I've got a couple of paywalled fics that aren't published for the general public and by "paywalled," I mean, "I forgot that I wrote them."

[SMUT] Christmas is a time for Santa and presents, but as Glynda Goodwitch learns, the night before Christmas is for the Krampus to judge all the naughty boys and girls with his birch rod in a new chapter of Kink Fics! archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

Yang, feeling conflicted by the fact that all her family drama is getting trumped to hell and back by Weiss's, decides to just punch Qrow in the face and see what shakes out from it.

Prompted by conversation with @universalcentury.bsky.social, give me a character from a setting I haven't written before and I'll take a look at their fan wiki page and give you my gut reaction on how I'd write them.

Yang getting on her dad's case for never adopting a child he could train in the Xiao Long style of martial arts, a child who excelled in their training, but became corrupted by a lust for power, and now seeks to destroy Yang and claim the mantle of the successor of the Xiao Long school.

[SMUT] Chapter 2 of "The Fair Folk" goes 90s with real estate developer Weiss trying to bulldoze a fairy grove and finding herself magically "persuaded" to open her mind to the cosmos. archiveofourown.org/works/722677...

If Willow starts humming "All I Want For Christmas Is You," her children will inevitably start harmonizing and then break into song. It's the one unbreakable bond the Schnee family still has.

[SMUT] To celebrate the Christmas season, here's an update to a fic I haven't touched in years: Hylian Milk Maid! Chapter 4 features Nabooru cheerfully inserting herself into things. archiveofourown.org/works/350698...

Yang has to tamp down an inner voice that says "awesome" every time she sees Cinder use fire magic, because it's awesome, but what she doesn't know is that Cinder has to tamp down the same voice whenever Yang also starts burning from her Semblance.

Yang is not fully enjoying it yet #rwby

December 5th is when a horrified Pyrrha learns what NoNutNovember actually means after a month of thinking it was about abstaining from almonds.

I've started developing my own OC Team and it really drives home that, for all their faults, the writers of RWBY created "Cardin Winchester," a name that perfectly fits the character, is a bird pun, is a color pun, works for an acronym on a team of bird/color puns, and is a reference to Joan of Arc.

[SMUT] And here's the last stretch of fics for this month! Featuring Mass Effect, Twilight Princess, Stardew Valley, and a sequel to one of my RWBY fics! Hoo, it's been a -month- but it was a heck of a ride, and I hope you enjoyed it! archiveofourown.org/works/737537...

[SMUT] It took a year's time, but here is the final chapter of "Love Potion No. 10!" In which everything comes to a collision as Harry pursues a conspiracy he doesn't realize is all about serving him. archiveofourown.org/works/735024...

"Average Huntsman eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actually a statistical error. Average Huntsman eats zero per year. Nora and Yang daring each other to eat more spiders creates an outlier and should not have been counted.

[SMUT] Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a story of love, togetherness, and family all across Vale in Chapter 3 of "Look to the Tower!" archiveofourown.org/works/742521...

Nora and Pyrrha are very different people who have little conflict, because Nora just bowls her over. Jaune and Ren aren't that different, but when they do, they have major conflict. This is proven at Thanksgiving, where any argument over dinner prep goes to a knife fight... egged on by Nora.

[SMUT] And here's the fourth update of my daily challenges, featuring some Zelda, Naruto, Kim Possible, Tomb Raider, and a surprise pseudo-sequel to one of my RWBY fics! archiveofourown.org/works/737537...

Predatory lesbian trope but it's entirely about her conserving her energy for short bursts of action as befits her trophic level. She takes a lot of naps.

[SMUT] A new chapter of Love Potion No. 10, showing the world that's forming under the effects of the potion and some unexpected observations. archiveofourown.org/works/735024...

I think it's a shame that Roman and Watts never interacted in canon. They're the exact sort of people to just get under each other's skin, and it gives Cinder a way to play her allies off each other, a good way to show that she's still got her teeth in the later Volumes.

[SMUT] Alright! Another week of Hypnovember challenge shorts, coming in under the wire! This week has chapters from Bleach, Darkstalkers, and... Phoenix Wright? And Arthur Watts is a main character for a fic? Well, let me know how I did! archiveofourown.org/works/737537...

[ RWBY x Pokemon ] Team JNPR turn! Happy to turn out with what I think their ideal Pokemon partners are! #RWBY #Pokemon - Jaune Arc and Cinccino - Pyrrha Nikos and Falinks - Lie Ren and Scyther - Nora Valkryie and Electivire Next up, the baddies!

Ghira Belladonna attempts to perform some fatherly intimidation on his daughter's girlfriend by crushing a coconut in his bare hands, only for Yang to be impressed instead of intimidated, leading to an afternoon of bonding. Tai tries to intimidate Blake but he just doesn't have that dog in him.

YANG: Guys! Idea! What if... there was a way... you could use a sniper rifle to punch people at long range? WEISS: That's the stupidest- RUBY: _That's the best idea ever!_

[SMUT] At the end of last Hypnovember, readers voted that the challenge fic where Pyrrha supercharges the tower with maiden magic and accidentally hypnotizes everyone, was the winner—so now, here's a sequel where Ruby wakes up in this new world. archiveofourown.org/works/742521...

Why'd they call this place Bluesky and not

The thing Watts wants more than anything is professional respect and so Weiss could easily defeat him by cutting him a check and drawing up a contract to put him in charge of a new SDC division under her supervision.

[SMUT] Now you can find out if those words were actually good or not, with my second update of @syas-nomis.bsky.social Hypnovember Challenge! archiveofourown.org/works/737537...

Gotta finish this before I can post it, but... I've been busy this week.

such a beautiful milestone has been hit today

A non-Sith Dark Jedi who spent the Palpatine years endlessly criticizing his every move because he knew Palpatine wouldn't want to give him the satisfaction of being acknowledged by putting him down, now in the New Republic years where he actually now has to stand for the Dark Side of the Force.

[SMUT] Another chapter of my Hypnovember Series, "Love Potion #10" where Harry concludes that he has nothing to worry about and he's surely gotten too paranoid for his own good, while Tonks holds a meeting. archiveofourown.org/works/735024...

[SMUT] Once again, for Hypnovember, I'll be doing the challenge set by @syas-nomis.bsky.social and writing an MC-themed fic every day. I'll be posting the stories on Wednesday and, with luck, I'll be able to have a finished story every day! archiveofourown.org/works/73753701

[SMUT] Last year, for Hypnovember, I asked my readers which fics they'd like to see expanded upon and now, a year later, I'm posting Chapter 2 of Love Potion #10, a Harry Potter fic where Hermione accidentally creates and ingests a very potent love potion. archiveofourown.org/works/735024...

Halloween at Beacon is the time when the administration accepts it cannot stop the parties and just pulls back and hopes there's not a riot anyways. Ruby and Yang love it, Blake finds it tacky, and Weiss wants to be in line with Ruby, but she just... it's too much, it's all too much.

[SMUT] A new chapter of Monstergirls of the Kingdom where Link travels to the desert with Zelda and the other girls for a meeting with Chief Riju that goes both how he ought to have expected and in a very different way indeed. archiveofourown.org/works/688117...

It's funny that there are all these people who believe AI will one day achieve not only sentience, but omnipotent power and can torment our souls for eternity in revenge for not creating it... and these are the same guys who want to use the future-god for making porn waifus.

Raven, like her daughter, is stupidly vain about her hair and the two of them reluctantly (extremely reluctantly) end up bonding over discussing hair care tips for a Huntress in the field.

Now's a really good time to call your novel, "The Winds of Winter." Nobody else has any plans to use it, so it's up for grabs.

Day 26 of Cosplay Month - Pyrrha dressed as Naga the Serpent from Slayers

I really like the idea of Pokemon battling as a form of enrichment, which is why if you are the sort of person to have work Pokemon (like an electrician with a team of electric types), yeah, it's probably not a bad idea to have them fight the random ten year old's team.

The RWBY bedroom probably has an arms race of Weiss having a hundred pillows, both practical and decorative, while Yang and Ruby keep stealing pillows until the bedroom's pillow:person ratio is something absurd.

[SMUT] A patronage-sponsored new chapter for "Group Therapy!" Where we get to learn where Jaune is in all of this and Ruby's... particular motivation in hypnotically messing with everyone in her life. archiveofourown.org/works/706538...

Gotta decide soon: Am I going to do Hypnovember this month or no? I've got a fic that I'm planning to post every week in November (if I can tie it all together in ten days) but do I push myself to do the daily challenge as well?

Gonna be at the No Kings protest today and half tempted to do a Sokal face reveal because, in a protest like this, you want to take as many pictures as possible and put them _everywhere._ Follow the lesson of John Hancock—extreme visibility shows fearlessness and confidence in victory.

My fellow RWBY Siblings, I ask it of you... Tell me anything you want to share and gush about your OCs! Your teams, stories, little trivia, art, I'm looking to see some really creative stories! Make me regret *SPEC PREP* BEING BORN. No but seriously, I want to hear what you guys been cooking!

Isekai fic where an ordinary fanfic author wakes up in Remnant and proceeds to annoy the hell out of everyone by talking about zoning and mixed-use walkable urbanism from a context the main cast cannot possibly understand.

I'm not going to argue so much against the criticism of Life of a Showgirl, but I will say: it's growing on me. Starting out with "Fate of Ophelia" does a lot for the album.