ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝘿𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙊,

⠀⠀ 𝙒𝙃𝙊'𝙎 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙍𝙊𝙐𝘽𝙇𝙀.ᐟ .ᐟ ⚔️ ⠀⠀ ☺︎ 🐢

Do you... remember when you got me that human food item for doing a good job a few weeks back? What's it called? [Pause, snapping her clawed hands.] . . . cupcake? Can you get me more?

[Zipping her list gesture.] I'll keep it a secret, for a favor.

. . . Riiiight, But, what's this about us missing a good chunk of money?

Budgeting issues, sir?

➷ 𝗦𝗼 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝗶𝗻 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜!

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠCOUNT ON 𝑅𝘈𝘗𝘏𝘈𝘌𝘓 ──

➷ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗜 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠 𝙞𝙣!

am i suffering beautifully? is my agony lovable?

ZIM HAS JOINED THE BLUE SKIES ; temp pinned

; temp pinned

That tinfoil guy is the worst karen I've ever seen.

Welcome to the Happy Hour News .ᐟ 🎥

(( ugh all my rps are basically dead. guess ill d!e

What crowd? They went home.

And the crowd goes hooooome.

➷ 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝗷𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙗𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

((agnes wip as i try to find something elegant to put her in :)

TEMP PINNED. WILL SET UP LATER. MELANCHOLY HILL FROM GASLIGHT DISTRICT. SPOILERS AHEAD.

[Yawns so hard, her jaw unhinges.]

(( i think ill sleep now gnight ))

(( dropped a whole ass 2 hours on this.... oughe ))

➷ 𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚. 𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠, 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey~ Ooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah. . . Now that your rose is in bloom, a light hits the gloom on the grey. . .

Ever since a childhood laptop almost burnt my house down, yeah, I've internalized the airflow thing. [She moves quite like a snake, almost knocking him over with her tail but makes sure to not hit him with it. She clicks the on button, and! Good as new! It was acting like a brand new system.] ++

(( damn, all my rps are dead or dropped....))

. . . Really? Gosh.. [Spurned by such praise, her tail rattles.] Okay. We can devise a most devious prank together. Here, I'll get some notepads and pens and we can brainstorm! [She seems excited to spend time with someone from work, but... her face is serious.] If we want her gone, we gotta ++

We could do tons of things, Dev. I heard she has this crazy fashion chamber on her ship. We could steal all the tech and reprogram it to be agitating, and then return it before she realizes she's been pranked. . . or we could ink-b0mb her entire wardrobe.

. . . We should prank her so hard she leaves Earth and never comes back. [An impulsive thought becomes reality when the words escape pierced lips.]

[Wants to comfort the alien, but-- can't think of a single way that won't get her hand bitten off.] . . .

[Has an idea of who Dev means, as she slowly steps in, cautiously.] You-- shouldn't have to restart...anything?

. . . Dev, do you-- need any help? [Squeaks Agnes, peeking her head into the drag queen's space, shoulders slightly hunched.]

I know how it is, with the disguise thing. . . [Mumbled???]

[She's cleaning up around the office at the end of the workday. Most everyone's gone home, and as she's disappearing into the bathroom to change before she clocks out, she gets a text from @80slvr.needs.dog. . . Karaoke?] [SMS: MR. HAND] 📲: I've never done karaoke before. . . ++

(( she can't help it. baby's (second) crush.....!

you kiss the needle before you stitch your wounds. give yourself the love you forbid anyone else to grant.

(( heehoo. Moots only.))

if love is blind, how do i make you see me?

[Almost knocks Andre over with her tail???]

. . . [Starts doing a complicated, beautiful dance maneuver with a professional elegance that only a practiced person could have.]

[Watching Andre and Brett dance. . .]

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[Existing.]