Major #scriptshoutout to @ZackMorrison18 for his funny AF/realistic AF pilot LIVE FROM STUDIO 7C!! This excellent story takes us BTS on a late night show leading us in real time to opening curtain. We root for Zelda as she navigates her dream of one day making the writers room.

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

The news is out! LIVE FROM STUDIO 7C is one of 26 comedy pilots advancing to the semifinal round at Austin Film Festival’s screenwriting competition! It’s also in the running for the Nickelodeon TV Comedy Fellowship!

Live look at Miller and Hegseth during Trump’s Oval Office address:

It’s no wonder why we’re not seeing any sensible gun control. The GOP and NRA are so far up each others’ asses they’re all having prostate orgasms at the rallies.

BREAKING: Republican lawmakers call for Catholic priests to start carrying firearms. Says one GOP official: “Ignoring the Sixth Commandment is a small price to pay for 2nd Ammendment freedom.”

Can someone stash my student loans inside the Epstein files so everyone forgets about them? Thanks.

The new Adobe Premiere ad just dropped…

Please respect my privacy during the next… *checks watch* 12 HOURS!!! #Springsteen #Tracks2

I’m a few seats down from a father talking to his (10? year old) son about how “mentally ill” trans people & people with body dysmorphia are, and how men are superior. Kids deserve better. Hate is taught & learned. Everyone is entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Fuck Fox News and all it’s doing.

It’s so great coming out of a full day of film festival screenings to news that we’re at war with Iran. Super cool. I love living in major cities on days like this.

Biiiiig rejection tonight fam. It always sucks. But it also always comes with good news: there’s another chance out there. Keep going. We’re in an industry of NOs. Like Jed Bartlett famously said: “what’s next?”

The greatest film of all time finally has a 4K Blu Ray steelbook release…and it’s GLORIOUS!

Fave Star Trek character, wrong answers only

Screenwriter friends. Real talk: if I hosted a cabin writers retreat, with structured time for writers room table notes, free writing, and nightly activities… A. Would you be interested? 2. Not including travel, what would your desired all-in budget be? This is something I’ve always wanted to do!

Friends don’t let friends use ring lights. #FilmSky

Friends w/ recommended scripts on the Black List: #CanusaStreet has multiple 8's, but since only 1 came from a paid eval, BL hasn't recommended it yet. I'd LOVE the free hosting & "recommended writer" status, but continuing to pay feels wasteful. Should I keep trying? blcklst.com/projects/93837

Money can’t buy talent…

Discovering this a year later...but shoutout to @adriennetyler.bsky.social & @screenrant.bsky.social for covering my #AnyoneButYou film school lesson! screenrant.com/anyone-but-y...

Life update! Stoked to announce my new venture as Founder and CEO of the next great generative image program! It’s called #HIREAPHOTOGRAPHER! With the HIREAPHOTOGRAPHER app’s unique algorithm, we can create lifelike images faster, more accurately, and with higher quality than leading Generative AI.

“Keep your left wing views out of my music!!!” “Just shut up and entertain!!” “Keep your politics to yourself!” ~People who are about to scream the lyrics to a song about a struggling veteran who becomes disillusioned with the American dream in the wake of the Vietnam War.

Watching the crazy MAGA Springsteen fans compete in marathon mental gymnastics against each other to rationalize somehow missing the point of his entire body of work is my new favorite spectator sport.

Yet another writers room announced without a single lower level on staff. When are we going to stop doing this?

This #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth, it’s important that we continue to destigmatize anxiety & panic attacks. It could happen to any of us. It happens to all of us. Whether you’re feeling it now or felt it in the past (and living w/ the fear of it happening again), you’re not alone!

Francis: You traded the Pope Mobile for this? Leo: Nope, for a microphone. Francis: A microphone?!?! ...Ok I can see that.

I bet Pope Leo has a hot recipe for Italian Chopped Eucharist!

Chicago Pope, only on NBC.

White smoke over the oil refineries in New Jersey means they’ve chosen a new Jon Bon Jovi.

This time last year, #CanusaStreet won LA Web Fest! Anyone want to watch our show?

I see your #Thunderbolts* but I raise you the 1994 subgenre of kids joining the major leagues…

Bummed to hear about Coverfly. #CanusaStreet’s 1% scores were a big part of how we were able to get financed.

Throwback to that one time I made @birbigs.bsky.social laugh!

Hahahaha did you really have to use both of Trump’s headshots?

I made 45 short films during college and grad school. Some were good. Most were not. But I learned something from all of them. My 46th short was the one that got me my first major industry award, my first meetings, & my first lit manager. Keep creating! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw6A...

This was SO MUCH FUN! #Zelda #Lego

It was a good Easter Sunday. Back to hell* tomorrow… *the insanity of trying to act like 2025, in any facet of life, is normal.

#LiveFromStudio7C had another Industry Download from @theblcklst.bsky.social! If you're into a haha-funny sitcom about the support staff that keeps a late night show from falling apart, all told in realtime with a "24" ticking clock, give my script a read yourself: blcklst.com/projects/148987

Creators! What are we out there shooting with? I’ve been using a Canon R5 for a while but looking to pick up a 2nd, possibly 3rd body.

Big shout out to @zackmorrison.bsky.social for his help on the first act of this feature. We may not always like getting notes, but implementing them is where the magic happens. #scriptsky

Get me to God’s country…

33 is really starting off great… 🏐

It was a good day!

Red carpet gig for #PaleyFest tonight!

Happy birthday to me! 33 feels like the year❤️

I went to one of the schools on the list, and while I love @theacademyusa.bsky.social’s efforts to support students, changing this at the expense of the integrity of Nicholls submissions does everyone a disservice. There shouldn’t be two classes of screenwriters. www.indiewire.com/news/general...

Sunday Sauce with #TraderJoes pizza crust. Took a cue from Abbott’s in Venice with some everything bagel seasoning on the crust.

The pilot episode of #CanusaStreet takes place in this library. It's a unique symbol of international partnership and brotherhood between neighbors. I think now's the time for someone to help me make the rest of my sitcom. Looks like we need it... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Someone’s a big Vols fan!

Channeling my Irish heritage today by having a Guinness and writing a sharply-worded email to my hometown’s board of education about their proposed cuts to music education. 🎷☘️💚