[SMUT] Celebrating the Fourth of July with a fic about my conception of Vale: Half-France, Half-Texas, somehow, one Kingdom that the Schnee sisters must navigate, lest their Atlesian purity be lost in a sinful land. archiveofourown.org/works/87934166

So did the whole Bluesky Texas thing amount to nothing? I had part of a day where I couldn't check Bluesky without age verification, and then it just... stopped. Any official statement on that?

Damn, this would be good. Lobo showing up at the Muppet Show to take Gonzo in only to get sucked into the show because his personal level of chaos is indistinguishable from how the Muppet Show normally is. By the end of the night, he figures he can let the bounty slide this time.

I am officially opening commissions for anyone who is interested. My price sheet and rules for commissions is attached below. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

New smut one-shot! The Invincible Woman (In Bed) where Neon Katt has a steamy one-night stand with a celebrity couple after a boring security detail in Atlas: archiveofourown.org/works/87604816 #RWBYNSFW #Smut

[SMUT] Had a fic trade with @flamelordytheking.bsky.social where we each gave each other a prompt and wrote the fic. For my side, I wrote about Blake as a stressed grad student who just wants to be a little problematic with her boyfriend. Maybe more than a little. archiveofourown.org/works/87611046

Epic Nikos Spear Pose #Creator5240 #rwby #rwbyfanart #pyrrhanikos #blender

[SMUT] Cinder Fall is someone who knows to keep her eye on her goals, to not get distracted by trivial distractions. But her pride, especially her pride as a seductress... that's something much much more than a trivial distraction! archiveofourown.org/works/86883976

They tried to hide but I got em anyway

[SMUT] A new update for Kink Fics! In which Ciel attempts to get the upper hand by spying on Pyrrha's secret practice sessions only to discover what she's actually doing up there. archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

My wife has been reading the comments on my fics and so now she's telling me that I'm—apparently—too mean to my readers.

I think about this Tweet a lot.

Alien supervillain who's on Earth to basically be a Warlord Influencer. He's getting footage of him fighting Superman to make it look like he's some kind of Darkseid-tier threat, but really, he's just got the power to attack Metropolis every few years.

Thanks everyone who participated in this, I had a lot of fun with this exercise—a lot of you picked characters who were similar-but-not-quite to RWBY characters and it was neat to think at how they wouldn't quite mesh well and what it says about the characters.

Got some sitting around time: give me a RWBY character and a non-RWBY character and I'll pitch how I'd write them interacting.

[SMUT] Chapter 2 of Not Possible where Ann discovers an opportunity to take her voyeurism further and learn even more about herself and her desires. archiveofourown.org/works/841097...

Happy Pride Month, #RWBY FNDM! ❤️🌈 To those who are LGBTQ+, or are allies, let’s give it up for celebrating and fighting for love! 🥰 #pride #rwbyart #rwbyfanart #art #pridemonth

[SMUT] When Jaune's car breaks down in Mistral, he's completely at the mercy of Raven Branwen, who, in this universe, is something much more dangerous than a bandit: she's the only mechanic in town. archiveofourown.org/works/85483641

Insecurity is insecurity, whether financial or sexual, and there are healthy ways to deal with insecurity (I hope, at least, that my work rises to that), and very, very unhealthy ways to spiral into paranoia and bitter resentment.

[SMUT] There are a lot of perks to dating Neo. Unless you tell her "no" on anything, anything at all, and then she makes it her life's quest to take revenge. Something Jaune was not aware of until too late. archiveofourown.org/works/85300561

Paypal is getting more and more aggressive in asking me to start using crypto and it's honestly making me a little concerned about the health of the business.

One space where canon doesn't show much of the details, but it's obviously important, is what is Jaune and Ren's friendship like? Feels like a good opportunity to lean into Ren's weirder, more whimsical side, give him a wavelength that resonates with Jaune as a fraud at Beacon.

[SMUT] A new chapter of Kink Fics! For chapter 170, Ruby brings her boyfriend back to Patch to meet her mom and her Aunt Maria, who have a particular test for any man who wants to date a Silver-Eyed Warrior and their duty to the lineage. archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

[SMUT] Branching out into a new fandom with a Kim Possible fic, focusing on Ann Possible accidentally overhearing her daughter with Ron and suddenly finding her buttoned-down life suddenly cast into disarray as she reassesses some of her choices. archiveofourown.org/works/841097...

Blargh, in that worst state of having a fic ready to post and on the day I was planning to post it... suddenly getting hit with second thoughts on if it's ready or needs another draft.

[SMUT] Been long enough without posting a fic, so here's a new chapter of Kink Fics featuring Weiss's sweet tooth and Yang's willingness to take advantage of that sweet tooth for her own enjoyment! archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

pink in the night (2019)

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

Happy trans day of visibility 💖 #rwby #rwbyfanart #maymarigold

She was cooking with "the four types of child are brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous."

I know it's been a while since I've posted anything (don't worry, the backlog is still there), but wanted to note this little milestone. Comments really are the lifeblood of publishing, and if there's a fic you like from a smaller account, make a comment to let them know you enjoy their work!

Mercury is haunted by his dad's ghost, not because Mercury killed him, but because Mercury has forsaken his family's legacy and kills people without getting paid for it.

Quote with your first Mario game. (Hard to explain just how much my mind was blown running around Bob-omb Battlefield) #Mario #Mar10 #Mar10Day #MarIOday

Fic where Neo defects mid-infiltration of Beacon because the Beacon cafeteria has a self-serve ice cream machine and anyone who gives her free ice cream cannot truly be her enemy.

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Fic where Ruby tries to get Roman to go in halfsies on a Groupon for passes to an amusement park as a joint protagonist-antagonist cooperation event.

Saw a piece of AI art on a booru that was very clearly prompted to rip off a popular artist. And I don't have much to say about it. It's just very depressing to see that this is increasingly what to expect of the internet.

Finally saw Kpop Demon Hunters—it's good, good music, good animation, good action, the only real technical problem I had with it was a few stiff line reads at the beginning, but I end the movie feeling a little unsure about it. I feel like it was setting up a different ending and didn't commit to it

Pokemon is good.

I always get sick at the most inconvenient times. This sucks.

NORA: JAUNE, YOU'RE GETTING MOGGED! JAUNE: ...what? NORA: It's Cardin, Jaune! He's looksmaxxing on a moid/foid dualism and you're getting mogged out there! Moid/foid dualism, Jaune! He's chadfishing the scene! JAUNE: Nora, I have no idea what any of that means.

[SMUT] Leaving the Year of the Snake with another Fem!Ren fic: "Forbidden Fruit." Leaning on another cultural association of the Serpent, Rin offers some apples to the girls of Beacon with no secret purpose, nothing at all about being fruitful and multiplying... archiveofourown.org/works/79697991

For Valentine's Day, Ruby went all out acquiring as many roses as possible, with the logic that "more roses" = "better than" and only learned about flower arranging and bouquets as a thing on the 12th. There are thorns and rose petals everywhere and the scent is overpowering, but that's *winning*

EVERYONE WHO DOUBTED ME WAS WRONG! Happy Valentine's Day, here's a new fic about Cinder in a throuple with Arkos, musing on grace, change, and love, and how Valentine's can be so important. www.fanfiction.net/s/14547294/1...

Figured I'd give myself a fun challenge on Sunday and see if I could pull together a story for Valentine's Day in less than a week, and reader, this has been a lot more difficult than I thought. Stay tuned to see if I fail!

Ruby loves Arkos, and they love her too #rwby #RWBYfanart #gildedrose #arkos #lancaster #milkandcereal #jaunearc #rubyrose #pyrrhanikos #blender

[SMUT] In a world where Weiss has a younger sister, she has to deal with her bratty, entitled sis looking basically exactly like her from behind and accidentally getting asked out on a date in her place. At least she knows to uphold the Schnee reputation on a date. archiveofourown.org/works/79025656

Was discussing the possibility of the Blacksmith resurrecting Pyrrha and I think that would just lead to the funniest possible Salem reaction: "Yeah, the gods can resurrect your dead love. You've just gotta skip the local guys and ask their boss." If I were her, I would burn the whole world down.

[SMUT] What's this Fae trickery? A fourth chapter of The Fair Folk? Where Ruby feuds with a magic book for doubting that she knows all the sex moves? archiveofourown.org/works/722677...

[SMUT] And here's the final chapter of The Fair Folk, where Blake, fleeing the White Fang, interrupts an ancient ritual and finds that Those Who Dwell In The Woods don't take kindly to that, and there are dire consequences to their anger. archiveofourown.org/works/722677...