Go ahead, Google. Keep putting that AI shit where I'm going to accidentally activate it. I would love that

Are there any neighborhood sousveillance projects, eg. Ring camera mapping?

Napoleon Hill's Country

It's the second quarter of the 21st century and I still have to manually restart the Windows print spooler

RIP

Missing my weird little goofball with the hypoplastic cerebellum tonight. Hard to believe she's been gone for 11 years

Sorry can't talk. Moral panic attack

Missing my weird little goofball with the hypoplastic cerebellum tonight. Hard to believe she's been gone for 11 years

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Which one is this now?

Dong VR

Mitch McConnell looks like he's almost completely saponified

Those who play act their dream of being a skull should be granted their wish

I'm in a lot of pain so I'm sort of posting through it. Apologies if it's annoying and perfunctory

[citation needed] "If we could get the average American because they feel healthy, they're vital, they're strong, they've agency over their future..." We should have known by the way that Trump operates that we were going to end up saddled with *both* Fetterman *and* Oz in the end

Nick: "You call that cover?" Bob: "I've only got two hands!"

We've come a long way, baby

Maybe when Fetterman eventually shuffles off onto the ice of Lake Erie in exile, he can take Gov. Josh with him on piggyback. Fucking losers

[me on the beach at Little St. James, megaphone in one hand and leash in the other] HEY! ANYONE WANNA FUCK THE PHILIP K. DICK SEXBOT??

I think they should put Rufo to better use. Like maybe for testing SawStop brakes instead of wasting perfectly good hot dogs

Cruising towards a bruising crash Thread-held anvil's gonna break When the letter returns to the sender I can't hardly wait

OK so it was purportedly apple cider vinegar. New question: why apple cider vinegar? Was he attempting to perform some folk magic cure?

Have they identified the liquid yet?

Ong's Hat Road mentioned on Wake and Bake on @wfmu.bsky.social just a minute ago

Me? The maniac psycho?

Cruising towards a bruising crash Thread-held anvil's gonna break When the letter returns to the sender I can't hardly wait

Gonna make sure everybody's gonna get what they deserve

I am not doing well

What was the context around this 10 second clip? I looked a little but only saw jokes and that's fine. But what was he doing? Was it a bit?

Imagine how great it must feel to make Trump flip you off and mouth "fuck you"

I see that they have followed the coffin texts and the Opening of the Mouth Ceremony is complete

a picture of the device

Bermuda Triangle - Board Game (1970s) TV Commercial : 31s

A cigarette burns in the ashtray

I told him about the time when the CIA planned to simulate the second coming of Christ over Cuba, and reminded him that during the Vietnam war a device called the Mitralux was used to project pictures of local gods onto the clouds. (1988)

Trump has substantially more faith in the Democrats than I do

Throwing a little girl into a lake

My birthday wish is gonna violate the TOS worse than usual this year

Just got back from seeing the Surrealism exhibit at the Ph'Art Museum, an early birthday present from my wife. Can't stop spontaneously weeping so I guess I gotta figure that out now

Working for the black gas

Here we go! Now until 6:00 pm ET on Christmas Day! 103.3 FM : listen.wprb.com #wprbxmas

Gave myself a haircut so I can pretend that I'm not an incredibly depressed person for a short while

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also since no one is paying attention to me here, last weekend i took a bunch of psylium husk to try to poop before my boyfriend visited and it didn't work and then i had to hold in my farts until he was in REM sleep. and i feel like a navy seal couldn't have done what i did

So that's how he escaped Winona's giant breasts and libido

They're going to blame AI for the heavy redactions

Dude