I'm doin my #Hedgewatch pawtrol... DESPITE MY HOOM'S RIDICULOUSNESS IN PUTTIN ME IN MY FLUTTERFLY COSTUME??!! *plots her death*

I miss Esther. And Scruff.

🌈 mother nature: i will not be canceling rainbows

Whatdya mean I'm bein lazy??! *glares at hoom* I'm doin my #Hedgewatch shift from a pawticular vantage point, if you must know

So... My hoom wouldn't wake up at 2am like asked. I then had NO CHOICE but find something to choke on. I found a piece of plastic, but she didn't hear me. Later, I tried to poop it out, but it got....sorry.....stuck. Went to the V.E.T, and a $500 surgery later...I pooped out an elastic band too.

Doin a #Hedgewatch shift, even tho they stole my beautiful floof!!?! *glares at hoom* It's your fault!!

The hoom went and left me AGAIN. For the whole day?! She said somethin bout #selfcare or some such nonsense. She says working with kids is exhausting. I don't know. I wasn't listening. Hooms are tiresome.

There's a ladybug pawty happening outside. #Hedgewatch

And...get this: THIS was after the hoom arrived home from work, and then went out AGAIN WITH GRANDMA... Leaving me home ALONE??!! *glares at hoom & plots her demise*

ARGHHH!! I CAUGHT A MOUSIE & THE HOOM....*gulps*...SHE....*sobs*...She....*cries harder*....SPRAYED ME WITH THE HOSE TIL I LET HIM GOOOO!! *collapses into tears* #Hedgewatch

Oooooo!! A halllleeeeeday!! LET'S GOOOOOOO!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions

Day 3 of the sciencey expurriment: prefurred jam in the prefurred side & nonprefurred jam in the nonprefurred side #Hedgewatch

Day 2 of the sciencey expurriment: all the jams are gone #Hedgewatch

Just snoopervisin the shrubs. #Hedgewatch

First science experiment observation: It's been 24 hours. The jams have been consumed rather equally. As to the enjoyment levels, that is unclear. #Hedgewatch

Bit of an expurriment goin on: Orioles, bumbles & hummingbirds use this feeder. They seem to prefur the left side, and grape jelly. But, what if there's apricot jelly on the left & grape jelly on the right? What will happen? Any predictions? #Hedgewatch

My hoom is an education worker, and today is her first day back at work for the school year. Good luck to all the education workers out there, and to the fur/fin/wing/scales/claw babies they're leaving alone at home. It's gonna be ok 💙

Oh, hello! #Hedgewatch Would you like to join me for dinner?

#Hedgewatch #SuperSeniorCatsClub #HWCafe

Lasagna is Spaghetti flavored Cake I love all Cake 😹😹

I mean, JUST LOOK AT ME!! #NurseyJinxy

Hoom is recovering from knee injections today. I'm obviously being nursey for her. See?! How hard I work, and how dedicated I am??! I need a raise!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions

*feeling not ready to say goodbye, she climbs the stage for one more song* #Nipfest2025

SOLO KARAOKE TIME!! 🎶Delilah, Delilah Oh my, oh my, oh my You're irresistible, ooh, ooh, ooh You make me smile when I'm just about to cry You bring me hope, you make me laugh, and I like it You get away with murder so innocent But when you throw a moody You're all claws and you bite🎶 #Nipfest2025

Next song... @flashtastic.bsky.social @kevinthekind.bsky.social 🎶My hoom-staff arrived Just the other day She came into the world in the usual way But there were birbs to catch & springs to bap She learned the job while I was away🎵 #Nipfest2025 #karaoke

🎵Now that I've lost everything to you You say you wanna start something new And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin' Baby, I'm grievin'🎶 @flashtastic.bsky.social @kevinthekind.bsky.social #Nipfest2025 #karaoke

*sets up on stage* Testing....testing 1....2... @flashtastic.bsky.social @kevinthekind.bsky.social #Nipfest2025 #karaoke

LET'S GOOOOO!! #Nipfest2025 #HWCafe

OOOHHH!!! THE BUFFET CONVEYOR RIDE!!! Hop on, furriends!! Ride it round & round!! #Nipfest2025

Morning floofy monsters! *hic* I've got...*checks her supplies*....food & drinks. Here's a menu #HWHideaway #Nipfest2025

*as night falls, Jinxy & Murray change into pj's* #Nipfest2025 @drfranb.bsky.social Anypaw else need a bed for the night? We got plenty of room!

Too wet?? *pulls out her flamethrower* I can help with that!! #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway

That oughta do it #Nipfest2025 #HWHideaway

*takes to the karaoke stage* 🎶I know you wanted me to stay But I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LA And I heard that there's a special place Where boys and girls can all be queens every single day🎵 Join in if you know the song! #Nipfest2025

Hey Murray!! You all set up? #Nipfest2025 @drfranb.bsky.social

Welcome, Nipfesters!! I'm here at the Hedgewatch Hideaway! We've lots of goodies & treats for ya! #Nipfest2025

I'll be there!! What could pawssibly go wrong?? 😹 ##Nipfest2025

*practices with @flashtastic.bsky.social for the karaoke tomorrow* ##Nipfest2025

Any furriends have musical requests for karaoke at #Nipfest2025? @flashtastic.bsky.social & I will be singing!!!

It's Sunday, so it's #protestsongkaraoke time! *clears her throat* 🎶Oh rise and show your power (Rise up rise up) We're dancing into the sun (Rise up rise up) It's time for celebration (Rise up rise up) Spirits time has come🎵 C'mon! Join in!

Happy #NationalBlackCatAppreciationDay to all my fellow voids!! 🐈‍⬛

Stormwatching with the hoom! #Hedgewatch We wish for everyone & every community get the blessed rain they need! 💖

For anypaw concerned about the birbs wellbeing, bein in the pool unsnoopervised... DON'T BE!! I'M RIGHT HERE!! #Hedgewatch

POOL PAWTY!! #Hedgewatch

ALL PAWS ON DECK!! #HotPinkLegalSolutions I'VE BEEN PAWBANDONED!! AGAIN!!

Out tryin to do my morning #Hedgewatch pawtrol, and frickin Robin won't stop harassing me. Every. Single. Day??!! Grrrrr quickshare.samsungcloud.com/tky9K6wzF38E

Made a new furriend on my #Hedgewatch pawtrol. His name is Fred. I love him.

Stormwatching on my #Hedgewatch pawtrol this afternoon.

Find me. Level: hard to impawssible #Hedgewatch

Excellent catting!!