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Oh Ottawa! I love you but that was for sure roughing. Natural consequence. #PWHL

It will be a burgundy and blue CN Tower watching over Toronto tonight as the Tempo tip off their first regular season game in franchise history. 🙌 #WNBA

By 2029, literally every public institution in Ontario will be run by a single, unaccountable Doug Ford flunkie #onpoli

1. "But there's already a PWHL team in Toronto, two southwestern Ontario teams is too many" 40% of Canadians live in Ontario, most of them live in the southernmost tip. In terms of population density it makes sense to put teams where people are...

Why you are wrong about PWHL Hamilton (if indeed there is to be a PWHL Hamilton) as someone who lives here, a thread

Yay!! Oh this was so stressful!!

I don’t think I will ever stop getting a little sad every time a power play happens now. Bring back the Tiger!! #pwhl

So sick of the Aero ad! #PWHL

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS!!

At my appointment today the provider was explaining to her new student why BMI is stupid! So then I got to recommend @maintenancephase.bsky.social

According to the leader of the official opposition, an industrial carbon tax that would cost oil companies 50 cents per barrel -- 50 CENTS -- is standing in the way of Canada becoming an energy superpower. How stupid does he think his voters are?

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I have still not yet lived the true Canadian nerd dream and received the long form census.

This city never fails to break my heart

CAPTAIN CLUTCH Marie-Philip Poulin strikes in triple overtime for @victoire-lphf.bsky.social, tying the series 1-1!

for the third season in a row, game two of the pwhl semifinal series involving the montreal victoire goes to triple overtime

“…And Sisyphus passes to Sissyphus. Shot by Sisyphus and STOPPED by Sissyphus!” #PWHL

marie-philip poulin thank you for delivering us from the hell of triple overtime #pwhl

YESSS!! Happy Birthday Laura Stacey!

The Tulip Festival marks the special bond between the Netherlands & Ottawa, which gave sanctuary to the Dutch royal family during WWII - and honours all Canadian soldiers who fought to liberate Holland from the Nazis. Each year, the Netherlands ships thousands of beautiful tulips to Ottawa.

My thanks to Margriet Vonno, Ambassador of the Netherlands, and all the embassy staff, who hosted a beautiful reception tonight, marking King’s Day, the Liberation Day of the Netherlands by Canadian Forces, and the start of Ottawa’s annual Tulip Festival. #yow #Ottawa #Netherlands

Wow. What a terrible coach!

Anybody have suggestions for gluten-free vegetarian meals that freeze well? (9 months of food aversions mean I no longer remember what food I like).

This game is exhausting!!

"you better embrace Ai or get left behi-" FINE, LEAVE MY ASS BEHIND, GO

Yes! Got my census login today!

Have seen this cycle a lot of times: Paper promotes the benefits of AI in education, paper is hyped in media/LinkedIn/in AI circles. Paper is retracted as bullshit months later www.404media.co/nature-retra...

Ok I DO like coaching roller derby! Glad I took the risk! Does anyone have a paper template they use for running lines? I want it to have each line and to track penalties and number of times someone sat.

12 years of derby and this is the first time I’ve seen a broken nose from getting kicked by a skate!

THANK YOU. I’m so tired of all the judgey scolding around UPFs when no one can tell you definitively what the term even MEANS.

Everytime I hear about something going on in MRDA roller derby it validates my decision to not pay attention to MRDA derby.

chatbots seem built for dudes who think the stripper actually likes them

Officially done and my brain still doesn’t understand!

My brain is only just starting to understand that after tomorrow I don’t have to go to work for an entire year.

That sounds like a very serious medical issue

Here’s your weekly PWHL attendance check in: • 42,887: new single-day attendance record set across Saturday’s final four games • 10,214: average attendance in April, a new record • 1,116,497: total regular season attendance, for an average of 9,304

Do Americans realize that gas is more expensive literally everywhere else in the industrialized world?

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Ya’ll need to leave our little lovely Charge logo alone. It has grown on us and we love it over here on this side of the internet. Go back to your crying Sens corner & leave us alone. Thanks. Bye.

Who will come out on top? 👀 Qui l’emportera?

Heaven forbid your tiny singing boss gives you the instruction “I only want to see you dancing in the purple rain.” It has, by my count, at least six potential meanings.

Did you know if you have a kid in Ontario you don’t need to display a gender marker on their birth certificate? Cool!

No

This is illiberal

They can bring back Blockbuster and VHS, but it will not make you a teenager hanging out with your friends on a Friday night again, without having to worry about how to pay your rent or whether you're about to get laid off or if that persistent ache is just age or something more serious.

Wow, once again Ottawa is taking it to the very last game of the season!

Really feeling for any Tempo players from warm places who arrived in Toronto this week for training camp! It freaking snowed on Sunday!

New from me at TVO, on the whole jet thing: www.tvo.org/article/anal...

PWHL attendance check in: • one million fans this season were achieved in 46 fewer games than needed to reach the league’s first million fans • through 112 games, attendance stands at 1,036,782 for an average of 9,257 fans per game • 28% increase over last season+playoffs