𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲, 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸

yes, that's irma .ᐟ she's quite silly ── and always looking for a boyfriend . it doesn't go all too well for the poor woman, though . the last one she was with had ended up being a cyborg working for shredder . [ 💀 .... ] i've never thought of it that way, but you're totally right .

they have . i can see that in poor irma almost every week . [ 😭 . ] of course he has .ᐟ he and krang were REALLY convinced they were going to win that time .... 💧

🎤 : aren't they all .ᐣ i don't think i've ever met a single boy who was entirely a gentleman . [ she nods . ] 🎤 : yeah, he did this before, too . at least there's not a roboticized statue of liberty destroying the city this time as well .ᐟ [ 😭 .ᐣ ]

🎤 : isn't he .ᐣ somehow, it's a wonder that he's the gentle soul that raised those four crazy turtles . [ 💀 . ] 🎤 : no, don't worry . i get it . when you care for someone, you can't help but worry about them ── even if they're on the opposite side as you . let's think of it this way, ( + )

🎤 : they're usually pretty quick to answer the phone .ᐟ the turtles are certainly reliable . and if i can't reach the turtles, splinter ALWAYS answers . [ she giggles . ] 🎤 : of course, it's nothing .ᐟ shredder will get what's coming to him, i'm sure .

[ she gasps . ] 🎤 : that IS urgent . don't worry, i'll talk to them ── [ she quickly digs her turtlecom out of her pocket . ] 🎤 : turtles .ᐣ come in, turtles .ᐟ [ it's hard to tell WHICH turtle replied, but it sounds like it was leonardo or donatello . ] ( + )

[ the reporter quickly ceases looking through her purse . ] 🎤 : ... a dangerous matter .ᐣ urgent .ᐣ what's happening ── .ᐣ 💧

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝐏𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 ...

[ april just so happens to be returning from her lunch break, alongside irma, when evelyn arrives at channel six . they seem to talk for a moment, and irma heads inside without april ── the latter is searching through her purse for something . ]

It was not. ❌️

Oroku Jade Saki, we have not forgotten what you did to our building on September 17th, 1994.

Absolutely not. ❌️

Didn't you already try to bIow up our station .ᐣ

Burne Thompson ── Chief. ( 🗞 )

Irma Langenstein ── Secretary. ( 💜 )

Vernon Fenwick ── Reporter / Cameraman. ( 🎥 )

April O'Neil ── Reporter. ( 🎤 )

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