving them to make products for us to buy

Adrian Everett, HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE YOUR LOCATION FEES OBLITERATED MY BUSINESS.

going to the lesbianic museum to hit a nice bird who will break me in half

game of thrones themed wedding like "marriage is coming; beware the wife walkers"

Peppina and the Magical Tower of Pizza. ペッピーナと不思議なピザの塔. 1996

i don't think a single game has ever made me crash out more than nubby's number factory. it's fascinatingly infuriating. i am addicted to getting angry at a ball with a face on it.

the number of times I've released my final nubby only for him to bounce once and perfectly thread the needle through seven pegs straight into fucking hell is infuriating

Why does every Rift of the NecroDancer screenshot look like this

sun tzu wrote a lot about using subterfuge and misinformation to ensure when you arrive at the battlefield youve already won. for this reason i have to give mad props to sea of thieves player p33master for responding to "ARE WE COOL" with "MAYBE", waiting a minute, and then blowing our whole shit up

<pushing worm girlfriend against the wall> i'd love to see her wiggle her way out of this one

HORSE IS MISSING 😨 SPONGE IS MISSING 😰 but at least i got this cool lollypop 🍭😊

this horse 🐎 LOVES 💖 bad news 👎

when a roguelike dev plays their own game

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

everybody we gotta stop posting for favs and cheap approval and start posting for our love of bluesky and their board of directors

pills turn me into a freaking bird. call that nestrogen

see a man in america wearing a red hat and he turns around and im like phew, he's merely a member of the budweiser fishing team

planes that come back like

DR. MELFI (WOKELY): Tony, it is *not gay* to have sex with a transgender woman. TONY, FALLING INTO A RELAXED, INQUISITIVE POSTURE: "Huh. Even if—y'know—there's a little bit of tugging involved?"

i was sleepin on this guy's twitter account, but i had to leave so he could go to work