i just b yappin

Slug

wher were u when it was #SlugDay

slugging around real style

if the goose is not valued it will leave

am finally going to be a true weeb

give a fish a bowl, and it swims for a day. teach a fish to bowl, and it rolls strikes for a lifetime.

cannot even reply to myself smh

you are a fucking idiot if you think taxing *** or his allies will be enough to cover this damage - i literally had to disable replies from non oomfs and quotes bc i keep attracting low IQ resist libs on main and i am not in the mood for it

fuck one of my dear friends from childhood just messaged me and said his boyfriend just died and he tried to do cpr to save him and i feel so fucking bad for him. cpr is so like... traumatic. you need to try to apply enough force where you're probably going to break someone's ribs

anyway i love all of you; i am feeling very emotional rn for some reason probably bc i am listening to music that is all sad

it'll never not piss me off to see americans say shit about "europeans can't tolerate heat" etc every time they have heat waves motherfucker like 85% of american homes have goddamn AC. i've literally *never* lived anywhere without it.

slug

trying something where I actually write about things I make, so if you are interested in the ways AppImages suck really bad and how AppHerder corrals them into something manageable aly.codes/blog/2026-06...

what should i even post about here. i already have two nsfw accounts and two regular accounts

learning that ppl use zyn to like lock in or as a stimulant is wild to me that shit straight up puts my ass to sleep sometimes

17 to like 50 euros is insane

yeah we gonna call u out by crucifying you in the town square and pelting you with rocks

come on pick up the post pick up the post

have they used modern translation before?

why are the replies off I want to hurl insults at you

#CallOutTuesday #CyberbullyWednesday

soggy

get out of my replies you dumb fucking chud

ana fell off fr

idk what I post so bad that people unfollow me on paizuri and drunk 😭 esp after all this time. I try to behave and mfers still hate me

feed me ! feed me !

sorry, I meant Nokia Taco Bell Labs

dont break my heart. my sluggin sluggin heart. i

it breaks my SLUG heart, how dare you break my slug heart

It breaks my heart when I see oomfs sad post in my post notifs

I_FUCK_SLUTS responded to your post: hang in there buddy, things get better

oomfs treat me like i am this

lolidefenseparty dot 67 dot gay is a freak who deserves what they have coming to them

what controversial shit should i slyly post about my oomfs on here

i should use this as an alt account atp

dm me if u want a trans gf and u have a rx8

This thread is just “yeah, here’s a lot of words of me saying I have absolutely no fucking idea what I’m talking about but I’m going to blame vibecoding” and the dumbest users on this site are eating it up bsky.app/profile/pook...

somedays i wanna throw myself off of a roof (i'm fine dw i'm just talking about stress)

not an endorsement of Dawkins in the slightest but this is maybe the funniest thing anybody has ever said

People opening Slug.moe on April 4th

I had the app password for a hot moment for a couple hours and reposted lots of Ayla’s cat pics

rip slug dot moe..what could've been an innocent cute sluggy system..was ruined by the hubris of like 2 people probably out of the 70 ppl with access