... how is the shredder still alive .ᐣ this is getting ridiculous ── [ 😭🙏 . ]

elysia 🩷 the nasb leak is so fucking funny i hope people are right about it not being real 💀🙏 why is leonardo the only turtle, brother ....

no waY .

WHAT THE HECK MAN

i'll tell on you to the crewmate guys, buddy .ᐟ 😡😡😡

hey, let GO . 😡

noooooooo . [ 💀 . ]

well ... uh, yeah . i guess if she IS the shredder, she is an impostor, and therefore .... among us .ᐣ 💧 [ 💀🙏 ]

WHAT

when i know my writer is secretly the shredder but i can't prove it yet

GIRL NO

WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME .

WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS

... [ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ] looks like i win by default .ᐟ

you're right, sorry . forgot how bad karaoke night was for you, sir dying duck . 👺

you'll change your tune soon enough . 👺

let's see you try .

MIKEY 👺

...

[ rises from the dcad ]

[ frankly, he's also having the same horrid nightmares ── ugh, this always happened whenever THEIR shredder was about to make a full return ... ]

[ he pulls away from the hoverboard, scratching his chin with his eyes closed . ] hmm ... i see, i see . [ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]

[ GLARING BACK . 👺 ... 💧 do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]

i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺 [ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]

😃 ....... ...... ............ 😦 .

such a great day, i hope nothing bad happens 😃😃😃😃😃😃

[ he's been like this since he was a tiny turtle, constantly tearing things apart to see how they work, then put them back together . 💀 . ] ... yes .ᐣ wait, hang on ── hold this screw for me, then continue . [ 😭 . ]

yes, of course . i'm just trying to make sure nothing's faulty before i take it home ── [ he reaches towards the back of his shell and pulls out a whole ass tool kit .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 . ... HE'S TAKING IT APART . 💀 . ]

[ he's examining the hoverboard . ... like, EVERY little detail . if there's even a SPECK of dust, he's making note of it . 💀 . ]

more like sewerhold ── [ 💀 .... .ᐣ ] anyway, yeah, it will . thanks .ᐟ

a hoverboard, huh .ᐣ too bad i've already invented one of my own ── hey, maybe i can give THIS one to my little brother as a gift .ᐟ he's always trying to steaI the one i made . 💧

a few fixes here, a few fixes there ... [ he GROANS . 💀 ] uuuGH, why do mikey and raph always have to BREAK things ── 💧

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝘿𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙊,

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 .ᐟ