just got an ad of my own fucking wedding

he totally could have though, if he had wanted to

> be public benefit corporation > use crypto vc money to make a hellsite How does this benefit the public, again?

bbc.com/news/article... northernlion superspreader cruise would go so hard

First time in my life I see of someone on the internet implying that Agile does actually work

type skeet

Being open about watching anime at all would get you weird looks as recently as 2018

I'm yet to take this for a spin, but potentially huge news for the employed

i literally feel 10 years younger after loading into this new version of cache thank mr valve for bringing 2016 back

And you may find yourself Gestating in a large glass tube

Holy shit there's a new Boards of Canada album coming!?!!?

In Woke 2 we're going to legalize nuclear bombs [vine boom sound effect (bassboosted) can be heard echoing in the distance]

there are two buttons in front of you if you press the red one, a trolley will plough through a 1000 person orgy, if you press the blue one, a sentient AI will take away your mouth and make you want to scream

Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)

Apparently somebody did try to do it

i really wish somebody did it

Oooh, battletech! Lemme see if I can identify all the mechs as someone who has only played the videogames. Center - Assassin and ? Clockwise from the bottom: Bushwacker Raven and ? Commando Mad Cat with no LRMs?? Challenge failed

Feeling kinda trolled by Valve teasing de_cache is gonna hit Counter-Strike 2 the same day I'm moving to a different country

💀my Pixel 7a's back cover has come undone at the bottom edge That's a very bruh moment in time to have to potentially splurge on a new phone

'S' in Leon S. Kennedy surely stands for Sexyman

The discussions about teaching non-techies about PDSes are very funny, if you remember the snark everyone had towards the stupid hostile Mastodon, that forced users to learn equivalent concept up front

fell to my knees at walmart www.hltv.org/news/44399/f...

I couldn't access bsky for most of yesterday, therefore I was being silenced. This wasn't a ddos, this was a personal attack against me, the smartest baby of 1997

pog

finally, the good youtube recomendation

What percentage of people training for Marathon have last year's mouse model.

A acronym made up of first letters of various usernames I used as a teen. No, I will not be expanding on this.

Why is there a text post by Bryan "wannabe vampire" Johnson in my youtube feed?

How do people become fans of sports teams? Like you're a fan of the brand owned by some rich fucks?, the entity that pays the players' salaries? That makes absolutely no sense to me. If you want to be a fan of something, be a fan of a human being that just happens to play for that team!

Hot take: blocking should only prevent the blocked from seeing your posts after the block, with previous posts remaining visible.

Did Trump fail to open up the strait, and decided to do the "you aren't blocking Hormuz, I'm locking Hormuz" primary school strat?

The bookmarked skeet list is so well hidden, I am yet to revisit any one of however many I have marked by now. Why not put it at the bottom bar, replacing the "go to my profile" button that's for some reason escaped the sidebar?

If you think about it, isn't it kinda weird that individual people get taxed on revenue before expenses?

Mmmm yes, impeaching a very obviously corrupt president will distract from their focus on corruption That's literally the type of messaging Russian president Medvedev had in 2008-2010. Pretending to combat corruption, while saying shit like "it shouldn't be just about the government"

It's weird to have consistent morals, smol beans are allowed to lie? Even if they have learned the lesson, the case of NMS is still an important cautionary tale for consumers, and the fact that it is neither a rugpull, nor a ketamine addicted CEO creating value for shareholders only makes it more so

Yeah sure, it is weird to remember stuff, so let's allow corporations to lie. AGI has been achieved internally, cigarettes are good for you, leaded gasoline has no public health implications, and global warming is not real.

Why do you think it's weird to not be forgetful about molyneuxing, marketing a game on literal lies? Sure, years down the line many of the promised features were implemented, but NMS and Cyberpunk weren't even EA titles, the latter being a straight up AAA game.

And what I mean by that is I really want STS to have like six or seven acts so I'd have the time to enjoy a broken deck after oneshotting act three boss

Maternity wards are a valid military target, because people born there may eventually join the military we're fighting so it's not a war crime if we bomb one - USA authorities, tomorrow, not unlikely

i pray my deck get thin as the eiffel tower so i can slay the spire for seventy-two hours

I yearn to be that ignorant.

No. This does happen because you didn't go out of your way to follow any Japanese feeds. Lots of people forget that bsky doesn't really have much of an algorithm (that's a good thing btw)

Slay the spire 2 has meta regression. Unlocking epochs means lowering chances of getting any particular card, relic, or potion. That's on top of the negatives from ascensions.

ATTENTION BRANDS!! the Lily Alexandre youtube channel is seeking an official seltzer sponsor. we’d prefer a fancy brand that has flavours like “orange vanilla” and “mangosteen” and costs $4 a can. please retweet to share this with high-end seltzer brands in your circles

transitioning to a number station

Change ratings to be two dimensional you cowards

The reason bsky is dying is that copy pasting images into the composer has stopped working on firefox android for some reason

the social network must become smaller To that end I will be intentionally post unfunny bits that nobody will be compelled to like