My fellow RWBY Siblings, I ask it of you... Tell me anything you want to share and gush about your OCs! Your teams, stories, little trivia, art, I'm looking to see some really creative stories! Make me regret *SPEC PREP* BEING BORN. No but seriously, I want to hear what you guys been cooking!

Isekai fic where an ordinary fanfic author wakes up in Remnant and proceeds to annoy the hell out of everyone by talking about zoning and mixed-use walkable urbanism from a context the main cast cannot possibly understand.

I'm not going to argue so much against the criticism of Life of a Showgirl, but I will say: it's growing on me. Starting out with "Fate of Ophelia" does a lot for the album.

[SMUT] Starting off a new anthology series, "The Fair Folk" a series of stories about people who cross the fairies and suffer the consequences. Chapter 1 features Barbarian Yang laughing off the danger of the fairies and learning, no, they can mess with her. archiveofourown.org/works/722677...

Portland:

Penny going as That Time You Murdered Me for Halloween, which Pyrrha feels... she has to deal with as part of her contrition for the whole, y'know, murdering her. A week later, Penny will learn that this caused Pyrrha emotional stress and she will be bawling with apologies for Pyrrha's forgiveness.

From a discussion on Discord: Batman is into BDSM, but he can't turn off being Batman, much to Selina's aggravation. He can slip out of any shibari, he's got countermeasures for sensory deprivation, he can somehow shut off his pain receptors if she whips him, it's just exhausting.

Almost every reason someone submits for why the Joker can be a threat to non-Batman heroes could also be applied to Jar Jar Binks if we just have the courage.

I think Jar Jar could beat Thrawn because there are some things cold order simply cannot contain or plan for.

Weiss and Roman forging a bond, to Ruby's horror, over their mutual appreciation of the finer things and being able to identify the difference between the authentic article and a knockoff.

[SMUT] A new update for Monstergirls of the Kingdom, where a new TotK character gets to experience me playing fast and loose with the fusion mechanic, but... hey, it's porn. We can play around with things! archiveofourown.org/works/688117...

logging on to AO3

Wanna get some headcanons and gut opinions. Team JNPR and Team RWBY watching horror movies—who can't stand them, what kind of horror movies might they watch, and would the teams be able to watch a movie together without tearing into each other?

This is absolutely delightful and a testimony to fanfic's ability to just go "Eh, why _not_ mash two things together?" and see it work out.

Post a new fic on FFN and immediately getting the AI spam messages is a good reminder that, no matte what happens economically, AI is a naturally fit for spamming and even if the bubble "bursts" the tech will have a permanent backstop in spam marketing—it's not going away.

all i got is this #RWBY #HazbinHotel

Been a while since I posted a SFW fic, but never too late to post a new one! "Unbreakable Armor, Unstoppable Hammer," a story about Nora and Pyrrha's friendship, Pyrrha's angst, and Nora solving problems through blunt force and violence. www.fanfiction.net/s/14510844/1...

Something in my fics is that I like giving Pyrrha sponsorships and licensing deals. My go-to sponsor is SonaTech, a company that sells dust ammunition, but I'm trying to think of other things Team Nikos might pick up—for instance, when she's older, I definitely see athletic wear and a fragrance.

Every time I get an email from Paypal about POS fees, I know it means "Point of Sale," but I invariably read it as, "Hey, dirtbag! Wanna save some money on the fees we charge for being a piece of shit?"

I'm intending to post a fic this week, but editing is proving difficult in that I have a bit that is objectively bad, does not work for the pacing or tone of the story, and will not connect with any of my readers. However, it does connect with me and I am an enormous child, so... it'll take a minute

RWBY RPS Ruby: Always opens with rock, but has a long explanation about how it's what people are expecting, so they're not really expecting it Weiss: Always opens with paper, because she knows who she's against Blake: Picks paper because books, doesn't care about the game Yang: Rock. Only ever rock.

If you're not willing to put yourself on the line and say the conservative response to Charlie Kirk's death has been weird and unhinged, Jimmy-fucking-Kimmel is officially harder than you. You're getting your ass beat by Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel!

Fic where Weiss overhears Ruby and Jaune discussing leadership class and hearing them argue about how to best create paradigm-reversing disruptive synergies to leverage locally-optimized advantages _awakens_ something in her. Something... she can't restrain.

Cinder defects and now has a distrustful Qrow as her handler. What's the best way to get under his skin? Become a starry-eyed goody-two-shoes who's so excited to mentor Team RWBY in the ways of heroism! Doesn't even have a long-term plan with it, just wants to drive him absolutely nuts.

[SMUT] Thanks to Patronage, an old Kink Fic gets a sequel as the Wizard Jaune, with his two accidentally-adoring Queens, has to deal with thieves targeting the magical artifacts in his tower. archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

Two adorable Egyptian figurines: a roaring hippo and a baby hippo, dating ca 1,800 BC. Hippos were associated with life and rebirth. On display at Neues Museum Berlin. 📷 me 🏺 AncientEgyptBluesky

I have a headcanon that Hazel was a star tournament Huntsman back before his sister died and he went rogue, but he's the Jordan to Pyrrha's Lebron. There's a HuntsCenter show that routinely has the host pounding the table to talk about what Hazel had was speed AND mass and that's why he's the GOAT.

[SMUT] A new fic, "Group Therapy," featuring Glynda as a very ethical therapist who certainly isn't the subject of any kind of sinister mind control as she helps a group of girls deal with their anxiety and inhibitions. archiveofourown.org/works/70653831

Penny advocating for her Object heritage and teaching Team RWBY about all the famous Objects through history and how Objects are a valued part of their world today.

[SMUT] A new chapter of Kink Fics, featuring fem!Ren, somnophilia, and an intense rivalry with Blake when there can be only one introverted, dark-haired ninja girl. archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

#RWBY #RWBYOCs I'm so excited to show everyone this full team commission of Team CRML by the talented @afimaki.bsky.social. They were so great to work with, and all of them turned out so well. Thanks again.

Celebrating Labor Day the traditional way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBXs...

【Fanart】Summer Loooks☀️（1/6） 既要泳装又要汉服？两个愿望一次满足！ It's sunny today so put on your swimsuits and Hanfu! #RWBY #RWBYFanart #汉服 #漢服 #Hanfu #ChineseTraditionalDress

[SMUT] The dice finally won, here's Chapter 2 of Monstergirls of the Kingdom! In which Paya finds her courage and decides she's going to embody courage itself and get her Hero! archiveofourown.org/works/688117...

Lt. Columbo meets the Batman

Third day in the row to roll the dice on "Post the chapter" or "No, it needs... something, it's not there yet."

Pyrrha is supernaturally photogenic (she fears its an element of her Semblance) and hates how she overshadows everyone in every photo she's in, looking like she's modeling for a fragrance ad no matter what she's doing. But Nora doesn't give up: she will get an unflattering photo of Pyrrha.

Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

Mercury acts like he's beyond morality, that he's already accepted mortality and sees all this killing as just a way to occupy his time during a temporary reprieve of his death... until Ren hustled him in pool and now Mercury is 100% on Team Beacon Must Burn, especially that Lie Ren fucker.

The Joker going to Chicago just to face off against Second City and barely do any crimes.

Velvet plays it down, but her Semblance gives her unique insight into everyone else's inner thoughts. Not mind reading, but she can mimic Weiss and note where her eyes now linger. She plays the helpless victim so no one realizes she's building up a massive trove of blackmail on everyone.

We have clingy dragon GF on the table this week! If the tail goes around you there is NO escape!

I'm going to try something for a bit where commissions will be closed, but I will be taking Patronage, where you pay to finance me writing the next chapter of a fic or series. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Happened last night, but have now crossed 5 million hits on AO3! Thank you to all my readers who have read, reread, or simply hit refresh several times on my stories to make those numbers go up. Your support is always appreciated!

[SMUT] A new one shot, "Loyalty," where Blake finds that Jaune's a surprisingly adept leader capable of filling a post-White Fang void in her life. She handles this in a very sane and sensible way. archiveofourown.org/works/69593076

Oh, hadn't realized I'd hit this particular milestone. I don't do as much on Bluesky as I did on Twitter, nor have I done as much to promote it, but I'm finding the community here to be a good fit for what I'm looking for in social media. So cheers, followers on Bluesky—there are a hundred of you!

A frustrated Roman explaining to Cinder that he is a burglar and stick-up man and organizing terrorist attacks is decidedly out of his core competencies.

[SMUT] Coming in late, but a new update of Kink Fics for this week! Yang can't explain how Jaune does it, but she's fast learned that she's absolutely putty in his fingers, unable to resist him once he gets his hands on her. But surely, Blake can help her, right? archiveofourown.org/works/222130...

有時候一個人帶孩子也挺無助的（ #starwars