The House should be in Washington doing the work to reopen the government and make sure people’s insurance premiums don’t massively increase. I’m supporting changing the House rules to require us to be in five days a week during a shutdown. It’s simple: we don’t go home until our job is done.

I have a background in IT and educational administration. I’m still trying to figure out how I fixed anOD grinder with a 20 year old control system that was crashing on startup. Maybe it was that night I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

My US citizen Hispanic employees are afraid to come to work because they fear ICE will pick them up and not believe their birth certificate. Just because they are brown.

So if Tylenol creates autism we’re cool then with vaccines right? RIGHT???? RFK jr is insane, so it POTUS

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Second, it’s worth reading this excerpt from Frederick Douglass:

David Letterman on Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension: “You can’t go around firing somebody because you’re fearful, or because you’re trying to suck up to an authoritarian— a criminal—administration in the Oval Office.

Isn’t this a crime (on so many different levels?)

This was Jimmy Kimmels IG post the day of the shooting The billionaires who own most of the major networks are demanding he apologize to the Kirks and donate $$ to her and TPUSA Get ready for US state propaganda TV

Helping my 15 year old get her driver’s license is nothing compared to teaching two 20+ year olds how to drive a forklift.

Found a bunch of old legos at my parents and gave them to my 15 year old. “Dad, we can’t use these. There are no instructions.” I almost called DCFS on myself. Instructions?!? It’s called imagination. Tonight we’re building spaceships!

Sure my degree is in business and my background is IT and educational administration but need an auto loading lathe repaired and I’m your man!

How about an Executive Order that that a mass shooter/murderer’s name is legally changed to loser. First shooter: loser-1; second shooter: loser-2. Make it a crime to refer to them by their old name.

On my way to the urologist. If I die please do not look at the last couple of photos on my phone. LOL

@governor.ca.gov , have you ever thought of calling your plan MAGA - Mobilize Against Gerrymandering Abuse? Not that I should question the greatest governor of all time - sorry @jbpritzker.bsky.social. You will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for your actions!

The four worst people to live on planet earth (in no special order): - The inventor of Tupperware - Trump - Hitler - The inventor of the colonoscopy prep liquid

I miss Isaac Asimov….

Thunderstorms, 91° and no air in the shop. Yep, I’m bringing a change of clothes with me to work today.

I didn’t know that @stephencolbert.bsky.social was a guest writer for this week’s #SouthPark

I can’t turn off my brain. Need to sleep

I want a GOOD hot pretzel with cheese right now.

Woke up at 5:00 to get to work early. I think I’ll go downstairs and make breakfast.

I knew stocking up on copper seeds was a great idea.

With all the crap happening in the world lately I’m actually excited about the new Superman movie. Please don’t let it disappoint.

@govpritzker.illinois.gov and @governor.ca.gov , if it isn’t legal already please consider legislation allowing members of the National Guard to wear their uniforms to escort family members to/from immigration hearings.

Another reason to drive slowly in the burbs.

As I get older the world gets smaller. You can see the haze in Chicago from wildfires in Canada.

It is a beautiful day to be outside!

Never took communion while on 911 before….

I feel like a bad husband. We started dating 36 years ago and have been married for almost 28 years. I don’t know if she prefers her pizza cut into squares or triangles! 🍕

15 year old vs. pit bull.

Simone is watching me clean the refrigerator….

“Essentially, when you're infected with measles, your immune system abruptly forgets every pathogen it's ever encountered before – every cold, every bout of flu, every exposure to bacteria or viruses in the environment, every vaccination. The loss is near-total and permanent.” #measles

How will you know I won the lottery? Season tickets to the Blackhawks New windows at the house Someone other than me will put the groceries away

Why is my bed the most comfortable when my alarm goes off?

File impeachment articles that are just direct quotes from the Declaration of Independence

Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence 16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world" 17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent" 18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial" 19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"

Listening to my 14 year old (15th birthday is tomorrow) tell off the boyfriend that started out nice to her and then became a jerk. I feel so bad for her but at the same time I’m so proud of her.

HANES is exporting their products from their 350,000-square-foot El Salvador textile plant to the US. — you do not get to stand by and watch human rights violations. What’s next? Hanes using prisoners as their labor force? Return Garcia to America! #BOYCOTTHANES !

I’m 5’10” and 223 lbs and I’m in better shape than Trump.

Filed my tax returns. New options this year: - Direct deposit - Eggs - Used Tesla - Free airline ticket to El Salvador - Donate to DJT’s favorite charity

This duo rocks!

My parents went to dinner last night to celebrate their 55th. The couple next to them overheard them discussing it with their waitress and bought their meal. There is still good in this world.

Why did my 401(k) just get charged an overdraft fee? #tariff

These don’t do what I think they do.

Do you ever get the feeling that you died of Covid in 2020 and are just living in Purgatory?

I don’t know what to do. I’ve started watching the second episode of #HappyFace. Now I have to tell my wife. She’s going to see the “continue watching” pop up. Damn TV.

The one thing I can look forward to during the week is watching #ThePitt.

Game 7 of the Stanley Cup|World Series US vs. Canada Customs and Border Protection denies entry for 2 Canadian star players. Plot for a Netflix movie or something any remaining cable news channel could be reporting on in the near future?