チェキまとめる封筒に落書き有りを混ぜ混ぜしました

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in 2003, college kids only cared about "Slayer on Blood Gulch" – in 2025, they only care about "Slobbing on Girl Bulge". how the times change…

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ういろうちゃん２話のお衣装です

if you were wondering, here are all the english words that is a different word backwards: FLOW – WOLF STAR – RATS PLUG – GULP SERIF – FIRES LAMINA – ANIMAL REPAID – DIAPER PUPILS – SLIP-UP GATEMAN – NAMETAG STRESSED – DESSERTS now you know! cheers

in like 2010 i played a visual novel called "devil on the g string" ("g-senjou no maou") centered around figure skating. that is where i learned about how the first skater to ever do a quadruple axel in competition was the female japanese skater miki ando (this is to say: idk why i remember this)

驚き＋照れ　勇花

表紙の元絵

調辺リサ＆パロ

the other day me and my girlfriend had made plans to voice chat but i ran really late because i was cooking for myself so instead of joining the call i sent her a photo of some onions i'd diced with the caption "chop an onion style". if you were wondering how much of a catch i am.

Nikon N60 | Portra 160 #filmphotography

my gf: i'm worried you're spending too much time alone talking to LLMs… can't you go out and talk to people instead me: Here's why you're wrong—and everything's fine: • There's nothing dangerous about reading text • Many people outside carry diseases (risk of illness) • Some philosophers claim th

me when i'm respecting women

tbh i'm a bit miffed at the homebrew package manager corporation for making homebrew IMMEDIATELY break as soon as your macos version is past EOL!! i don't think it should do that! lowkey

This woman threw her duvet out in the summer because it was leaking feathers everywhere—but now in autumn she's realized she gets too cold to sleep without it. Scientists say she is the dumbest Learn more…

Street Racer Witch

今日の挙動 #イラスト #illust #東方 #touhou #博麗霊夢 #reimu

Pigtails

the wordless 1 second friendly smile is the bro nod for women

今日の光いいね

she feels a bit self-conscious

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i don't believe in sunspots and all that shit. i think the sun is just a perfectly even yellow ball

✌Kagami✌ #LuckyStar #らきすた

モスマンとギャル

ギャルとモスマン

tails, cream, amy and blaze

jesus christ i just went through some old youtube bookmarks i had saved, and i just found out that of the following ancient old-head vtubers that started their channels like 7 years ago: 1. kizuna ai 2. siro channel 3. nekomiya hinata 4. tsukino mito 5. nekomasu they are ALL STILL CURRENTLY ACTIVE

that's right, i did add a custom command to my latex project to make it render in a square format, just for the sake of bluesky resizing. thank you for noticing

POV you have a big scary project you need to handle urgently and you're putting a massive effort into doing something completely irrelevant

i feel like a total mark for being so impressed by this, but wow, LLMs (in my case claude™) can really help you work out problems huh? i've yet to run into an issue where asking "hey do you have suggestions for how i could do this better" hasn't resulted in SOME kind of helpful advice

Apex predator 🐻

i write elaborate alt text for ALL my image posts and YET no girl has seen fit to make out with me for it. total bs

when you're trying to hang out but you're a touch-starved lesbian

i've considered going back to X, the Everything App just for the sake of not ending up socially isolated, but thankfully this post reminded me of how awful X, the Everything App posts are to read now. it's like the 2018 "bluecheck telling a story" syndrome, times 10

i've been reading a bunch of yuri manga lately so i wanna see if i'm knowledgeable enough to give tips. reply with what kinda yuri manga you wanna read and i'll try to recommend something (note: it has to be yuri. it's basically the only thing i read. this is not a joke)

一年前の文字敷き詰め日記、異常な敷き詰め具合だけど好き　読んでくれた方ありがとう

you might think i'm a lesbian, but i'm actually bi! i'm pickier with men but i just love a guy who [i start describing a girl]

einstein invented special relativity as a way to increase the age gaps in twin yuri

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